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Default Suzanne Passed the Boards!

My beautiful wife passed the NCLEX RN boards in just 75 questions!!!!

Whooo hoooo!!!!

Not only do I have the nicest fastest boat, cutest kid, best cars and a
sex life, I also have a wife way smarter than yours....or Sloco's
boyfriend for that matter!

You guys couldn't get laid in a morgue!


RB
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Congratulations to Suzanne!

Now say something nice about Commode Joe before he gets "jelious"!!

Lap Dogs can be such a bitch at times......

CM

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My beautiful wife passed the NCLEX RN boards in just 75 questions!!!!

Whooo hoooo!!!!

Not only do I have the nicest fastest boat, cutest kid, best cars and a
sex life, I also have a wife way smarter than yours....or Sloco's
boyfriend for that matter!

You guys couldn't get laid in a morgue!


RB
35s5...a boat that gets some action
NY



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86% of RN's pass it first time:

http://www.ncsbn.org/pdfs/NCLEX_fact_sheet.pdf

Why Must You Take the NCLEX-RNŽ Exam?

The NCLEX-RNŽ exam is prepared by the National Council of State Boards of
Nursing (NCSBN). Each state requires that you pass this exam to obtain a
license to practice as a registered nurse. The designation registered nurse
or R.N. indicates that you have proven to your state board of nursing that
you can deliver safe and effective nursing care. The NCLEX-RNŽ exam is a
test of minimum competency and is based on the knowledge and behaviors that
are needed for the entry-level practice of nursing. This exam tests not only
your knowledge, but also your ability to make competent nursing judgments.

What Is Entry-Level Practice of Nursing?

In order to define entry-level practice of nursing, the National Council
conducts a job analysis study every three years to determine what
entry-level nurses do on the job. The kinds of questions they investigate
include: In which clinical settings does the beginning nurse work? What
types of care do beginning nurses provide to their patients? What are their
primary duties and responsibilities? Based on the results of this study,
National Council adjusts the content and level of difficulty of the test to
accurately reflect what is happening in the workplace.

What the NCLEX-RNŽ Exam Is NOT

It is not a test of achievement or intelligence. It is not designed for
nurses who have years of experience. The questions do not involve high-tech
clinical nursing or equipment. It is not predictive of your eventual success
in the career of nursing. You will not be tested on all the content that you
were taught in nursing school.


Good Lord, I just ran through the questions on a sample test and passed.

To each their own!

Amen!


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My beautiful wife passed the NCLEX RN boards in just 75 questions!!!!

Whooo hoooo!!!!

Not only do I have the nicest fastest boat, cutest kid, best cars and a
sex life, I also have a wife way smarter than yours....or Sloco's
boyfriend for that matter!

You guys couldn't get laid in a morgue!


RB
35s5...a boat that gets some action
NY



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Capt. Rob wrote:
My beautiful wife passed the NCLEX RN boards in just 75 questions!!!!


If that's true, then congratulations to her. When does she
take the state boards?

DSK

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Gee wiz. My wife is an RN and also has a masters in business. She
gave up bedside nursing.



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Smart woman.

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gave up bedside nursing.



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And she's how old?


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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My beautiful wife passed the NCLEX RN boards in just 75

questions!!!!

Whooo hoooo!!!!

Not only do I have the nicest fastest boat, cutest kid, best

cars and a
sex life, I also have a wife way smarter than yours....or

Sloco's
boyfriend for that matter!

You guys couldn't get laid in a morgue!


RB
35s5...a boat that gets some action
NY



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And she's how old?


38, this is her second career. Her starting salary for a 3 shift week
is 72K.


When does she

take the state boards?

They are the same, Doug. She's now a licensed RN. She'll spend a couple
of years in critical care, mostly for the elderly...she feels they are
the most abused and ignored segment and that's sadly true.

Gee wiz. My wife is an RN and also has a masters in business. She
gave up bedside nursing.

That's sad.


RB
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"Capt. Rob" wrote ...
And she's how old?


38, this is her second career. Her starting salary for a 3

shift week
is 72K.


W0W! that's $430 an hour!

What will she do the other 51 weeks?



She'll spend a couple
of years in critical care, after she gets to know
the REAL me, and that's sadly true.

RB
Tribecky...built for lesbians, bi lesbians
NY



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http://www.afscme.org/una/sns02.htm

72K a year? That's about 80% more than most other entry level RN's going
into geriatrics make in the NYC area.

http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/l...20--%20Nursing

Kinda like the gas mileage and body style on the Tribeca: Inflated by you!

Liar!

Amen!

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And she's how old?


38, this is her second career. Her starting salary for a 3 shift week
is 72K.


When does she

take the state boards?

They are the same, Doug. She's now a licensed RN. She'll spend a couple
of years in critical care, mostly for the elderly...she feels they are
the most abused and ignored segment and that's sadly true.

Gee wiz. My wife is an RN and also has a masters in business. She
gave up bedside nursing.

That's sad.


RB
35s5
NY






 
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