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Pastor Electrocuted While Performing Baptism
Man Grabbed Microphone While In Water

POSTED: 6:28 pm MST October 30, 2005
UPDATED: 6:30 pm MST October 30, 2005

WACO, Texas -- Funeral services are pending for a Texas pastor who was
electrocuted in front of his congregation Sunday morning while performing a
baptism.

The Rev. Kyle Lake was standing in water up to his shoulders in the
baptistry at University Baptist Church in Waco when he grabbed a microphone
and was electrocuted.

Jamie Dudley, who is married to one of the church's other pastors, said
doctors attending the service performed chest compressions on the
33-year-old minister until he was taken to a Waco hospital and declared
dead.

The woman that Lake was baptizing was unhurt, she said.

Dudley said Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church
for nine years, the last seven as a pastor.

She said about 800 people attended the Sunday morning service, which was
larger than normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor
University.

Some religious nut dies by his own idiocy and you think it's sad. Quite
a few kids probably just escaped being molested. Those who place god at
the center of their lives usually have evil in their hearts.

Robert B
Beneteau 35s5
NY

yOU ARE THE EVIL ONE.

YOU TRoLl HERE AND HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

You lie about God and religion. You make fun of people's beliefs.

You will burn in hell, you are liberal swine!

Amen!
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Some religious nut dies by his own idiocy and you think it's sad. Quite
a few kids probably just escaped being molested. Those who place god at
the center of their lives usually have evil in their hearts.

Robert B
Beneteau 35s5
NY

Crantz?

Would you say; "Modern version of Lava Lake?"

Maybe even a "Lava Lamp"

Regards,

Bob Crantz

Amen!

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Crantz?

Would you say; "Modern version of Lava Lake?"

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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Pastor Electrocuted While Performing Baptism
Man Grabbed Microphone While In Water

he was pastorized?
Scout

"Bob Crantz" wrote in news:UWp9f.1958$8c5.1366
@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:

yOU ARE THE EVIL ONE.

YOU TRoLl HERE AND HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

You lie about God and religion. You make fun of people's beliefs.

You will burn in hell, you are liberal swine!

I'm going to be assigned to some woman who's going to take me shopping
for clothes for all eternity.

That's my hell.

Eh, maybe they'll have a coffee bar in the store.

Bertie

"Scout" wrote in message

he was pastorized?

Wooooooooo.... you'll burn in the Lava Lakes for that one Scout!

Bwahahahahahahahaa

CM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in news:UWp9f.1958$8c5.1366
@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:

yOU ARE THE EVIL ONE.

YOU TRoLl HERE AND HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

You lie about God and religion. You make fun of people's beliefs.

You will burn in hell, you are liberal swine!

I'm going to be assigned to some woman who's going to take me shopping
for clothes for all eternity.

That's my hell.

Eh, maybe they'll have a coffee bar in the store.

Bertie

....but it'll only be starbucks...
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Flying Tadpole wrote in news:436937c4$1
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in news:UWp9f.1958
$8c5.1366
@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:

yOU ARE THE EVIL ONE.

YOU TRoLl HERE AND HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

You lie about God and religion. You make fun of people's beliefs.

You will burn in hell, you are liberal swine!

I'm going to be assigned to some woman who's going to take me
shopping
for clothes for all eternity.

That's my hell.

Eh, maybe they'll have a coffee bar in the store.

Bertie

...but it'll only be starbucks...

Nooooooo! Now there's a twilight zone ending for you.

WTF is it with them anyway? It tastes like mud! Why does anyone go to
them?

Bertie