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Scotty February 14th 06 11:39 AM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
"And if you knew anything about driving you might
know that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed."




Capt. Rob February 14th 06 12:16 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
You really shouldn't give out dangerous advice just to troll. Stopping
distances are typcially shorter in deep snow. A plowed street leaves
snow over ice in most conditions..

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty February 14th 06 12:26 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 


--
"Swab Rob" wrote
I really shouldn't give out dangerous advice just to

troll. Stopping
distances are typcially shorter in deep snow.


Right, for a snowmobile.

S



Capt. Rob February 14th 06 12:32 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
distances are typcially shorter in deep snow.


Right, for a snowmobile.


Right, then we agree. A snowmobile (or an ice boat) on ice is actually
planning on a thin film of water. Same for a SUV on a plowed street.
Even with ABS, the wheel slips and stutters and stopping distances are
longer. In fact, stopping distances can be longer in the rain than in
heavy snow. Snow offers continued resistance when stopping and also
impedes steering input due to "tracking" by the rear wheels. This is
basic driving info. I guess you're no professional.
Once again you're dead wrong, but Mooron's comment should have alerted
you.
Yous till like your boat, right???!!!

Bwahahahahahahaha!!

RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz February 14th 06 02:27 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
The statement is absolutely correct. A plowed street can be worse than
unplowed, especially if there is packed ice underneath.

I have to agree with RB.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
"And if you knew anything about driving you might
know that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed."






Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 03:06 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

The statement is absolutely correct. A plowed street can be worse than
unplowed, especially if there is packed ice underneath.

I have to agree with RB.


Now Bob.... don't bait Bobsprit like that. We both know that if there is ice
under a snowfall... it's an Ice Road.... and the three requirements are to
be able to make progress, to be able to direct progress and to be able to
halt progress.

Certainly if your "SUV" has a 12" clearance and you drive into 24" of
snow.... stopping will not be an issue..... progress and direction will come
to an abrupt halt. If the same vehicle encounters a low traction area... a
simple reduction of speed will allow all three factors to be retained and
safely make directed progress

CM



Capt. Rob February 14th 06 03:35 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Certainly if your "SUV" has a 12" clearance and you drive into 24" of
snow.... stopping will not be an issue..... progress and direction will
come
to an abrupt halt. If the same vehicle encounters a low traction
area... a
simple reduction of speed will allow all three factors to be retained
and
safely make directed progress


And this is where you were baited and snared, Mooron. And then Scotty
bit your tail and both of you were hauled aboard. Read my original
statement again.
Bottom line: A plowed road can be worse than 9 inches of snow,
especially for an SUV.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 03:54 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
Read my original statement again.
Bottom line: A plowed road can be worse than 9 inches of snow,
especially for an SUV.


Not so fast there Bobsprit..... here's what you said.." And if you knew
anything about driving you might know that a plowed street can be worse than
unplowed."

Your option on an unplowed street is coming to a stop.... that's not driving
Bobsprit.. that's *parking*..... now if you had even a modicum of knowledge
in vehicle control on snow and ice.... you never would have made that
statement.

CM-



Capt. Rob February 14th 06 04:01 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Your option on an unplowed street is coming to a stop.... that's not
driving
Bobsprit.. that's *parking*.....


No, it's not parking. It's also slowing down, which is part of driving.
You're not just on the hook, you've eaten the rod.
Give it up. You're getting desperate and everyone can tell.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 07:03 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Your option on an unplowed street is coming to a stop.... that's not
driving
Bobsprit.. that's *parking*.....


No, it's not parking. It's also slowing down, which is part of driving.
You're not just on the hook, you've eaten the rod.
Give it up. You're getting desperate and everyone can tell.


GOOD GRIEF......... are you slow off the mark or is this subject beyond
your comprehension skills?

CM



Capt. Rob February 14th 06 07:25 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
GOOD GRIEF......... are you slow off the mark or is this subject
beyond
your comprehension skills?


