U.S.A.
 

The USA should go invade Syria, Pakistan and Iran.... think about it
..... the United States of Arabia!!!!

Canada... always the good neighbour... will "house-sit" your country while
you're out!

CM

U.S.A.
 

Patience my cold friend. All in good time.

SV


"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:Qu_lf.157244$yS6.44398@clgrps12...
The USA should go invade Syria, Pakistan and Iran.... think
about it
.... the United States of Arabia!!!!

Canada... always the good neighbour... will "house-sit" your
country while
you're out!

CM

U.S.A.
 

I've long advocated the annexation of Canada.

Many Canadians wouodl be in favor of giving up
their inferiority complex.

After that Australia and New Zealand!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

The USA should go invade Syria, Pakistan and Iran.... think about it
.... the United States of Arabia!!!!

Canada... always the good neighbour... will "house-sit" your country
while you're out!

CM

U.S.A.
 

Y'All just mosey 'long now and git yerselfs some terrorists and desert
property. We'll just sit here a spell and watch yer house for ya...Eh!
It'll be like that JB tune...Gypsies in the Palace!

CM



"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
I've long advocated the annexation of Canada.

Many Canadians wouodl be in favor of giving up
their inferiority complex.

After that Australia and New Zealand!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

The USA should go invade Syria, Pakistan and Iran.... think about it
.... the United States of Arabia!!!!

Canada... always the good neighbour... will "house-sit" your country
while you're out!

CM

U.S.A.
 

New Zealand has 3 million people and
60 million sheep. The sheep are looking for
a good leader, then they are going to take
over. I imagine there are similar numbers in
Oz.

OzOne wrote

Yep, it's happened before, and with far better leaders in command.

They lost!

U.S.A.
 

When men were men, and sheep were nervous...

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"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
New Zealand has 3 million people and
60 million sheep. The sheep are looking for
a good leader, then they are going to take
over. I imagine there are similar numbers in
Oz.

OzOne wrote

Yep, it's happened before, and with far better leaders in command.

They lost!

U.S.A.
 

Well, we have at least one in the White House....

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 12:46:43 -0500, "Bart Senior" .@. scribbled
thusly:

New Zealand has 3 million people and
60 million sheep. The sheep are looking for
a good leader, then they are going to take
over. I imagine there are similar numbers in
Oz.

OzOne wrote

Yep, it's happened before, and with far better leaders in command.

They lost!


So what is the Chimp population of the US?
Must be about 51% eh.

Chimp...chump


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

U.S.A.
 

I was about to correlate the Assholes in the USA and their struggles for a
leader.... but they have already succeeded.

Hail Bush

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
New Zealand has 3 million people and
60 million sheep. The sheep are looking for
a good leader, then they are going to take
over. I imagine there are similar numbers in
Oz.

OzOne wrote

Yep, it's happened before, and with far better leaders in command.

They lost!

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote in message

Funny thing is that now I could answer instead of laughing, that it's
that island in the Pacific that is now under US control.

Yeah... they thought they had "control" of Canada.... till we told 'em were
to get oiff!

CM

U.S.A.
 

Gee,
3 million People,
The US must really be a terrible place, last bet was they only had 6
million illegal imigrants this year. Not just Mejican, but from all
over the world. Could it really be that bad everyplace else?


OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 12:46:43 -0500, "Bart Senior" .@. scribbled
thusly:


New Zealand has 3 million people and
60 million sheep. The sheep are looking for
a good leader, then they are going to take
over. I imagine there are similar numbers in
Oz.

OzOne wrote

Yep, it's happened before, and with far better leaders in command.

They lost!


So what is the Chimp population of the US?
Must be about 51% eh.

Chimp...chump


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my
accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked me
"What
part of the states is that?"


you're full of ****, Ozzy.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 22:55:37 -0500, "Scotty"

scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my
accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked
me
"What
part of the states is that?"


you're full of ****, Ozzy.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV


Nope, was in the Vista Bahn Gondola at Vail.
He was a NY lawyer and his wife a doctor.

He was probably the most inward looking American that I've ever
encountered.
Dumber than dirt and certainly voted for shrub


Sure, Bob.

U.S.A.
 

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a
doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor,
"this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go
wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said
the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared
to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look
of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!"
the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken
the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

U.S.A.
 

In article , OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:46:41 -0800, "Capt. JG"
scribbled thusly:

Well, we have at least one in the White House....

And the other 51% who voted for it.

I bet they wouldn't if they had to do it over again...

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U.S.A.
 

Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:46:41 -0800, "Capt. JG"
scribbled thusly:


Well, we have at least one in the White House....

And the other 51% who voted for it.


I bet they wouldn't if they had to do it over again...

I'm glad I didn't have to consider voting for the Heinz/Kerry team,
becuase I couldn't decipher which John Kerry was the real one for:
The one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it.

Now I find out that he never did want an immediate troop withdral,
just a timetable for success.

Look how fast the Allies wrapped up WWII. It only took four years to
get the banks open so the family could get the finances straighten out.

U.S.A.
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my
accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked me
"What
part of the states is that?"


.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV

Wow, that was seriously harsh, Scotty.

John Cairns

U.S.A.
 

"John Cairns" wrote

I actually had one (an educated one) ask me about my
accent..when I
told him I was from Australia, the obvious Bush voter asked
me
"What
part of the states is that?"


.


Ozzy = the Awstralian Bobspit.

SV

Wow, that was seriously harsh, Scotty.


Yeah, I know. Do you believe his cockamamie story?

Scotty

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a
doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the
doctor,
"this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can
go
wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK"
said
the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm
prepared
to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a
look
of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!"
the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've
taken
the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries,
mate!!"



Funny how Republican voters pick that up
must be the change from worrying about if your duct tape
supplies are
going off.

No worry here, Bob, I have over 40 rolls of the stuff.

SBV

U.S.A.
 

In article ,
next victim wrote:


Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article , OzOne wrote:

On Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:46:41 -0800, "Capt. JG"
scribbled thusly:


Well, we have at least one in the White House....

And the other 51% who voted for it.


I bet they wouldn't if they had to do it over again...

I'm glad I didn't have to consider voting for the Heinz/Kerry team,
becuase I couldn't decipher which John Kerry was the real one for:
The one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it.

You must be intellectually challanged if you think there was a
contradiction. :-) The funding changed, so if you can get past the
right wingnut rhetoric, you'd find that it made perfect sense.

Now I find out that he never did want an immediate troop withdral,
just a timetable for success.

I don't think you'll find many reasonably intelligent people who think
an immediate withdrawl would be good. We didn't even do that in VN.

Look how fast the Allies wrapped up WWII. It only took four years to
get the banks open so the family could get the finances straighten out.

Right, but of course Europe was flooded with Allied troops. Big
difference in Iraq, where we have trouble protecting a single road.


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U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote
Funny how Republican voters pick that up
must be the change from worrying about if your duct tape
supplies are
going off.

No worry here, Bob, I have over 40 rolls of the stuff.

SBV


Do you have an orang and red light in every room linked to the
whitehouse.
Only need two colours because you'll never get below orange
alert


`Where I live, all the rooms have blue lights in them.


BTW did I tell you about selling a patent I own to an american
tool
company?


No, is it for a new type of manure spreader?

SV

U.S.A.
 

OzOne wrote in message news:vge


Nah, It's a tradesmans tool...should be one on damn near every
truck
within 5 years or so.


Shotgun rack?