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Capt. Rob October 30th 05 01:18 AM

What Scares You?
 
Well, with Halloween coming up this might be a good question. Some
folks really dread a squall and get worked up over them. I have a
friend who loves sailing, but he's truly scared of the water for no
reason he can put his finger on. My exgirlfriend gets spooked on board
at night, especially when anchored out alone.
For me...? Sharks. I really have to force it from my mind when cleaning
the bottom or just swimming with my wife. No matter how tiny the risk
(really tiny on the LIS), it still goes through my mind...that sudden
tug, the pop as my knee gives way and the rush of water as the 14
footer sweeps around for a second attack. Flailing, I manage to get a
few good strokes and I'm aware that my body is lighter...much lighter.
I get my forearms onto the 35s5 swim platform and sea water mixed with
blood washes over the white gelcoat. I manage to get halfway up and a
sudden pressure on my midsection takes my breath away. Instinctively I
sink my index finger into the shark's eye and he lets go. Deep in shock
I somehow manage to bring my head and torse onto the platform. Both of
my legs are gone above the knee. With each breath blood pumps slowly
from a dozen puncture wounds starting below my armpit. Glancing at my
hand I see part of the sharks eye smeared onto the top of the ladder.
At least they'll know I put up a fight. Thinking of all the movies
where dying actors said "I'm so cold." I smile and say it aloud, my
last words. I can't get into the cockpit, my arms useless lead now, but
I'm glad to die on board rather than in the water.

Happy Halloween!

Robert B
Beneteau 35s5
NY


thunder October 30th 05 01:11 AM

What Scares You?
 
On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 17:18:37 -0700, Capt. Rob wrote:


but I'm glad to die
on board rather than in the water.


But on board, you are just a dead carcass. In the water, at least you
would be fish food, sustaining life. Besides, the story ends with the
body. Without the body, the mystery, the legend lives on.

Capt. JG October 30th 05 02:07 AM

What Scares You?
 
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who pretend to know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Well, with Halloween coming up this might be a good question. Some
folks really dread a squall and get worked up over them. I have a
friend who loves sailing, but he's truly scared of the water for no
reason he can put his finger on. My exgirlfriend gets spooked on board
at night, especially when anchored out alone.
For me...? Sharks. I really have to force it from my mind when cleaning
the bottom or just swimming with my wife. No matter how tiny the risk
(really tiny on the LIS), it still goes through my mind...that sudden
tug, the pop as my knee gives way and the rush of water as the 14
footer sweeps around for a second attack. Flailing, I manage to get a
few good strokes and I'm aware that my body is lighter...much lighter.
I get my forearms onto the 35s5 swim platform and sea water mixed with
blood washes over the white gelcoat. I manage to get halfway up and a
sudden pressure on my midsection takes my breath away. Instinctively I
sink my index finger into the shark's eye and he lets go. Deep in shock
I somehow manage to bring my head and torse onto the platform. Both of
my legs are gone above the knee. With each breath blood pumps slowly
from a dozen puncture wounds starting below my armpit. Glancing at my
hand I see part of the sharks eye smeared onto the top of the ladder.
At least they'll know I put up a fight. Thinking of all the movies
where dying actors said "I'm so cold." I smile and say it aloud, my
last words. I can't get into the cockpit, my arms useless lead now, but
I'm glad to die on board rather than in the water.

Happy Halloween!

Robert B
Beneteau 35s5
NY




Bart Senior October 30th 05 05:21 AM

What Scares You?
 
What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who pretend to

know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.




Capt. JG October 30th 05 05:47 AM

What Scares You?
 
Yeah, that's pretty high on my list also.... no pun intended.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who pretend to

know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.






Capt. Rob October 30th 05 01:18 PM

What Scares You?
 
In that case, you are scaring yourself. If you had a lick of sense you
would not
go up a mast under those conditions.



Bart probably finds it hard to go up the mast with anyone at the
halyard who likes him. It's always gonna be a risk!

RB


Capt.Mooron October 30th 05 01:20 PM

What Scares You?
 

"Captain Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:21:19 -0400, "Bart Senior" .@. wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.


In that case, you are scaring yourself. If you had a lick of sense you
would not
go up a mast under those conditions.


Ha ha ha... I just borrow the guy's digital camera for photos on the way up.
He won't drop you when you have his camera!

CM



MastHed October 30th 05 02:01 PM

What Scares You?
 
