"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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Sailing is similar to mountaineering except there is little requirement
for
fitness. Sailors don't have to lug a week or more worth of gear plus
wet
climbing ropes up and down glacial valley walls on their back. Sailors
have
air conditioners, heaters, stoves, ovens, boom boxes, wardrobe closets,
showers, a place to sleep without sharp rocks or rats, etc.

Amen!

Otoh, when you go to sleep, the mountain doesn't slam up and down and
make
the most godawful racket.

Amen!

John Cairns


Rocks don't rain down upon you in a boat. Rats don't crawl over you and
there's no grizzlies or mountain lions.

There's no pirates in the mountains........and.......

THERE'S NO CAPT RB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMEN!!!!!!!!

There's no bubbles offshore, with the exception of whale farts.

REPENT!!!

John Cairns

"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...
Sailing is similar to mountaineering except there is little
requirement
for
fitness. Sailors don't have to lug a week or more worth of gear plus
wet
climbing ropes up and down glacial valley walls on their back.
Sailors
have
air conditioners, heaters, stoves, ovens, boom boxes, wardrobe
closets,
showers, a place to sleep without sharp rocks or rats, etc.

Amen!

Otoh, when you go to sleep, the mountain doesn't slam up and down and
make
the most godawful racket.

Amen!

John Cairns


Rocks don't rain down upon you in a boat. Rats don't crawl over you and
there's no grizzlies or mountain lions.

There's no pirates in the mountains........and.......

THERE'S NO CAPT RB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMEN!!!!!!!!

There's no bubbles offshore, with the exception of whale farts.

REPENT!!!

John Cairns


BWAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Amen!

Why don't sharks attack Capt Bubbles?

They mistake him for whale ****.