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yes, a new low for ASA, some asshole is even posting camera
reviews.


It's been pretty warm down here.

Scotty


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Thought I'd check in...... and discovered a BORE Fest.
Good Grief..... Bobsprit isn't even breaking a sweat since I

last posted.
Binary Bill seems to be on Quaaludes.... I can't even keep

track of all
the aliases in the war between Joe and Bill. The trolls are sub

standard and
it seems only the regular reef fish are biting..... even then

it's more of a
sympathy nibble.

Joe... you'll never make it through the NWT Passage with your

boat. It needs
to be insulated and the windows reduced to 1/4 the size for

summer alone....
plus you have to winter over since you can't make it in one

season....
unless you follow the ice breaker all the way.... which you

can't do since
you'll have to stop for fuel.

Not being one to "Rock the Boat".... I'll post bland this

ime - Well....
the update from the North East Coast is we just got a 30 cm

dump of snow.
Finally! I have the toboggan runs set up. I spent 4 glorious

hours
shovelling out from the storm. Great work-out. Hot Rum Toddies.

The
renovations are coming along fine.

I'll drop by again and see if anyone deserves my special

attention later
on..... to date you all seem to be in the Winter Lame-O

Festival mode. I
want to see some fur flying and some name callin'.... maintain

the ASA
Tradition

CM




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"Capt.Mooron" wrote:
Thought I'd check in...... and discovered a BORE Fest.


A good sailor always takes responsibility for his ship...

Joe... you'll never make it through the NWT Passage with your boat.


I agree with this statement!

Not being one to "Rock the Boat"....


Bwaawhahahaaaa! thanks, I needed a good laugh

I want to see some fur flying and some name callin'.... maintain the ASA
Tradition


'k you pussy.

LP



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So I go into the liquor store and this couple is buying wine.... I over-hear
the woman say " we'll stick to our theme of quality tonight"

I walked by them and asked the "wine steward" ..... "where the hell can I
get a box of wine/"... with a bottle of Lambs Navy Overproof tucked under
my arm, I trundle to the boxed wine section ... lamenting about stale dated
wines and how long do you keep these bottles anyway... then I emit a chortle
of success at discivery of a box of "Hochtaler"white wine ... "whoa this
couldn't have been brewed more than a week ago" I exclaimed!

I made it to the check-out just before the couple and stated that in keeping
with my theme of "Quantity Over Quality"... I was banking on High Test &
Volume to keep me Enlightened

CM


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Capt.Mooron wrote:
So I go into the liquor store and this couple is buying wine.... I over-hear
the woman say " we'll stick to our theme of quality tonight"

I walked by them and asked the "wine steward" ..... "where the hell can I
get a box of wine/"... with a bottle of Lambs Navy Overproof tucked under
my arm, I trundle to the boxed wine section ... lamenting about stale dated
wines and how long do you keep these bottles anyway... then I emit a chortle
of success at discivery of a box of "Hochtaler"white wine ... "whoa this
couldn't have been brewed more than a week ago" I exclaimed!

I made it to the check-out just before the couple and stated that in keeping
with my theme of "Quantity Over Quality"... I was banking on High Test &
Volume to keep me Enlightened

CM


Did they offer to pay for your return ticket to the Congo?
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Did they offer to pay for your return ticket to the Congo?


The clerk & wine steward were laughing.... the "snobs" were put off.

I hate pretentious people..... "theme of quality"... Good Grief, they
sounded like Bobsprit!!!

CM




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Capt.Mooron wrote:
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Did they offer to pay for your return ticket to the Congo?



The clerk & wine steward were laughing.... the "snobs" were put off.

I hate pretentious people..... "theme of quality"... Good Grief, they
sounded like Bobsprit!!!

CM


You should have poured some into a clear plastic glass and
exclaimed over the way the wine clung to the sides....
 
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