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http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Ah yes, Bart! The sister on the right is remembering her nights with
me! We dated for 2 years. And those things under the white shirt are
called "breasts". Bart, you may remember them from your youth or
magazines!

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Captain, MY captain BOB!!!!" I can still here it!
Probably because that was last night while you were downloading pics of
Gary Coleman!

STOMP!

Captain RB
35s5...a boat where the captain actually gets some!
NY

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I'm very impressed with that pic, Bob, you're at least 400 yards
from the shore. Good show!


Scotty


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http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Ah yes, Bart! The sister on the right is remembering her nights

with
me! We dated for 2 years. And those things under the white

shirt are
called "breasts". Bart, you may remember them from your youth

or
magazines!

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Captain, MY captain BOB!!!!" I can still here

it!
Probably because that was last night while you were downloading

pics of
Gary Coleman!

STOMP!

Captain RB
35s5...a boat where the captain actually gets some!
NY



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I'm very impressed with that pic, Bob, you're at least 400 yards
from the shore. Good show!


We sail on the LIS, Scotty. Land is always in sight. I've yet to see a
pic of your boat out of sight of land...or Loco's or most of the so
called sailors here!

RB
35s5....in sight of land and STILL the better boat!
NY

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"Capt. Rob" wrote


I've yet to see a
pic of your boat out of sight of land...



Ok, Bob, I'm trying to go sailing this week, If I do, I'll take
some pics, just for you.

SBV


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Ok, Bob, I'm trying to go sailing this week, If I do, I'll take
some pics, just for you.

And you'll be out of sight of land??? Even my friends who do long
deliveries are within sight of land most of the time. Of course they
don't think being well offshore is any more dangerous...just the
oppisite in fact.

RB



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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Ok, Bob, I'm trying to go sailing this week, If I do, I'll take
some pics, just for you.

And you'll be out of sight of land??? Even my friends who do

long
deliveries are within sight of land most of the time. Of course

they
don't think being well offshore is any more dangerous...just

the
oppisite in fact.



I thought I'd take some pics while leaving the slip, after all
that's the most dangerous water there is.

Scotty



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Rob, that's nothing to be bragging about.



"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Ah yes, Bart! The sister on the right is remembering her nights with
me! We dated for 2 years. And those things under the white shirt are
called "breasts". Bart, you may remember them from your youth or
magazines!

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Captain, MY captain BOB!!!!" I can still here it!
Probably because that was last night while you were downloading pics of
Gary Coleman!

STOMP!

Captain RB
35s5...a boat where the captain actually gets some!
NY



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Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
captain by now!


Capt. RB
35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
gloss!
NY

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Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has harmed
you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
otherwise.

Clutch


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
captain by now!


Capt. RB
35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
gloss!
NY



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"Clutch Cargo" wrote in message . net...
| Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has harmed
| you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| otherwise.
|
| Clutch
|


A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
If he were more so, he would be perfect.

CN

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| "Capt. Rob" wrote in message
| oups.com...
| Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
| company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
| matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
| captain by now!
|
|
| Capt. RB
| 35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
| gloss!
| NY
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