Dude, you just said "stopping is parking." End of the road for you.
Desperate is putting it in a friendly way so you can just slink away.
You lost...again.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 11:26 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
GOOD GRIEF......... are you slow off the mark or is this subject
beyond
your comprehension skills?


Dude, you just said "stopping is parking." End of the road for you.
Desperate is putting it in a friendly way so you can just slink away.
You lost...again.


It must be the car you drive.... it stops so often for no reason you
consider it driving????

CM



Scotty February 15th 06 01:18 AM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:M2nIf.90$Nr5.79@clgrps13...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
Read my original statement again.
Bottom line: A plowed road can be worse than 9 inches of

snow,
especially for an SUV.



He's lying again.
Here's the original post;
No mention of 9''.
No mention of SUV.
..No mention of ice.


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
Wow, a real explorer you are, driving on the plowed

streets
of NYC.


Nothing was plowed in Kew Gardens this morning and only

part of Forest
Hills. And if you knew anything about driving you might

know that a
plowed street can be worse than unplowed. Of course you

don't know and
you have a Kia!!!


RB
35s5
NY









Scotty February 15th 06 01:56 AM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 


--
"Swab Rob" stupidly wrote

Right, then we agree. A snowmobile (or an ice boat) on ice

is actually
planning on a thin film of water. Same for a SUV on a

plowed street.

NYC must have some really screwed up plows!





Scotty February 15th 06 02:11 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Still funny!



'' And if you knew anything about driving you might know
that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed. ''



Capt. Rob February 15th 06 02:26 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Look at Scotty LIE!!! The first post on the subject is as follows...

"Otherwise we're approaching the 1 foot mark for snow. I just took the
Tribeca out for a ride...modern 4 wheel drive rocks! "

And then I said plowed CAN be worse than unplowed snow, which even Bob
Crantz agreed to and Mooron backpedalled like Batman after losing his
utillity belt!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! I win EVERY time!


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty February 15th 06 02:33 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

Then who wrote this?

'' And if you knew anything about driving you might know
that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed. ''






--
"Swab Rob" wrote
crap, crap, and more crap




Bob Crantz February 15th 06 02:36 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Hey, I get a point for the assist!

Amen!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Look at Scotty LIE!!! The first post on the subject is as follows...

"Otherwise we're approaching the 1 foot mark for snow. I just took the
Tribeca out for a ride...modern 4 wheel drive rocks! "

And then I said plowed CAN be worse than unplowed snow, which even Bob
Crantz agreed to and Mooron backpedalled like Batman after losing his
utillity belt!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! I win EVERY time!


RB
35s5
NY




Scotty February 15th 06 02:41 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Both of you have after school detention !


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Hey, I get a point for the assist!

Amen!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

oups.com..
..
Look at Scotty LIE!!! The first post on the subject is

as follows...

"Otherwise we're approaching the 1 foot mark for snow. I

just took the
Tribeca out for a ride...modern 4 wheel drive rocks! "

And then I said plowed CAN be worse than unplowed snow,

which even Bob
Crantz agreed to and Mooron backpedalled like Batman

after losing his
utillity belt!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! I win EVERY time!


RB
35s5
NY






Capt. Rob February 15th 06 02:49 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
'' And if you knew anything about driving you might know
that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed. ''


I wrote that AFTER I mentioned in another post about driving the
Tribeca, which IS an SUV. And it says CAN be worse, which of course it
can.
BUSTED again, Scotty Potty...and you lied as well.

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty February 15th 06 03:29 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

--
"Swab Rob" wrote ...
'' And if you knew anything about driving you might know
that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed. ''


I wrote that


Ah HA !!!! BUSTED !!!!!!!!!!!



Bob Crantz February 15th 06 04:18 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
In the short term plowed roads can be more dangerous as it may expose the
packed down ice layer at the bottom. However, once the ice layer is exposed,
it begins to melt and, over the longer term, the plowed road is much safer.

Snow tires don't work on ice. They need snow for the tread to grab. The snow
can have some adhesion to ice. So, in some cases unplowed roads offer more
traction.

Amen!


"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Both of you have after school detention !


