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Joe January 6th 06 02:49 AM

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I climb up

http://image44.webshots.com/45/1/53/...7ANQKPO_ph.jpg

Then dive off the spreaders to get down most times.

Moorons spreaders could not handle his weight.

Joe


Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 03:44 AM

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You Pussy.... you have "Walk-Ups"!!!!

"Joe" wrote in message
Moorons spreaders could not handle his weight.


Oh they can handle normal healthy Canadian Body Weights no problem.... it's
you fat assed cellulite ridden Yanks they weren't designed to accommodate.

Commode Joe has been very good today... he'll get an extra Twinkie tonight!

I bet his sleepy-time meds have kicked in...... and maybe if you give Ms
Terri a wink... she'll provided you with a dose of the same..... you fat
Yankee! I doubt her spreaders could bear your weight as well.

CM




Joe January 6th 06 03:55 AM

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Yeah the Commodes little boy gets him up early every morning with a
load of crap. He's drueling on his bib about now.

I did not know there was a thing as a healty Canook, I thoughts your
all gimp like the brits, with your welfare clinics and such. At least
you guys know how to brush yer tooth.

And you are more fat...and more of a Yankee than I sir. Yor live just a
couple blocks away from em, compared to me.

Skipper said to say hello to Kira... he also wants a picture.

Joe


Capt. JG January 6th 06 05:17 AM

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Mooron, I've got to hand it to you. You're really trashing him!

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:yukvf.30107$km.23992@edtnps89...

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message

Just a few short weeks ago you were gloating that the name Aerts was very
common
in Belgium and I was never going to figure out which one of the millions
was
you. The fact is that you are an idiot, and forgot the minor fact that
you are
not in Belgium. You are in Nova Scrotum, and you stick out like a sore
vagina.


Woooooooooooooo......... did lil Commode Joey pop a stinky in his diapers
again???

Heh Commode... is it all warm and squishy???

Bwahahahahahhahahahaaahaahaaa....

CM




Bart Senior January 6th 06 06:19 AM

TopClimber - Self Climbing Bosun Chair
 
Bill you think everything in term of your puny 20 foot mast
and grossly obese form.

Everyone, myself included, gets mighty nevvous going up
a 60' mast.

I have one guy tailing a safety line. One grinder for each set
of the three spreaders, and one up the mast. I've done it with
fewer, but I prefer to keep an eye on things as i've caught people
failing to belay the safety line on two occassions.

I can do it with fewer if the climber actually climbs instead of
being dead weight. I've done it with just myself grinding the
main halyard and tailing both lines, but it was brutal work.

The last three tiimes the climber didn't climb and weighed
245 lbs. It was slow work in low gear the whole way.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
Uh... Bert... You can haul the proper static line up USING one of your
wire
halyards. DUH! This system requires NO helper, and who needs FIVE for a
conventional bosun's chair? Do you weigh 600 pounds or something?


This comment from someone like Commode Joe.... who needs a hand getting
his fat ass out of a chair to waddle over to the bathroom and change
Depends......

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa..... try not to **** yourself till the nurse
gets back from Starbucks !!

CM




Bart Senior January 6th 06 06:21 AM

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Both my spinnaker halyards are wire with rope spliced
50/50.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

Your Spinnaker Halyard is wire???




Bart Senior January 6th 06 06:26 AM

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CM does do fine work doesn't he?

The truth is Bill guards his addy out of fear and
cowardice. There are a number of people who
would like to meet with him personally to discuss
sharing private information.

"Capt. JG" wrote

Mooron, I've got to hand it to you. You're really trashing him!


"Capt.Mooron" wrote

Woooooooooooooo......... did lil Commode Joey pop a stinky in his diapers
again???

Heh Commode... is it all warm and squishy???

Bwahahahahahhahahahaaahaahaaa....

CM




Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 05:07 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message

I did not know there was a thing as a healty Canook, I thoughts your
all gimp like the brits, with your welfare clinics and such. At least
you guys know how to brush yer tooth.


Good Grief Man..... I weigh in at 170lbs and 5'10", I have all my teeth,
I date 3 women on a regular basis and I own seafront property on a tourist
road. Down this way I'm a friggin' good catch for any woman!

And you are more fat...and more of a Yankee than I sir. Yor live just a
couple blocks away from em, compared to me.


I may admit to being a better American than you...... but don't ever refer
to me as a Yankee. Cracker on the other hand is considered a compliment! :-)


Skipper said to say hello to Kira... he also wants a picture.


Will Do.... I''ll see if Kira will do the "Dance of the 7 Biscuits" for the
photo shoot. Skipper should like that...

CM



Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 05:16 PM

TopClimber - Self Climbing Bosun Chair
 

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message

Funny. I actually enjoy going up. I take my camera most times, and I am
never in
any hurry to go down. Maybe you have middle ear trouble in addition to
being
grossly obese. And lets be honest, shall we? My mast is not 20 feet, and
yours
is not 60 feet.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa......

Commode uses a "Travel Lift" to hoist his fat ass out of a chair..... now
he claims to climb masts.... just too funny!

Heh Commode..... you'd better check the label on those pills... I believe
it reads Haemorrhoid Treatment ... not "Steroid"!!

CM



Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 05:17 PM

TopClimber - Self Climbing Bosun Chair
 
Dang I hate wire to rope halyards......

It's like something the Commode would use... switch them out Man!

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Both my spinnaker halyards are wire with rope spliced
50/50.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

Your Spinnaker Halyard is wire???







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