"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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My toughest project was Margo, 28, blonde, Russian (with a thick
accent) and a bombshell. She had the look of sex about her that many
young Russian women have. She was tall, thin, but with legs carved in
white marble; large breasted, but well supported with a sexy frame of
well conditioned muscle. I knew she liked me, but she had a shallow
sense of humor, didn't understand American/British sarcasm and got mad
at me a lot. I kept asking her to come sailing and finally she came
aboard several times and she was difficult, fearful of the water and
generally a lot of work. But after much feigned indifference on my
part, she asked to see if I fit in the V-berth, then pinned me there
using my face (quite literally) as a sex toy. I should have known as
she wore a short tacky animal print skirt and who wears that on a small
boat? (Besides Sloco). Needless to say she "came aboard" several more
times after that and I swear that once Margo had her thighs locked
around you, you were there until she was happy....which was something
to plan for.
Sadly she was still too much work even after that so I moved on. We
remained friends until I told her I was getting married. I never heard
from her after that.

My second biggest project was helping a friend remove the paint from a
Cape Dory 25 and restoring the Gelcoat. It wasn't really difficult,
just grueling. A year later I did it to a CD Typhoon and found that
even more horrible because the paint was very tough to remove.


RB
35s5
NY


That was the big nosed Russian Olympian wasn't it? Did she ever fully
recover from the steroids?

Amen!