Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Did you know John Waters is gay?

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're both
gay!

My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?

The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!

I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!

Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Amen!