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Capt. Rob February 11th 06 12:52 PM

Mooron's Mad
 
Hey, Mooron...how far up Scotty, Sloco's and Crantz' butts do you plan
to crawl???

I know you're mad at me. I exposed your boat for being a cheap
knock-off of real full keel ocean going designs. And better yet...I did
it with the official Nordica 30 website and your own words! Nothing
ever will save you now because that website makes it really clear why a
Nordica 30 never made it and sells typically for less than 20K!!!! I'd
rather have a proper boat like a Pearson 30, which at least can cross
an ocean! All you do is cross the blvd. to buy new lumber for that
interior.
The real teak in my boat is in the galley, nav station, aft and forward
cabins. The bulkheads are honeycomb with veneer. But why is the real
teak in MINT condition after 16 years while your boat looks like it was
under water???? Why is my fit and finish so far beyond yours?
You got what you paid for, Mooron. A tired, dated, slow, uncomfortable
Island Packet wannabe that can't cut the mustard. Meanwhile 35s5's have
circled the globe and continue to win major races....and you have a
major restoration project!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


RB
35s5...fastest....nicest..simply the best!
NY


Scotty February 11th 06 01:35 PM

Who's Mad ?
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hey, Mooron...how far up Scotty, Sloco's and Crantz' butts do

you plan
to crawl???



Feel the anger!



Capt. Rob February 11th 06 02:06 PM

Who's Mad ?
 
Hey, Mooron...how far up Scotty, Sloco's and Crantz' butts do
you plan
to crawl???


Feel the anger!


You're angry? I bet Mooron can smell it!!!!

Bwahahhahahahahaha!


RB
35s5
NY


Lloyd Bonafide February 11th 06 02:43 PM

Mooron's Mad
 
Fit and finish?

Real wood bends and warps.

Real wood surface coloration is not uniform.

Your boat's "wood" interior is glued sawdust and plastic veneers. Plastic
and epoxy resins don't warp or discolour.

Your interior is geniune imitation wood, ie plastic.

Moron's interior is the real thing.

Your boat is tupperware.

Get a life.

Lloyd



Capt. Rob February 11th 06 02:53 PM

Mooron's Mad
 
Real wood bends and warps.


Real wood surface coloration is not uniform.

The galley wood, nav wood and aft + forward cabin wood is all solid
teak. The sliding panels and bulkheads & doors are veneer. Why haven't
my real woods warped? More importantly...why does the wood in typical
Cape Dory 33 still look great? Why don't the woods in a Tartan 34 warp
and fall apart like Mooron's. All of these boats have real wood. Some
have more than Mooron's and yet none look as bad. Tell us why.
And while your at it, why did Mooron himself admit that the Nordica
interior was poorly crafted? Tell us all, "Lloyd!"

Bwahahahahaha! Real wood? BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, okay!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 11th 06 05:29 PM

Mooron's Mad
 
Troll Results - 4 out of a possible 10. Bobsprit once again fails to make
the finals. :-)

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hey, Mooron...how far up Scotty, Sloco's and Crantz' butts do you plan
to crawl???

I know you're mad at me. I exposed your boat for being a cheap
knock-off of real full keel ocean going designs. And better yet...I did
it with the official Nordica 30 website and your own words! Nothing
ever will save you now because that website makes it really clear why a
Nordica 30 never made it and sells typically for less than 20K!!!! I'd
rather have a proper boat like a Pearson 30, which at least can cross
an ocean! All you do is cross the blvd. to buy new lumber for that
interior.
The real teak in my boat is in the galley, nav station, aft and forward
cabins. The bulkheads are honeycomb with veneer. But why is the real
teak in MINT condition after 16 years while your boat looks like it was
under water???? Why is my fit and finish so far beyond yours?
You got what you paid for, Mooron. A tired, dated, slow, uncomfortable
Island Packet wannabe that can't cut the mustard. Meanwhile 35s5's have
circled the globe and continue to win major races....and you have a
major restoration project!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


RB
35s5...fastest....nicest..simply the best!
NY




Capt.Mooron February 11th 06 05:33 PM

Mooron's Mad
 
I envy Bobsprit.... when it comes to interior "wood" maintenance... all he
has to is 1 minute of teak oil and 2 hours of lemon scented Mop & Glo!!.

CM -

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Real wood bends and warps.


Real wood surface coloration is not uniform.

The galley wood, nav wood and aft + forward cabin wood is all solid
teak. The sliding panels and bulkheads & doors are veneer. Why haven't
my real woods warped? More importantly...why does the wood in typical
Cape Dory 33 still look great? Why don't the woods in a Tartan 34 warp
and fall apart like Mooron's. All of these boats have real wood. Some
have more than Mooron's and yet none look as bad. Tell us why.
And while your at it, why did Mooron himself admit that the Nordica
interior was poorly crafted? Tell us all, "Lloyd!"

Bwahahahahaha! Real wood? BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, okay!


RB
35s5
NY




Maxprop February 11th 06 06:15 PM

Mooron's Mad
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hey, Mooron...how far up Scotty, Sloco's and Crantz' butts do you plan
to crawl???


Be the turd, Bubbles.

Max



Maxprop February 11th 06 06:19 PM

Mooron's Mad
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Real wood bends and warps.


Real wood surface coloration is not uniform.

The galley wood, nav wood and aft + forward cabin wood is all solid
teak.


Only the fiddles. The cabinet sides are ply with veneer.

The sliding panels and bulkheads & doors are veneer. Why haven't
my real woods warped? More importantly...why does the wood in typical
Cape Dory 33 still look great? Why don't the woods in a Tartan 34 warp
and fall apart like Mooron's. All of these boats have real wood. Some
have more than Mooron's and yet none look as bad. Tell us why.


Use? Perhaps your boat hung on its lines at the dock, or worse yet sat on a
cradle or jackstands, for 16 years. Mooron uses his boat for parties,
sailing, hanging out with youthful females, eating in. Did I mention
parties?

Max



Capt.Mooron February 11th 06 06:25 PM

Mooron's Mad
 
Don't bother yourself Max.... it's Bobsprit's way of tellin' me that the
lure on my last troll is still lodged in his gills.....

Bobsprit is by far the most fun person to engage on this group. His claims
that his trolls are in good natured fun when compared to his reaction when
he's the fish... is simply priceless........;-)

CM-

"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hey, Mooron...how far up Scotty, Sloco's and Crantz' butts do you plan
to crawl???


Be the turd, Bubbles.

Max





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