Capt. Rob wrote:

Well, with Halloween coming up this might be a good question.
For me, the worst would be to think that any of you losers owned
anything better that what I own.
I might have to admit that I'm not really a success at all and
Scuzzy might leave me.


Robert B
14 foot Sunfish with no sissy footwells
NY


Well, now we understand why you post the way that you do.



Capt. Rob October 30th 05 03:15 PM

What Scares You?
 
Ha ha ha... I just borrow the guy's digital camera for photos on the
way up.
He won't drop you when you have his camera!

Scary good thinking!


RB


John Cairns October 30th 05 11:59 PM

What Scares You?
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was *meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near powerlines.

PDW


Management has mentioned on more than one occasion the possibility that we
might have to use fall arresting gear when climbing more than 6' high.

John Cairns


In article , Bart Senior .@. wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who pretend to

know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I can deal
with,
because I'm expecting the worst.






Bart Senior October 31st 05 12:22 AM

What Scares You?
 
It is not fun topping big trees. There is no place
to run when you are roped in, then there is the
whipping of the truck when the top falls.

"Peter Wiley" wrote

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was *meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near powerlines.

PDW

Bart Senior .@. wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who pretend to

know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I can deal

with,
because I'm expecting the worst.






Bart Senior October 31st 05 12:27 AM

What Scares You?
 
You have a point. Perhaps I should have waited
a day.
The dang boat was fractionally rigged, and I climbed
the mast hooked to the jib halyard so I didn't have
the reach to snag the main halyard. It was a real pain
because I had to hook the main halyard with a spinnaker
pole to retrieve it!


"Captain Joe Redcloud" wrote

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

In that case, you are scaring yourself. If you had a lick of sense you

would not
go up a mast under those conditions.

Captain Joe Redcloud
Moetwonn Detroyt




John Cairns October 31st 05 01:18 AM

What Scares You?
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
In article , John
Cairns wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was *meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near powerlines.

PDW

Management has mentioned on more than one occasion the possibility that
we
might have to use fall arresting gear when climbing more than 6' high.


Not a bad idea in general; we insist on it when working aloft on
commercial ships for example. However, dubious benefit IMO attaching
yourself to something that's going to fall over soon, you're just not
sure quite when or in which direction. My judgement error in cutting
it, my responsibility to deal with the consequences. I was going to try
jumping clear if neccesary and hope I didn't break the same bones as
last time.

Stupidity has its price. That time I got away with it but it was the
most scary thing I've done for a few years.

PDW


I'll admit it, back in the day we used to do some fairly unsafe things when
going up in the air, but they get ridiculous now. Have to wear a harness
when driving a boom lift, doesn't matter that the basket is about 8 inches
off the ground. Tried to point out to the safety lady that it was pointless,
she wouldn't listen.

John Cairns



Peter Wiley October 31st 05 08:52 AM

What Scares You?
 

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was *meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near powerlines.

PDW

In article , Bart Senior .@. wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who pretend to

know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.




Peter Wiley October 31st 05 10:04 AM

What Scares You?
 
In article , John
Cairns wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was *meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near powerlines.

PDW


Management has mentioned on more than one occasion the possibility that we
might have to use fall arresting gear when climbing more than 6' high.


Not a bad idea in general; we insist on it when working aloft on
commercial ships for example. However, dubious benefit IMO attaching
yourself to something that's going to fall over soon, you're just not
sure quite when or in which direction. My judgement error in cutting
it, my responsibility to deal with the consequences. I was going to try
jumping clear if neccesary and hope I didn't break the same bones as
last time.

Stupidity has its price. That time I got away with it but it was the
most scary thing I've done for a few years.

PDW

Scotty November 1st 05 01:05 PM

What Scares You?
 
Pete, I usually put the cable on BEFORE I start cutting.

You may want to adopt this method.

Scotty


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium

ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know

there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as

high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was

*meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in

the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks

in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a

ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near

powerlines.

PDW

In article , Bart Senior .@.

wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who

pretend to
know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I

can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.






Scotty November 1st 05 01:09 PM

What Scares You?
 
The thought of you anchoring within 5000' of me. What a
nightmare!!!!!!!

SBV



thunder November 1st 05 03:08 PM

What Scares You?
 
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:05:38 +0000, Scotty wrote:

Pete, I usually put the cable on BEFORE I start cutting.

You may want to adopt this method.


Unnecessary, if you use a open face cut, and wedges. The hinge won't
break until the tree hits the ground. It's much safer and more accurate.

