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Oh I see, the top looks new, the engine is new, yet the bottom is
encrusted from non-use..

Bwahahahahahaha

The only thing french is your cheap production boat.

I know for a fact my boat was buildt in England bonehead.
Even have the original British coins still under her masts.

Joe
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My god, another crappy unflatable. Hard to stow, hard to inflate, wont
row at all, requires gas, gets holes, you need a real dinghy like mine.
It is a custom built 9' nesting dinghy that fits just right on my
foredeck and is so light I can lift it with one hand. It rows so well
I dont need a motor.
Since you do so little sailing, you might as well use that inflatable
as a toboggan.

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My god, another crappy unflatable. Hard to stow, hard to inflate, wont

row at all, requires gas, gets holes, you need a real dinghy like mine.

It is a custom built 9' nesting dinghy that fits just right on my

Your dinghy, like any small hard model, is not safe for toddlers. Our
inflatable is larger, more stable (by FAR) and has more capacity (by
FAR) and it's an air deck that stows BELOW deck in our sail locker.
Having a dinghy on deck is just windage and also ugly on a small boat.
Of course we can also carry ours on deck, so all you have is an
unstable, low capacity dink. Sorry you're unable to row an inflatable.
I've yet to put a hole in a dinghy...not easy to do, unless you're
attacked by stingrays? Also sorry you find it hard to inflate
one...just how OLD are you???
PS: I also own The Dink, stored in PA for my son....and it has a
sailing rig.

Keep trying, mister tired cheap boat sailor...with no pics!


RB
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NY

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My god, another crappy unflatable. Hard to stow, hard to inflate, wont
row at all, requires gas, gets holes, you need a real dinghy like mine.
It is a custom built 9' nesting dinghy that fits just right on my
foredeck and is so light I can lift it with one hand. It rows so well
I dont need a motor.
Since you do so little sailing, you might as well use that inflatable
as a toboggan.


Oh **** Off you Dork!

You panty waisted, nesting dinghy, hard shell, oh you can't row it, boo hoo
hoo it might pop a leak, cry baby pseudo purists make me want to PUKE!

You know down deep you'd drop a pant load just to get your hands on a 2
cycle 15HP Merc mounted to the stern of a 7.5' RIB Inflatable. You have wet
dreams about anchoring your sailboat, jumping into your high powered
inflatable dinghy and while standing knee deep in dive gear... grab the bow
line .... crank the mother-****er on to step in 2 boat lengths and see that
bottom only 6 ft below you scream by enroute to your dive spot!

Look..... everybody thinks a nice hand built wooden pram is a thing of
beauty... but it has no business being towed by a sailboat. On deck they
take up valuable space and you ain't got much real estate on the shrimp
bucket you own!

Think for a second how stupid a hard shell dinghy would look on the deck of
that floating plastic condo Bobsprit has!!! There is barely enough space to
accommodate Bobsprit's massive girth... let alone a huge carbuncle lashed
topside!! He'd be the laughing stock of the LIS!!! It would be like having a
huge stern ladder mounted!

Now something I've been meaning to mention to you.... don't ever try and
pawn off your area as wilderness.... you sail in shallow flats and there is
a bar , resort or marina within a few hours of any location. You want
wilderness... try no radio contact and seeing one other boat in 2 weeks. You
pussy Florida sailors make me laugh when you go on about sailing every day.

CM




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Goin east, closest marina is 68 miles, West 40 miles. I'd be perfectly
happy to put you ashore in the swamps here and see if you could get
home.
I thought Bubbles WAS the laughingstock of LIS.
No, my dink is not a wooden beauty cuz unpainted wood doesnt last long
in the sun here. Its simply painted with cheap oars (oars get banged
up real easy)
Yes, I do want a power boat so now I am building a Tolman Skiff (google
it)
Yer takin this whole thing way too serious.

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Yer takin this whole thing way too serious.


That very statement illustrates the abysmal depth of your confusion as to
who is what......

CM


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Capt.Mooron wrote:
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My god, another crappy unflatable. Hard to stow, hard to inflate, wont
row at all, requires gas, gets holes, you need a real dinghy like mine.
It is a custom built 9' nesting dinghy that fits just right on my
foredeck and is so light I can lift it with one hand. It rows so well
I dont need a motor.
Since you do so little sailing, you might as well use that inflatable
as a toboggan.


Oh **** Off you Dork!

You panty waisted, nesting dinghy, hard shell, oh you can't row it, boo hoo
hoo it might pop a leak, cry baby pseudo purists make me want to PUKE!

You know down deep you'd drop a pant load just to get your hands on a 2
cycle 15HP Merc mounted to the stern of a 7.5' RIB Inflatable. You have wet
dreams about anchoring your sailboat, jumping into your high powered
inflatable dinghy and while standing knee deep in dive gear... grab the bow
line .... crank the mother-****er on to step in 2 boat lengths and see that
bottom only 6 ft below you scream by enroute to your dive spot!

Look..... everybody thinks a nice hand built wooden pram is a thing of
beauty... but it has no business being towed by a sailboat. On deck they
take up valuable space and you ain't got much real estate on the shrimp
bucket you own!

Think for a second how stupid a hard shell dinghy would look on the deck of
that floating plastic condo Bobsprit has!!! There is barely enough space to
accommodate Bobsprit's massive girth... let alone a huge carbuncle lashed
topside!! He'd be the laughing stock of the LIS!!! It would be like having a
huge stern ladder mounted!

Now something I've been meaning to mention to you.... don't ever try and
pawn off your area as wilderness.... you sail in shallow flats and there is
a bar , resort or marina within a few hours of any location. You want
wilderness... try no radio contact and seeing one other boat in 2 weeks. You
pussy Florida sailors make me laugh when you go on about sailing every day.

CM


You are the pansy. You never sailed Hudson Bay. You never sailed Baffin
Island. You smoke pole.

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You are the pansy. You never sailed Hudson Bay. You never sailed Baffin
Island. You smoke pole.


Sailed.... ???
I sailed the Beaufort and parts of the Northwest Passage. Been on Hudson Bay
in a boat many times, Baffin Island as well up around Arctic Bay & Igloolik

Smoke Pole?????????

CM


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Smoke Pole?????????



Bluto admitted to being gay some time back and occasionally makes a
grotesque comment as above.


RB
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NY



 
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