"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I bought a copy of John Water's script "Flamingos Forever" from the MOMA
bookstore. It's the sequel to "Pink Flamingos".

You are what you read. Such telling information!

Bwawhahahahahaa!

LP

Obviously such an informed statement as yours requires that you have read
it also!

Nah, never heard of it. I googled this:
http://www.thundersmouth.com/new_cat...flamingos.html

I imagine you look like the guy in the picture!
Get a new character (sockpuppet). This one is grossing me out.

LP

Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Did you know John Waters is gay?

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're both
gay!

My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?

The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!

I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!

Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Amen!

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Now it's all coming together...

From http://peoplemoz.com/people/Divine,I.html

Born, Harris Glen Milstead, at the end of WWII, Baltimore's most outrageous
resident eventually became the international icon of bad taste cinema, as
the always shocking and highly entertaining transvestite, Divine. Milstead
met maverick film director & good friend, 1John Waters, at high school in
Baltimore, and the two combined to star in and direct several ultra low
budget, taboo breaking cult films of the early 1970s. Their first efforts
included Roman Candles (1966), 1611Eat Your Makeup (1968) and 4683Mondo
Trasho (1969)....however their most infamous work together was the amazing
99Pink Flamingos (1972), which starred Divine as Babs Johnson, the filthiest
person alive living in a pink trailer with her egg-eating mother,
chicken-loving son and voyeuristic companion!
Divine also starred as career criminal Dawn Davenport in 2979Female Trouble
(1974), as bored housewife Francine Fishpaw in _Polyester_ , as outlaw gal
Rosie Velez with half a treasure map tattooed on her butt in 9523Lust in the
Dust (1985) and in Waters' loving (but still slightly bizarre) salute to
teen dance TV shows, (as 16962Rikki Lake's mother) in the superb 'Hairspray_
..
Milstead's health eventually succumbed to his obese frame, and he passed
away in his sleep from a heart attack in 1988

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Did you know John Waters is gay?

I had no doubts whatsoever.

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're
both gay!

TMI

My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?

Yes, extremely repulsive!!!

The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!

The guy who groomed my Giant Schnauzer for many years was gay too.
What's your point?

I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!

Not a problem. God tells us to love the person, hate the sin.
I really liked my dog groomer. Too bad he didn't heed my advice and he died
from AIDs at a very young age.

Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Nothing funny about it that I can see.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:aRgDf.81678$4l5.45954@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Now it's all coming together...

There's even more subtlety if you pay attention!



From http://peoplemoz.com/people/Divine,I.html

Born, Harris Glen Milstead, at the end of WWII, Baltimore's most
outrageous resident eventually became the international icon of bad taste
cinema, as the always shocking and highly entertaining transvestite,
Divine. Milstead met maverick film director & good friend, 1John Waters,
at high school in Baltimore, and the two combined to star in and direct
several ultra low budget, taboo breaking cult films of the early 1970s.
Their first efforts included Roman Candles (1966), 1611Eat Your Makeup
(1968) and 4683Mondo Trasho (1969)....however their most infamous work
together was the amazing 99Pink Flamingos (1972), which starred Divine as
Babs Johnson, the filthiest person alive living in a pink trailer with her
egg-eating mother, chicken-loving son and voyeuristic companion!
Divine also starred as career criminal Dawn Davenport in 2979Female
Trouble (1974), as bored housewife Francine Fishpaw in _Polyester_ , as
outlaw gal Rosie Velez with half a treasure map tattooed on her butt in
9523Lust in the Dust (1985) and in Waters' loving (but still slightly
bizarre) salute to teen dance TV shows, (as 16962Rikki Lake's mother) in
the superb 'Hairspray_ .
Milstead's health eventually succumbed to his obese frame, and he passed
away in his sleep from a heart attack in 1988

-------end cut & paste-------------

Did you know John Waters is gay?

I had no doubts whatsoever.

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're
both gay!

TMI

I also have every Liberace TV show!

I'm also a member of the Liberace Museum on Tropicana Blvd in Las Vegas!

A member at the candelabra level!

The CANDELABRA LEVEL!!!!!


My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a
Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?

Yes, extremely repulsive!!!

What do you find repulsive? The hat or the broach?

Do you like to accessorize?



The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!

The guy who groomed my Giant Schnauzer for many years was gay too.
What's your point?


I am your Giant Schnauzer!

Woof! Woof! Woof!


I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!

Not a problem. God tells us to love the person, hate the sin.
I really liked my dog groomer. Too bad he didn't heed my advice and he
died from AIDs at a very young age.

What was your advice?


Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Nothing funny about it that I can see.

Try looking for sarcasm then.



LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:_OXBf.78952$4l5.42821@dukeread05...

This one is grossing me out.


And that's saying a lot, knowing what she's done in the past.

S

"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

This one is grossing me out.


And that's saying a lot, knowing what she's done in the past.

You don't have a clue what I've done in my past, Snotty.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:RRgDf.81679$4l5.25278@dukeread05...

"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

This one is grossing me out.


And that's saying a lot, knowing what she's done in the past.

You don't have a clue what I've done in my past, Snotty.

LP

Tell us then. I'm certain there's entertainment value in it.

Maybe some will see you in a new light!

Think positive!

Amen!