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ah December 9th 05 01:20 AM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.


Sharpie?


Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ayphotohosting
--
ah

ah December 9th 05 03:39 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ayphotohosting


Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.


Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!
--
ah

Phillip Kyle December 9th 05 04:49 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah verbally sodomised in
news:f%Klf.17244$SY.14289@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:6Rzlf.8115$H84.7764@trnddc04:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:sYJkf.200$EB3.94@trnddc09:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"ah" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given
:: up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: Chippy wrote:
:::
::::: dave hill wrote:
::::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::::
::::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::::: to put
::::
:::: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:::: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:::
::: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
::: post messages as 'do not archive'.
::
:: please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
:: a.f.k.m-n.
:
: God, Steve: what have you done to your news client?!

errr, why what's wrong with it?

It's output seems a tad bit wiggly these past few weeks . . . are
you still giving it vitamins?

Wiggly? Is that a tecynical term?

Yes; I found it in an Engisneering Dictionary.


You won't believe me but that was a genuine typo I decided to leave in.


I admire your technacity.


I admire your admiradiation.

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker


Phillip Kyle December 9th 05 04:50 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
(Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde)
verbally sodomised in :

Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address:

"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.


Sharpie?


Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


What the hell is a sharpie?

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker


Phillip Kyle December 9th 05 04:50 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah verbally sodomised in
news:y%Klf.17249$SY.2739@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in :

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.


Sharpie?


No thanks, I just eight.

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker


Phillip Kyle December 9th 05 04:51 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah verbally sodomised in
news:pyhmf.1960$Wo2.337@trnddc04:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs to
::: put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ghlighters-sta
plers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZView Item#ebayphotohosting


Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.


Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!




--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker


Tony Polson December 9th 05 08:45 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
ah wrote:

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!



I have two Sharpies, both purchased in the UK at Staples, the last one
being purchased in the last week.



ah December 10th 05 01:09 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:f%Klf.17244$SY.14289@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:6Rzlf.8115$H84.7764@trnddc04:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:sYJkf.200$EB3.94@trnddc09:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"ah" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given
:: up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: Chippy wrote:
:::
::::: dave hill wrote:
::::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::::
::::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::::: to put
::::
:::: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:::: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:::
::: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
::: post messages as 'do not archive'.
::
:: please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
:: a.f.k.m-n.
:
: God, Steve: what have you done to your news client?!

errr, why what's wrong with it?

It's output seems a tad bit wiggly these past few weeks . . . are
you still giving it vitamins?

Wiggly? Is that a tecynical term?

Yes; I found it in an Engisneering Dictionary.

You won't believe me but that was a genuine typo I decided to leave in.


I admire your technacity.


I admire your admiradiation.


I admire your neutronality.
--
ah

ah December 10th 05 10:38 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere Tony Polson, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Dec 2005...

ah wrote:

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!


I have two Sharpies, both purchased in the UK at Staples, the last one
being purchased in the last week.


LIES! Enormous lies! Post your proof!


I call a fatwa!
--
ah

ah December 10th 05 10:38 PM

Tram system in Liverpool dropped
 
Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08
Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given
up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
::::
Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::: to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I never
: post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e to
a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ighlighters-st
aplers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZVie wItem#ebayphotohosti
ng

Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.


Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!


We can't get the genuine article. Just cheap and crap marker pens. Sharpies
have much nicer points, as it were.

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!




Very good--ton(nes) of abusive UPE sent.
--
ah


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