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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:ktLbf.90216$y_1.72331@edtnps89...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
Not a mistake then, simply a miscalculation!

I paid for my it... :-)


I should send you a satellite photo of my singlehanded clearcut. It's
visible for miles on the ground!

Certainly..... Scotty has my email and so does Katy.

CM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Capt.
Neal®"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in
: :
:
:: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
:: some irrelevant crap
::
:: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
:: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
:: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
::
::
:
:
:
: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise.

hiding away in your killfile like an ostritch, nelly?
I suppose being too scared to face me is understandable from a coward
such as you.


--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
. 97.142...
: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in
: :
:
: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
: some irrelevant crap
:
: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
:
:
:
:
:
: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he
: finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness

Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.)



--
Sweetness...
To err is human; to forgive, divine. To torture and kill is deliciously
sociopathic. .. :o)

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Sweetness"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
: . 97.142...
:: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in
:: :
::
::: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
::: some irrelevant crap
:::
::: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
::: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
::: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
:::
:::
::
::
::
:: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he
:: finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness
:
: Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.)

I'm sure LP would confirm you didn't miss too much.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Steve Leyland" wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Capt.
Neal®"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote:
:
:: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
:: some irrelevant crap
::
:: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
:: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
:: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
::
::
:
:
:
: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise.

hiding away in your killfile like an ostritch, nelly?
I suppose being too scared to face me is understandable from a coward
such as you.

Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet is the
truth and this just my hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice! heheee

LP

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Steve Leyland" wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Sweetness"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
: . 97.142...
:: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in
:: :
::
::: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
::: some irrelevant crap
:::
::: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
::: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
::: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
:::
:::
::
::
::
:: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he
:: finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness
:
: Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.)

I'm sure LP would confirm you didn't miss too much.

There was anything left of CN after Sweetness got ahold of him I guess
Age and erectile dysfunction is a terrible thing!

Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on Usenet.
That's why his mood changes with each thread.

LP

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:BGacf.4318$4l5.229@dukeread05...

| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet is the
| truth and this just my hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice! heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?

CN

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:SJacf.4319$4l5.2106@dukeread05...
| Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on Usenet.
| That's why his mood changes with each thread.
|
| LP
|
|


And, Lady Pilot's self worth comes out of a bottle. That's why she's
not suitable for a real man.

CN

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet is
the
| truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice!
heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?

Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I had a
hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you would
care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the morning. My
cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me by
bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all of
this...

What are you, the spelling nazi now?

LP

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on
Usenet.
| That's why his mood changes with each thread.
|
| LP
|
|


And, Lady Pilot's self worth comes out of a bottle. That's why she's
not suitable for a real man.

Well, if I'm a drunk then you are gay.

LP