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Hey, I get a point for the assist!

Amen!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

oups.com..
.
Look at Scotty LIE!!! The first post on the subject is

as follows...

"Otherwise we're approaching the 1 foot mark for snow. I

just took the
Tribeca out for a ride...modern 4 wheel drive rocks! "

And then I said plowed CAN be worse than unplowed snow,

which even Bob
Crantz agreed to and Mooron backpedalled like Batman

after losing his
utillity belt!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! I win EVERY time!


RB
35s5
NY








Scotty February 15th 06 04:33 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Stop it Bob, you're killing me.

Scotty, ROTFLMAO


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
.net...
In the short term plowed roads can be more dangerous as it

may expose the
packed down ice layer at the bottom. However, once the ice

layer is exposed,
it begins to melt and, over the longer term, the plowed

road is much safer.

Snow tires don't work on ice. They need snow for the tread

to grab. The snow
can have some adhesion to ice. So, in some cases unplowed

roads offer more
traction.

Amen!


"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Both of you have after school detention !


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

k.net...
Hey, I get a point for the assist!

Amen!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message


oups.com..
.
Look at Scotty LIE!!! The first post on the subject

is
as follows...

"Otherwise we're approaching the 1 foot mark for

snow. I
just took the
Tribeca out for a ride...modern 4 wheel drive rocks!

"

And then I said plowed CAN be worse than unplowed

snow,
which even Bob
Crantz agreed to and Mooron backpedalled like Batman

after losing his
utillity belt!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! I win EVERY time!


RB
35s5
NY










Bob Crantz February 15th 06 05:56 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
Keep in mind that when most roads are plowed by the local DOT, they put down
sand or magnesium chloride to cut down on the ice danger.

You may laugh all you want. Rest assured, hell has no snow or ice on it's
roads.

Amen!



"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Stop it Bob, you're killing me.

Scotty, ROTFLMAO


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
.net...
In the short term plowed roads can be more dangerous as it

may expose the
packed down ice layer at the bottom. However, once the ice

layer is exposed,
it begins to melt and, over the longer term, the plowed

road is much safer.

Snow tires don't work on ice. They need snow for the tread

to grab. The snow
can have some adhesion to ice. So, in some cases unplowed

roads offer more
traction.

Amen!


"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Both of you have after school detention !


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

k.net...
Hey, I get a point for the assist!

Amen!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message


oups.com..
.
Look at Scotty LIE!!! The first post on the subject

is
as follows...

"Otherwise we're approaching the 1 foot mark for

snow. I
just took the
Tribeca out for a ride...modern 4 wheel drive rocks!

"

And then I said plowed CAN be worse than unplowed

snow,
which even Bob
Crantz agreed to and Mooron backpedalled like Batman
after losing his
utillity belt!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! I win EVERY time!


RB
35s5
NY












Jonathan Ganz February 15th 06 06:11 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
In article ,
Scotty wrote:
Still funny!



'' And if you knew anything about driving you might know
that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed. ''


I'm still trying to figure this out....



--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Jonathan Ganz February 15th 06 06:17 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
In article ,
Bob Crantz wrote:
In the short term plowed roads can be more dangerous as it may expose the
packed down ice layer at the bottom. However, once the ice layer is exposed,
it begins to melt and, over the longer term, the plowed road is much safer.


Well, if you're an idiot, then yes. Seems to me that if you have a
4WD, it's really not an issue. I never had any problems with my old
CJ7 either on ice, thinly covered ice, plowed streets??, or fairly
deep stuff.

Snow tires don't work on ice. They need snow for the tread to grab. The snow
can have some adhesion to ice. So, in some cases unplowed roads offer more
traction.


Well, I took a long slide on ice once with my Jeep... part of the road
flooded then froze over.. maybe 100 feet or so.. just put it in
reverse and gently applied some gas. Came to stop without hitting the
pole at the end of the road.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Scotty February 15th 06 07:07 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...
Keep in mind that when most roads are plowed by the local

DOT, they put down
sand or magnesium chloride to cut down on the ice danger.


