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Scotty December 10th 05 03:55 AM

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my

accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked me

"What
part of the states is that?"



you're full of ****, Ozzy.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV



Scotty December 10th 05 04:18 AM

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 22:55:37 -0500, "Scotty"


scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my

accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked

me
"What
part of the states is that?"



you're full of ****, Ozzy.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV


Nope, was in the Vista Bahn Gondola at Vail.
He was a NY lawyer and his wife a doctor.

He was probably the most inward looking American that I've ever
encountered.
Dumber than dirt and certainly voted for shrub



Sure, Bob.





Scotty December 10th 05 04:25 AM

U.S.A.
 
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a
doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor,
"this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go
wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said
the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared
to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look
of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!"
the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken
the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"







Jonathan Ganz December 10th 05 06:58 AM

U.S.A.
 
In article , OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:46:41 -0800, "Capt. JG"
scribbled thusly:

Well, we have at least one in the White House....


And the other 51% who voted for it.


I bet they wouldn't if they had to do it over again...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



next victim December 10th 05 02:47 PM

U.S.A.
 


Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:46:41 -0800, "Capt. JG"
scribbled thusly:


Well, we have at least one in the White House....


And the other 51% who voted for it.



I bet they wouldn't if they had to do it over again...

I'm glad I didn't have to consider voting for the Heinz/Kerry team,
becuase I couldn't decipher which John Kerry was the real one for:
The one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it.

Now I find out that he never did want an immediate troop withdral,
just a timetable for success.

Look how fast the Allies wrapped up WWII. It only took four years to
get the banks open so the family could get the finances straighten out.

John Cairns December 10th 05 02:51 PM

U.S.A.
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my

accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked me

"What
part of the states is that?"



.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV


Wow, that was seriously harsh, Scotty.

John Cairns



Scotty December 10th 05 03:47 PM

U.S.A.
 

"John Cairns" wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my

accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked

me
"What
part of the states is that?"



.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV


Wow, that was seriously harsh, Scotty.



Yeah, I know. Do you believe his cockamamie story?

Scotty




Scotty December 10th 05 03:49 PM

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a
doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the

doctor,
"this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can

go
wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK"

said
the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm

prepared
to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a

look
of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!"
the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've

taken
the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries,

mate!!"



Funny how Republican voters pick that up
must be the change from worrying about if your duct tape

supplies are
going off.


No worry here, Bob, I have over 40 rolls of the stuff.

SBV



Jonathan Ganz December 10th 05 08:55 PM

U.S.A.
 
In article ,
next victim wrote:


Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:46:41 -0800, "Capt. JG"
scribbled thusly:


Well, we have at least one in the White House....

And the other 51% who voted for it.



I bet they wouldn't if they had to do it over again...

I'm glad I didn't have to consider voting for the Heinz/Kerry team,
becuase I couldn't decipher which John Kerry was the real one for:
The one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it.


You must be intellectually challanged if you think there was a
contradiction. :-) The funding changed, so if you can get past the
right wingnut rhetoric, you'd find that it made perfect sense.

Now I find out that he never did want an immediate troop withdral,
just a timetable for success.


I don't think you'll find many reasonably intelligent people who think
an immediate withdrawl would be good. We didn't even do that in VN.

Look how fast the Allies wrapped up WWII. It only took four years to
get the banks open so the family could get the finances straighten out.


Right, but of course Europe was flooded with Allied troops. Big
difference in Iraq, where we have trouble protecting a single road.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



Scotty December 11th 05 03:28 AM

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote
Funny how Republican voters pick that up
must be the change from worrying about if your duct tape

supplies are
going off.


No worry here, Bob, I have over 40 rolls of the stuff.

SBV


Do you have an orang and red light in every room linked to the
whitehouse.
Only need two colours because you'll never get below orange

alert


`Where I live, all the rooms have blue lights in them.


BTW did I tell you about selling a patent I own to an american

tool
company?



No, is it for a new type of manure spreader?

SV




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