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Flying Tadpole November 5th 05 11:10 PM

Very Sad News
 


Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Flying Tadpole wrote in news:436937c4$1
@duster.adelaide.on.net:



Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote in news:UWp9f.1958


$8c5.1366

:



yOU ARE THE EVIL ONE.

YOU TRoLl HERE AND HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

You lie about God and religion. You make fun of people's beliefs.

You will burn in hell, you are liberal swine!



I'm going to be assigned to some woman who's going to take me


shopping

for clothes for all eternity.


That's my hell.

Eh, maybe they'll have a coffee bar in the store.

Bertie


...but it'll only be starbucks...




Nooooooo! Now there's a twilight zone ending for you.


WTF is it with them anyway? It tastes like mud! Why does anyone go to
them?



It's the Bob Crantz influence. They've confused Lava with Java.

--
Flying Tadpole

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http://www.flyingtadpole.com

Bertie the Bunyip November 6th 05 12:42 AM

Very Sad News
 
Flying Tadpole wrote in news:436d3c30
@duster.adelaide.on.net:



Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Flying Tadpole wrote in news:436937c4$1
@duster.adelaide.on.net:



Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote in news:UWp9f.1958


$8c5.1366

:



yOU ARE THE EVIL ONE.

YOU TRoLl HERE AND HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

You lie about God and religion. You make fun of people's beliefs.

You will burn in hell, you are liberal swine!



I'm going to be assigned to some woman who's going to take me


shopping

for clothes for all eternity.


That's my hell.

Eh, maybe they'll have a coffee bar in the store.

Bertie

...but it'll only be starbucks...




Nooooooo! Now there's a twilight zone ending for you.


WTF is it with them anyway? It tastes like mud! Why does anyone go to
them?



It's the Bob Crantz influence. They've confused Lava with Java.


i really don't get it. Is it the packaging? the image?
have thse people been replaced by aliens?
Have they had their taste buds cauterised?



bertie


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