Checkout page 19.

www.stihl.co.uk/pdf/chainsaw.pdf


Martin Baxter November 1st 05 03:58 PM

What Scares You?
 
thunder wrote:

On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:05:38 +0000, Scotty wrote:

Pete, I usually put the cable on BEFORE I start cutting.

You may want to adopt this method.


Unnecessary, if you use a open face cut, and wedges. The hinge won't
break until the tree hits the ground. It's much safer and more accurate.


Unfortunately that doesn't always work, the tree may be leaning in a
direction away from that which you wish it to fall or there may be wind
pushing it in a direction you don't want it go. In these cases no amount
of wedges will make it fall where you want it to, it's cable time.

Cheers
Martin
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Scotty November 1st 05 11:10 PM

What Scares You?
 
Oh.
I put a chain around the tree, then shackle a long length of
steel cable, through a turning block, strapped to a big tree,
then back to my tractor draw bar.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
I did, but made 2 mistakes.

1. I didn't put it high enough up the tree.

2. I didn't use steel cable initially even though I had it, and

the
braided line stretched enough (even tho I'd taken a really good

strain
using a 4WD) to let the tree sit back.

If I'd had my tractor, which is how I've done tricky trees in

the past,
it would have been ok, but the old monster is 2 states away on

one of
my other properties.

Anything you survive is a learning experience. I won't make

that
mistake again, especially as I *knew* I shouldn't have done it

in the
first place.

PDW

In article , Scotty
wrote:

Pete, I usually put the cable on BEFORE I start cutting.

You may want to adopt this method.

Scotty


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an

aluminium
ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know

there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk

as
high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was

*meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line

in
the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2

weeks
in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling

when a
ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near

powerlines.

PDW

In article , Bart Senior

.@.
wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones

who
pretend to
know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power

boaters I
can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.







Scotty November 1st 05 11:11 PM

What Scares You?
 
Wedges? Phhtttt, they're for girls, and Canadjuns.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

"thunder" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:05:38 +0000, Scotty wrote:

Pete, I usually put the cable on BEFORE I start cutting.

You may want to adopt this method.


Unnecessary, if you use a open face cut, and wedges. The hinge

won't
break until the tree hits the ground. It's much safer and more

accurate.

Checkout page 19.

www.stihl.co.uk/pdf/chainsaw.pdf




Seahag November 2nd 05 12:51 AM

What Scares You?
 

"John Cairns" wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
John Cairns wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an
aluminium ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you
know there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the
trunk as high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it
was *meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power
line in the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent
2 weeks in
hospital being operated on numerous times after
falling when a ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near
powerlines.

PDW
Management has mentioned on more than one occasion the
possibility that we
might have to use fall arresting gear when climbing more
than 6' high.


Not a bad idea in general; we insist on it when working
aloft on
commercial ships for example. However, dubious benefit
IMO attaching
yourself to something that's going to fall over soon,
you're just not
sure quite when or in which direction. My judgement error
in cutting
it, my responsibility to deal with the consequences. I
was going to try
jumping clear if neccesary and hope I didn't break the
same bones as
last time.

Stupidity has its price. That time I got away with it but
it was the
most scary thing I've done for a few years.

PDW


I'll admit it, back in the day we used to do some fairly
unsafe things when going up in the air, but they get
ridiculous now. Have to wear a harness when driving a boom
lift, doesn't matter that the basket is about 8 inches off
the ground. Tried to point out to the safety lady that it
was pointless, she wouldn't listen.

John Cairns


Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as were the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu to Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto the back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way along the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in the tub was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag



Seahag November 2nd 05 12:54 AM

What Scares You?
 

"Scotty" wrote:
Oh.
I put a chain around the tree, then shackle a long length
of
steel cable, through a turning block, strapped to a big
tree,
then back to my tractor draw bar.


Ooh goody, we're running out of chiminea wood and have been
eyeballing a dead tree at Tim's. Sounds safer than dropping
the tree on a Jeep!

Seahag



Scotty November 2nd 05 01:50 AM

What Scares You?
 
I used to sneak out thru my upstairs bedroom window, across the
porch roof and down the corner post. A little more work getting
back in, but I never got caught. My brother told my parents a few
decades later.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as were the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu to Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto the back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way along the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in the tub was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag





Seahag November 2nd 05 02:28 AM

What Scares You?
 
Did ya beat the crap out of him?

"Scotty" wrote:
I used to sneak out thru my upstairs bedroom window, across
the
porch roof and down the corner post. A little more work
getting
back in, but I never got caught. My brother told my
parents a few
decades later.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as were
the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu to
Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto the
back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way along
the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in the tub
was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag







Scotty November 2nd 05 02:39 AM

What Scares You?
 
