Bart Farts
 

You know how I feel about the subject. I've
been vocal enough about how pretencious, pompous
self-important, shallow, hollow, fake, deceitful,
two-faced, double-dealing, vain, and self-important
Swabbie is, to claim he is a Captain.


Nothing self important about it. The operator of a boat is the
"captain" and is titled at such. I can legally use the name "captain"
in conjunnction with MY boat.
I guess you're a pretty bitter fella after I mentioned that you asked
to contact one of the ladies on Ghost. I'm sure glad I didn't hook you
up. She's getting married now, to a NICE guy who works with drug
addicted children. I bet she calls him captain!

Oh, and the girl Bart wanted to meet....
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/liz22web.jpg

She's 6 feet tall, an accomplished modern art dealer, plays piano and
Viola quite well and sails her own Bristol 30 on the LIS, which she is
now the CAPTAIN of. Her sister owns the Catalina 30 mentioned
elsewhere.
Sorry, Bart! If you want to get nasty, you'll just get exposed like
poor Loco.


Capt. Robert B
35s5...a fast boat with a fast captain!
NY

Bart Farts
 

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Ah yes, Bart! The sister on the right is remembering her nights with
me! We dated for 2 years. And those things under the white shirt are
called "breasts". Bart, you may remember them from your youth or
magazines!

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Captain, MY captain BOB!!!!" I can still here it!
Probably because that was last night while you were downloading pics of
Gary Coleman!

STOMP!

Captain RB
35s5...a boat where the captain actually gets some!
NY

Bart Farts
 

I'm very impressed with that pic, Bob, you're at least 400 yards
from the shore. Good show!


Scotty


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Ah yes, Bart! The sister on the right is remembering her nights
with
me! We dated for 2 years. And those things under the white
shirt are
called "breasts". Bart, you may remember them from your youth
or
magazines!

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Captain, MY captain BOB!!!!" I can still here
it!
Probably because that was last night while you were downloading
pics of
Gary Coleman!

STOMP!

Captain RB
35s5...a boat where the captain actually gets some!
NY

Bart Farts
 

Rob, that's nothing to be bragging about.



"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Ah yes, Bart! The sister on the right is remembering her nights with
me! We dated for 2 years. And those things under the white shirt are
called "breasts". Bart, you may remember them from your youth or
magazines!

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Captain, MY captain BOB!!!!" I can still here it!
Probably because that was last night while you were downloading pics of
Gary Coleman!

STOMP!

Captain RB
35s5...a boat where the captain actually gets some!
NY

Bart Farts
 

I'm very impressed with that pic, Bob, you're at least 400 yards
from the shore. Good show!


We sail on the LIS, Scotty. Land is always in sight. I've yet to see a
pic of your boat out of sight of land...or Loco's or most of the so
called sailors here!

RB
35s5....in sight of land and STILL the better boat!
NY

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote


I've yet to see a
pic of your boat out of sight of land...


Ok, Bob, I'm trying to go sailing this week, If I do, I'll take
some pics, just for you.

SBV

Bart Farts
 

Ok, Bob, I'm trying to go sailing this week, If I do, I'll take
some pics, just for you.

And you'll be out of sight of land??? Even my friends who do long
deliveries are within sight of land most of the time. Of course they
don't think being well offshore is any more dangerous...just the
oppisite in fact.

RB

Bart Farts
 

Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
captain by now!


Capt. RB
35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
gloss!
NY

Bart Farts
 

Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has harmed
you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
otherwise.

Clutch


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
captain by now!


Capt. RB
35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
gloss!
NY

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Ok, Bob, I'm trying to go sailing this week, If I do, I'll take
some pics, just for you.

And you'll be out of sight of land??? Even my friends who do
long
deliveries are within sight of land most of the time. Of course
they
don't think being well offshore is any more dangerous...just
the
oppisite in fact.


I thought I'd take some pics while leaving the slip, after all
that's the most dangerous water there is.

Scotty

Bart Farts
 

"Clutch Cargo" wrote in message . net...
| Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has harmed
| you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| otherwise.
|
| Clutch
|


A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
If he were more so, he would be perfect.

CN

|
| "Capt. Rob" wrote in message
| oups.com...
| Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
| company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
| matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
| captain by now!
|
|
| Capt. RB
| 35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
| gloss!
| NY
|
|
|

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has
harmed
| you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| otherwise.

Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says so and
he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa

A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
If he were more so, he would be perfect.

Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.

LP

Bart Farts
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:coacf.4311$4l5.3334@dukeread05...
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says so and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
head.


TMI

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing
says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says so
and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN

Are you still jealous of Bertie? At least he flies all the time and knows
how to treat a lady. Something you've never learned.

I'll collect all of your posts and send them to Charles, maybe he can
convince you to seek counseling. I'm bored with you, you never sail or have
anything nice to say.

LP

Bart Farts
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:Wxccf.4453$4l5.4017@dukeread05...
I'm bored with you, you never sail or have
| anything nice to say.
|
| LP
|
|

Good, I'm glad you're bored with me. Now, run along and stop
bothering me.

CN

Bart Farts
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Wxccf.4453$4l5.4017@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done
has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing
says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says
so
and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN

Are you still jealous of Bertie? At least he flies all the time and knows
how to treat a lady. Something you've never learned.

I'll collect all of your posts and send them to Charles, maybe he can
convince you to seek counseling. I'm bored with you, you never sail or
have
anything nice to say.

LP


I bet you are really, really, hot!

Bart Farts
 

She is a he, apparently.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Wxccf.4453$4l5.4017@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done
has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing
says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says
so
and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN

Are you still jealous of Bertie? At least he flies all the time and
knows
how to treat a lady. Something you've never learned.

I'll collect all of your posts and send them to Charles, maybe he can
convince you to seek counseling. I'm bored with you, you never sail or
have
anything nice to say.

LP


I bet you are really, really, hot!