Apparently in NYC they spray water after they plow.


You may laugh all you want. Rest assured, hell has no snow

or ice on it's
roads.


They plow, right?

Awomen!



Scotty February 15th 06 07:07 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scotty wrote:
Still funny!



'' And if you knew anything about driving you might know
that a plowed street can be worse than unplowed. ''


I'm still trying to figure this out....



Don't hurt yourself.





Bob Crantz February 15th 06 08:03 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
I'm just judging what Robboid has said. It is true, sometimes plowed roads
are worse than unplowed. After they get packed down by traffic, it can be a
nightmare.

The roads in hell are plowed with good intentions.

Amen!



Bob Crantz February 15th 06 08:10 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Bob Crantz wrote:
In the short term plowed roads can be more dangerous as it may expose the
packed down ice layer at the bottom. However, once the ice layer is
exposed,
it begins to melt and, over the longer term, the plowed road is much
safer.


Well, if you're an idiot, then yes. Seems to me that if you have a
4WD, it's really not an issue. I never had any problems with my old
CJ7 either on ice, thinly covered ice, plowed streets??, or fairly
deep stuff.


Your CJ7 is really 2 WD unless it has LSD (limited slip differentials) or
locking differentials. If you stop on an slick icy road going uphill and try
to take off again you never will in "4WD" or "2WD" with conventional
differentials.

Conventional differentials turn the wheel with the least resistance, they're
useless in real slick going, even if you have 4WD.

Here it is explained specifically for Jeeps:

http://www.4x4now.com/butjf.htm


While you're at it check this out:

http://bootnewt.hostingzero.com/

It's the best anti Bush song site anywhere!

Amen!




Snow tires don't work on ice. They need snow for the tread to grab. The
snow
can have some adhesion to ice. So, in some cases unplowed roads offer more
traction.


Well, I took a long slide on ice once with my Jeep... part of the road
flooded then froze over.. maybe 100 feet or so.. just put it in
reverse and gently applied some gas. Came to stop without hitting the
pole at the end of the road.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com





Jonathan Ganz February 15th 06 08:11 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
In article ,
Scotty wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

Well, I took a long slide on ice once with my Jeep... part

of the road
flooded then froze over.. maybe 100 feet or so.. just put

it in
reverse and gently applied some gas. Came to stop without

hitting the
pole at the end of the road.



I hit a 300' long patch of ice coming down Grapevine one
year. Started to slide, into a jackknife, hammered down,
wheels spinning like crazy, just enough to stay slightly
ahead of the trailer, finally hit some plowed snow and
straightened out. Whew! that was some ride! I was looking
for a soft place to crash.


Do you have runaway truck ramps? Of course, that doesn't help if
you jackknife.

I'm always amazed by the bozos who cut off big rigs... what are they
thinking?? Is another 15 seconds worth it...


--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Jonathan Ganz February 15th 06 08:20 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
In article ,
Bob Crantz wrote:
Your CJ7 is really 2 WD unless it has LSD (limited slip differentials) or
locking differentials. If you stop on an slick icy road going uphill and try
to take off again you never will in "4WD" or "2WD" with conventional
differentials.


Mine had locking hubs, which meant I had to get the f*ck out every
time I wanted to switch back and forth.

Conventional differentials turn the wheel with the least resistance, they're
useless in real slick going, even if you have 4WD.


--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Bob Crantz February 15th 06 11:09 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:10:34 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
wrote:

Your CJ7 is really 2 WD unless it has LSD (limited slip differentials) or
locking differentials. If you stop on an slick icy road going uphill and
try
to take off again you never will in "4WD" or "2WD" with conventional
differentials.

Conventional differentials turn the wheel with the least resistance,
they're
useless in real slick going, even if you have 4WD.


I assure you that my old CJ2a had 4 wheel drive!



It was called four wheel drive, but only two wheels are driven. If you think
otherwise here's the schematics of the differentials for a CJ2A:

http://www.thecj2apage.com/om10.html

Show me either the limited slip clutches or the differential locking
mechanism. Hint: there aren't any.