No, it's my big brother.

Scotty

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Did ya beat the crap out of him?

"Scotty" wrote:
I used to sneak out thru my upstairs bedroom window, across
the
porch roof and down the corner post. A little more work
getting
back in, but I never got caught. My brother told my
parents a few
decades later.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as were
the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu to
Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto the
back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way along
the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in the tub
was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag









Scotty November 2nd 05 02:43 AM

What Scares You?
 
I have a crane hook with 2 part block that I , ahh, borrowed from
a military crane that I hauled. Comes in handy from time to
time.

Scotty


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
In article , Scotty
wrote:

Oh.
I put a chain around the tree, then shackle a long length of
steel cable, through a turning block, strapped to a big tree,
then back to my tractor draw bar.


Yeah, I couldn't find a snatch block big enough to take the

30mm OD
braided line and I was too lazy to either make one, or drive

into work
and get one out of my rigging store. Woulda taken me an hour to

make
one or 30 minutes round trip to get one, so all in all I got

away with
it lightly.

OT but I am so glad I've got my metal lathe, mill and welding

gear back
where I can use it at last. Couple bits of steel plate, a 16mm

s/steel
bolt or 2 and some white high density plastic (AKA bread

boards) for a
sheave and presto - a quick & dirty turning block.

PDW




Seahag November 2nd 05 02:54 AM

What Scares You?
 
Wow, that's skeery! Man mountain?

Seahag


"Scotty" wrote:
No, it's my big brother.

Scotty

"Seahag" wrote:
Did ya beat the crap out of him?

"Scotty" wrote:
I used to sneak out thru my upstairs bedroom window,
across
the
porch roof and down the corner post. A little more
work
getting
back in, but I never got caught. My brother told my
parents a few
decades later.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the
parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as were
the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu to
Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in
deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto the
back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way
along
the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in the
tub
was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag











Scotty November 2nd 05 03:02 AM

What Scares You?
 
sorry, he's my OLDER brother, by 3 years. I outgrew him by age
10.
It was kinda a joke for him to introduce me as his little bro.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Wow, that's skeery! Man mountain?

Seahag


"Scotty" wrote:
No, it's my big brother.

Scotty

"Seahag" wrote:
Did ya beat the crap out of him?

"Scotty" wrote:
I used to sneak out thru my upstairs bedroom window,
across
the
porch roof and down the corner post. A little more
work
getting
back in, but I never got caught. My brother told my
parents a few
decades later.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the
parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as were
the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu to
Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in
deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto the
back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way
along
the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in the
tub
was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag













Seahag November 2nd 05 03:07 AM

What Scares You?
 
Aw sure, I remember that now. You missed our big sailing
date/refresher course this year!

Seahag
(going off the air now)

"Scotty" wrote:
sorry, he's my OLDER brother, by 3 years. I outgrew him
by age
10.
It was kinda a joke for him to introduce me as his little
bro.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Wow, that's skeery! Man mountain?

Seahag


"Scotty" wrote:
No, it's my big brother.

Scotty

"Seahag" wrote:
Did ya beat the crap out of him?

"Scotty" wrote:
I used to sneak out thru my upstairs bedroom window,
across
the
porch roof and down the corner post. A little more
work
getting
back in, but I never got caught. My brother told my
parents a few
decades later.

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the
parental
palace in Kenya. They were gone for the week, as
were
the
servants. I came home from a hot date, waved adieu
to
Nigel
and found the place locked and barred, boy was I in
deep
poo! I finally spotted the tiny open window over
the
bathtub on the second floor. I scrambled up onto
the
back
door rooflet and, hugging the wall, inched my way
along
the
sewage pipe to the window. Landing headfirst in
the
tub
was
the pits, but I got away with my illicit date!

Seahag















Peter Wiley November 2nd 05 06:53 AM

What Scares You?
 
I did, but made 2 mistakes.

1. I didn't put it high enough up the tree.

2. I didn't use steel cable initially even though I had it, and the
braided line stretched enough (even tho I'd taken a really good strain
using a 4WD) to let the tree sit back.

If I'd had my tractor, which is how I've done tricky trees in the past,
it would have been ok, but the old monster is 2 states away on one of
my other properties.

Anything you survive is a learning experience. I won't make that
mistake again, especially as I *knew* I shouldn't have done it in the
first place.

