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Phillip Kyle December 11th 05 04:09 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah verbally sodomised in news:a8Vmf.16879
$7r6.10018@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
(Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde)
verbally sodomised in :

Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't

able
to deliver any clue to the following address:

"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never

post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


What the hell is a sharpie?


It's an H2 Hummer assessory for the top rack--helps when hunt*ng.


Hmmmmm

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker


Phillip Kyle December 11th 05 04:09 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah verbally sodomised in
news:E8Vmf.16880$7r6.6735@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:y%Klf.17249$SY.2739@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?


No thanks, I just eight.


Did you have a vegetable?


No, I only sleep with normal people.

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker


ah December 12th 05 01:56 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:VrAmf.13262$7r6.4033@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:f%Klf.17244$SY.14289@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:6Rzlf.8115$H84.7764@trnddc04:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:sYJkf.200$EB3.94@trnddc09:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"ah" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
:: wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've
:: given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: Chippy wrote:
:::
::::: dave hill wrote:
::::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::::
::::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE
::::: needs to put
::::
:::: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:::: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:::
::: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
::: never post messages as 'do not archive'.
::
:: please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e
:: to a.f.k.m-n.
:
: God, Steve: what have you done to your news client?!

errr, why what's wrong with it?

It's output seems a tad bit wiggly these past few weeks . . . are
you still giving it vitamins?

Wiggly? Is that a tecynical term?

Yes; I found it in an Engisneering Dictionary.

You won't believe me but that was a genuine typo I decided to leave
in.

I admire your technacity.

I admire your admiradiation.


I admire your neutronality.


I admire your nationality.


I admire your irrationality.
--
ah

ah December 12th 05 01:57 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:tOImf.2343$Jz6.2341@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:pyhmf.1960$Wo2.337@trnddc04:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08
Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::: to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...highlighters-s
ta
plers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZView Item#ebayphotohosti
ng

Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.

Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!



Aha! An alias!

Even more UPE tonnage sent!


Did they bounce too?


Oh, how they bounced!
--
ah

ah December 12th 05 01:57 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:e7Vmf.16878$7r6.4485@trnddc07:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 10 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere Tony Polson, who blessed us with their
presence on 09 Dec 2005...

ah wrote:

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

I have two Sharpies, both purchased in the UK at Staples, the last
one being purchased in the last week.

LIES! Enormous lies! Post your proof!

I call a fatwa!

I agree with this fatwa.


Staples should be purged!


Staples should be picked off!


The one near the oil depot was! Oho!
--
ah

ah December 12th 05 01:57 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:%NImf.2342$Jz6.189@trnddc06:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08
Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::: to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...highlighters-s
t
aplers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZVie wItem#ebayphotohost
i ng

Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.

Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

We can't get the genuine article. Just cheap and crap marker pens.
Sharpies have much nicer points, as it were.

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!



Very good--ton(nes) of abusive UPE sent.



CC harry Bloomfield.


PP harry Bloomfield.
--
ah

ah December 12th 05 01:58 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in news:a8Vmf.16879
$7r6.10018@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
(Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde)
verbally sodomised in :

Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't

able
to deliver any clue to the following address:

"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never

post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


What the hell is a sharpie?


It's an H2 Hummer assessory for the top rack--helps when hunt*ng.


Hmmmmm


No; but, if you type a few bars...
--
ah

ah December 12th 05 01:58 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:E8Vmf.16880$7r6.6735@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:y%Klf.17249$SY.2739@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?

No thanks, I just eight.


Did you have a vegetable?


No, I only sleep with normal people.


PLOFFLER!
--
ah

ah December 13th 05 02:54 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 12 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:e7Vmf.16878$7r6.4485@trnddc07:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 10 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere Tony Polson, who blessed us with their
presence on 09 Dec 2005...

ah wrote:

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

I have two Sharpies, both purchased in the UK at Staples, the last
one being purchased in the last week.

LIES! Enormous lies! Post your proof!

I call a fatwa!

I agree with this fatwa.

Staples should be purged!

Staples should be picked off!


The one near the oil depot was! Oho!


You know of Hemel Hempstead?


http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6...re119pt0op.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8987/fire48to6jk.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8639/fire58jo5su.jpg

Looks like a real bummer.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have a 10' skiff to wax...
--
ah

Phil \The Shill\ Kyle December 13th 05 04:43 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah wrote in news:DO4nf.4116$qF6.2979@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:%NImf.2342$Jz6.189@trnddc06:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on
08 Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally
sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've
given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE
::: needs to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob
:: the copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
: never post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak
****e to a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ens-highlighte
rs-s t
aplers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZVie wItem#ebayphoto
host i ng

Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.

Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

We can't get the genuine article. Just cheap and crap marker pens.
Sharpies have much nicer points, as it were.

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!



Very good--ton(nes) of abusive UPE sent.



CC harry Bloomfield.


PP harry Bloomfield.


KK harry Bloomfield.

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay
for, so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker



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