Turkey!
 

Ah....I forgot you were part of that eugenics program.....


"Scotty" wrote in message
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I've got 4 more years.

Scotty, for whom the bell tolls


"katysails" wrote in message
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What time does the bell ring for your heart attack?


"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Not you Bob & Puppets,

The Thanksgiving type.

How are you going to cook yours?


I don't. I'm married. When I hear the dinner bell, I sit
down
and eat turkey, yams, corn, mashed taters, broccoli, cole
slaw,
and pecan pie ala mode.

Burp!

SV

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In article ,
Donal wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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In article .com,
Joe wrote:
Not you Bob & Puppets,

The Thanksgiving type.

How are you going to cook yours?

I'm going to let someone else do it.

I always feel a tinge of sadness for those people who have to dine out on
special occasions.

So do I. Fortunately, I'm not one of those people. In fact, in the
tradition of Thanksgiving, I typically invite those sort of people to
join us.

Perhaps foreigners such as yourself should consider a similar
tradition.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

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"Donal" wrote


I enjoy reading the newspaper while I **** my dinner!


I thought that was an American tradition.

Scotty

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Not you Bob & Puppets,

The Thanksgiving type.

How are you going to cook yours?

20 second exposure to the isotopic ring at Notre Dame. That source has
enough radioactivity to overkill the population of the world by a factor of
100. A terrific side benefit is that it will glow in the dark, so we won't
need candles.

Max

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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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In article ,
Donal wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
Joe wrote:
Not you Bob & Puppets,

The Thanksgiving type.

How are you going to cook yours?

I'm going to let someone else do it.

I always feel a tinge of sadness for those people who have to dine out on
special occasions.

So do I. Fortunately, I'm not one of those people. In fact, in the
tradition of Thanksgiving, I typically invite those sort of people to
join us.

Feeling pretty proud of yo'sef, eh Jon?

Do what my wife and I do--we serve turkey and the trimmings to the homeless
at the local shelter on Thanksgiving Day. It may not give you a warm and
fuzzy feeling, but there are some folks who seem to appreciate it.

Max

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In article . net,
Maxprop wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
So do I. Fortunately, I'm not one of those people. In fact, in the
tradition of Thanksgiving, I typically invite those sort of people to
join us.

Feeling pretty proud of yo'sef, eh Jon?

Nah. We all do what we can.

Do what my wife and I do--we serve turkey and the trimmings to the homeless
at the local shelter on Thanksgiving Day. It may not give you a warm and
fuzzy feeling, but there are some folks who seem to appreciate it.

That's cool. We used to do that, but not lately.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

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"Donal" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:

"Joe" wrote:
How are you going to cook yours?


I don't. I'm married. When I hear the dinner bell, I
sit down


So do I. .... I enjoy reading the newspaper while I eat
my dinner!

You do that after I spend 3 days making a feast you'd be
eating the paper!

Seahag

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"Seahag" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:

"Joe" wrote:
How are you going to cook yours?


I don't. I'm married. When I hear the dinner bell, I sit down


So do I. .... I enjoy reading the newspaper while I eat my dinner!

You do that after I spend 3 days making a feast you'd be eating the paper!

The mental image of a family dining on turkey and the trimmings, while the
patriarch sits stunned at his end of the table with a rolled-up newspaper
stuffed in his mouth made me LOL.

Max

Turkey!
 

No, that's watching tv during dinner...


"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote


I enjoy reading the newspaper while I **** my dinner!


I thought that was an American tradition.

Scotty

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"Donal" wrote in message

I need to eat *every* day!!!

Actually that's a fallacy Donal..... as a matter of fact, occasional
prolonged absence from calorie intake is extremely beneficial to your entire
system.

Of course this is little known among the ranks of those who have forfeited
self reliance in favour of gaining girth by having tea served to them in
bed. Content in their bliss and secure that each day they will be fed and
pampered like a lap dog.

Regardless

CM

[Heh... shiny lure... needed a break]