Lady Pilot was walking down the beach when she tripped over a magic bottle.
Out popped a genie. The genie said, "Lady Pilot, I usually grant three
wishes, but in your case you already have Capt. Neal and sail aboard his
famous blue water cruiser. Since you have it so good, I'll only grant you
one wish. What is it?"

Lady Pilot gave it some thought and said, "I want my love handles to
disappear."

"Your wish is granted" said the Genie, he snapped his figures and - poof! -
her ears vanished.

Amen!