It's a real simple test, put the thing up on blocks (4 wheels off the
ground). Stop one wheel and the opposite one on the same axle will turn when
put into gear. True 4WD will have all wheels turn, if you try to stop one
the vehicle will stall. I've worked on CJ2A'a and used one for snow plowing
for a short while.

It's only 4 wheel drive if the load on each wheel per axle is the same.
Float one tire on each axle and you're not going anywhere, it's not driving
the wheels in contact with the ground.

Amen!



Scotty February 15th 06 11:12 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
I'm just judging what Robboid has said. It is true,

sometimes plowed roads
are worse than unplowed.


Yeah, and sometimes a fire isn't hot.

SV



Bob Crantz February 15th 06 11:12 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

http://www.pps.net.au/4wdencounter/a...difflocks.html


"A 'normal' differential transmits drive to both wheels equally when they
receive equal traction, but when one wheel loses traction, the diff actually
transmits more drive to that wheel. Hence you can become stuck in 2WD with
only one wheel bogged. Similairly, when in 4WD you can be bogged with one
front and one rear wheel without traction. So your 4WD is really only a 2WD,
with one front and one rear wheel providing all forward momentum."



Scotty February 15th 06 11:15 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scotty wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

Well, I took a long slide on ice once with my Jeep...

part
of the road
flooded then froze over.. maybe 100 feet or so.. just

put
it in
reverse and gently applied some gas. Came to stop

without
hitting the
pole at the end of the road.



I hit a 300' long patch of ice coming down Grapevine one
year. Started to slide, into a jackknife, hammered

down,
wheels spinning like crazy, just enough to stay slightly
ahead of the trailer, finally hit some plowed snow and
straightened out. Whew! that was some ride! I was

looking
for a soft place to crash.


Do you have runaway truck ramps? Of course, that doesn't

help if
you jackknife.



yes, I never had to use one. !,555,000 accident free miles.


I'm always amazed by the bozos who cut off big rigs...

what are they
thinking??


they're not.

S



Scotty February 15th 06 11:17 PM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I'm always amazed by the bozos who cut off big rigs...

what are they
thinking??


people like Bob, who thinks unplowed roads are better,
prolly also think the more wheels you have the better you
can stop. Also, people like Bob think they know how to
drive, they don't.

S




Scotty February 16th 06 12:54 AM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:12:32 GMT, "Bob Crantz"

wrote:



http://www.pps.net.au/4wdencounter/a...difflocks.html


"A 'normal' differential transmits drive to both wheels

equally when they
receive equal traction, but when one wheel loses

traction, the diff actually
transmits more drive to that wheel. Hence you can become

stuck in 2WD with
only one wheel bogged. Similairly, when in 4WD you can be

bogged with one
front and one rear wheel without traction. So your 4WD is

really only a 2WD,
with one front and one rear wheel providing all forward

momentum."


Clearly, you do not know much of anything about 4 wheel

drive, or what the term
actually means.

Is your Hundai Sonatra "one wheel drive"?



My BMW is.

S



Jonathan Ganz February 16th 06 02:50 AM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 
In article ,
Scotty wrote:
My BMW is.


And, you don't need chains in deep snow.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Bob Crantz February 16th 06 03:09 AM

Dumbest statement of the year....so far
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:12:32 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
wrote:


http://www.pps.net.au/4wdencounter/a...difflocks.html


"A 'normal' differential transmits drive to both wheels equally when they
receive equal traction, but when one wheel loses traction, the diff
actually
transmits more drive to that wheel. Hence you can become stuck in 2WD with
only one wheel bogged. Similairly, when in 4WD you can be bogged with one
front and one rear wheel without traction. So your 4WD is really only a
2WD,
with one front and one rear wheel providing all forward momentum."


Clearly, you do not know much of anything about 4 wheel drive, or what the
term
actually means.



I guess not and neither do the guys at ARB lockers.

So tell us about Jeep windshields again.


Is your Hundai Sonatra "one wheel drive"?







Mys Terry





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