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Bob Crantz January 23rd 06 01:30 AM

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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky, two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

For you it must be great. As far as sweet nectar goes, I'm not into golden
showers as you are. To each their own. Do you sniff the seat cushions?

With the obesity epidemic, any woman with a concave curve is now considered
ok. Do these woman feel sorry for you? Why would they go on your boat? Are
they colon nurses or something?

Amen!

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
You would have to get drunk (beer goggles) to go after one of the Ghast

Ghouls!


Yeah! No one would like these girls!!!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara2.jpg

Bob C., you've never EVER sailed with a pretty girl or enjoyed sweet
nectar at anchor! NEVER EVER!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/liz22web.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob January 23rd 06 01:58 AM

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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky,
two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

Actually, the leg model was a regular fashion model who hit 30 and it
was over, so she used her stunning legs....and let me tell you...they
are stunning. Great body. She's approaching 40 now and turns heads and
has sailed her own boats too.
The girl you say is "fat" is in fine shape. She just has a huge chest.
I dated 2 of these girls....and they still sail with me. Say what you
want, claim what you will, I see no pretty girls on anyone's boats but
mine. I think Mooron once posted a pic of a nice looking lady, but I
already knew he's a real man.
As for sweet nectar...it's no surprise that you think it's a golden
shower. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight, while I'll
enjoy the pleasures of sin and flesh.
And I won't even mention how gay all this talk about trucks and
football is!!!! Oops!
G'night, Bobby me boy!!! I have a nice night ahead.


RB
35s5...the boat that gets some!
NY


Bob Crantz January 23rd 06 03:08 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky,
two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

Actually, the leg model was a regular fashion model who hit 30 and it
was over, so she used her stunning legs....and let me tell you...they
are stunning. Great body. She's approaching 40 now and turns heads and
has sailed her own boats too.
The girl you say is "fat" is in fine shape. She just has a huge chest.
I dated 2 of these girls....and they still sail with me. Say what you
want, claim what you will, I see no pretty girls on anyone's boats but
mine. I think Mooron once posted a pic of a nice looking lady, but I
already knew he's a real man.
As for sweet nectar...it's no surprise that you think it's a golden
shower. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight, while I'll
enjoy the pleasures of sin and flesh.
And I won't even mention how gay all this talk about trucks and
football is!!!! Oops!
G'night, Bobby me boy!!! I have a nice night ahead.


RB
35s5...the boat that gets some!
NY

It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my scrotal
area and fart when I please!

Women have too many ducts, tubes and hormones. Stuff goes wrong with them
all the time. They put life into overload. Ever notice how America has gone
downhill since women can vote?

You are simply pussywhipped. Go take your golden nectar shower and whatever
else you get sprayed with! I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold PBR!

Amen!



Scotty January 23rd 06 04:45 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's

why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight,


No editing needed.






Lady Pilot January 23rd 06 04:47 AM

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"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote:

Oh, you're in show business? What's Bill Cosby really like?


Bill Cosby was an asshole in Chicago to a couple of my pilots years ago.
I've never liked him since.

LP



Lady Pilot January 23rd 06 04:48 AM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote:

It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!

Women have too many ducts, tubes and hormones. Stuff goes wrong with them
all the time. They put life into overload. Ever notice how America has
gone downhill since women can vote?

You are simply pussywhipped. Go take your golden nectar shower and
whatever else you get sprayed with! I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold
PBR!

Amen!


OMG! You *really* are Capt. Neal's long lost twin brother!

Lord, help me!

LP



Capt. Rob January 23rd 06 11:31 AM

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That's
why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight,


No editing needed.


If you say so!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 23rd 06 11:39 AM

C&C 99 vs 35s5
 
Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!



Wow! You're such a loser! You couldn't find a woman that would let you
be a man, or you probably weren't tough enough to remain a man when a
woman was around.
It doesn't surprise me you're alone. This morning you'll be whacking
off to your worn Betamax copy of Woman in Red. Miss the 80's much???

Bwahaahahahahahahaha!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 23rd 06 11:45 AM

C&C 99 vs 35s5
 
It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.

Trucks, football, guns, machinery


Suzanne loves football, used to own her own rifles and sails rather
well. Bob C, you simply struck out for your whole life.
TV dinner??? Yucka! My wife made chilli in the crockpot
yesterday...cooked for 7 hours...YUMM!!!! Now that's a man's meal!!! TV
Dinner???? You watching One Day at a Time episodes with that?

Bwahahahahhahaha!

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty January 23rd 06 01:34 PM

C&C 99 vs 35s5
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

It's great having no women in one's life.



but, who washes your dishes?



Trucks, football, guns, machinery -



and motorcycles, don't forget motorcycles.

all manly men talk. I scratch my scrotal
area



My wife does that for me. ;)


and fart when I please!



But you have no one to share it with.




I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold PBR!



TV dinner! ? My wife made me a big plate of wings and a ''Go
Steelers'' cake for the game.

Dessert came later.

Amen!

Scotty




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