"Swab Rob" wrote ...
I have no boat ....


No, Mooron. Your full keeler is slower by FAR and on every
tack.
No, Jeff. You're boat can only compete off the wind. It can't
even sail
upwind.
No, Loco. You're boat is quick, but still slower and way ugly
too.
No, John. You're Catalina is slllloooowwwww. God is it slow.
No, Neal. You have one of the slowest boats here.
No, Bob C. Your boat doesn't even exist.
No, Thom. Your fine little boat is not match...except maybe in
driving
rain!
No, Katie. The flimsy Kirie Elite is also a good deal slower.
No, Joe. You're steel monster is no match at all, not even
close.
No, Doug. You don't own a sailboat. You're a powerboater. Get a
C&C
34XL already.


You keep leaving me out of your lists.


BTW, Bob, I'm going sailing TODAY, on MY boat!

Ka-BLAM!!!!!!

Scotty