PDW

In article , Scotty
wrote:

Pete, I usually put the cable on BEFORE I start cutting.

You may want to adopt this method.

Scotty


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Climbing up a tree as high as you can get using an aluminium

ladder,
because said tree sat back on the chainsaw bar, so you know

there's not
a lot holding it up, to put a steel sling around the trunk as

high up
as possible, so as to winch it over the direction it was

*meant* to
fall. And it's windy. And there's a 415V 3 phase power line in

the
direction it *wants* to fall. And last year you spent 2 weeks

in
hospital being operated on numerous times after falling when a

ladder
slipped.....

I've quit felling trees for the year. Especially near

powerlines.

PDW

In article , Bart Senior .@.

wrote:

What scares me is going up the mast with
some guy I don't know and don't trust
tailing the halyard.

"Capt. JG" wrote
What scares me is totally incompetent sailors, the ones who

pretend to
know
the rules of the road, but actually don't. Power boaters I

can deal with,
because I'm expecting the worst.





Peter Wiley November 2nd 05 11:38 AM

What Scares You?
 
In article , Scotty
wrote:

Oh.
I put a chain around the tree, then shackle a long length of
steel cable, through a turning block, strapped to a big tree,
then back to my tractor draw bar.


Yeah, I couldn't find a snatch block big enough to take the 30mm OD
braided line and I was too lazy to either make one, or drive into work
and get one out of my rigging store. Woulda taken me an hour to make
one or 30 minutes round trip to get one, so all in all I got away with
it lightly.

OT but I am so glad I've got my metal lathe, mill and welding gear back
where I can use it at last. Couple bits of steel plate, a 16mm s/steel
bolt or 2 and some white high density plastic (AKA bread boards) for a
sheave and presto - a quick & dirty turning block.

PDW

Vito November 2nd 05 01:29 PM

What Scares You?
 
Some years ago a local group set up a Holoween "haunted house" in an old
abandoned mansion. While the ladies were conducting tours, primarily for
kids but for adults too, the menfolk were sawing wood for the fireplaces.
One exhibit startled one of the ladies so badly she wet her pants. Her
husband got a good laugh out of this until, as they exited, one of the wood
choppers rev'd up his chainsaw and applied the blade to the man's neck and
shoulder!! He literally crapped his pants, giving his wife an even better
laugh. Naturally the chain had been removed from the saw for that purpose
......



DSK November 2nd 05 03:38 PM

What Scares You?
 
Scotty wrote:

I have a crane hook with 2 part block that I , ahh, borrowed from
a military crane that I hauled. Comes in handy from time to
time.


So that's where that thing went. I've been looking all over for it.

DSK


ladysailor November 2nd 05 04:47 PM

What Scares You?
 
Lightning scares me. I hate being on the boat in a lightning storm.

Barb
www.sailinglinks.com


Jonathan Ganz November 2nd 05 06:15 PM

What Scares You?
 
In article .com,
ladysailor wrote:
Lightning scares me. I hate being on the boat in a lightning storm.

Barb
www.sailinglinks.com


I hear that. I was on Tahoe once in lightning storm... sent the crew
below, but I was not liking holding onto the wheel, why we got the
f*ck out of there.




--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



Seahag November 3rd 05 12:33 AM

What Scares You?
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
ladysailor wrote:
Lightning scares me. I hate being on the boat in a
lightning storm.


I hear that. I was on Tahoe once in lightning storm...
sent the crew
below, but I was not liking holding onto the wheel, why we
got the
f*ck out of there.


That's the one reason I miss having a wood tiller. Mr.H was
hanging onto me and the tiller when we got hit.

Seahag




Jonathan Ganz November 3rd 05 12:45 AM

What Scares You?
 
In article , Seahag wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
ladysailor wrote:
Lightning scares me. I hate being on the boat in a
lightning storm.


I hear that. I was on Tahoe once in lightning storm...
sent the crew
below, but I was not liking holding onto the wheel, why we
got the
f*ck out of there.


That's the one reason I miss having a wood tiller. Mr.H was
hanging onto me and the tiller when we got hit.


Shocking!




--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



Seahag November 3rd 05 02:01 PM

What Scares You?
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
Seahag wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
ladysailor wrote:
Lightning scares me. I hate being on the boat in a
lightning storm.


I hear that. I was on Tahoe once in lightning storm...
sent the crew
below, but I was not liking holding onto the wheel, why
we
got the
f*ck out of there.


That's the one reason I miss having a wood tiller. Mr.H
was
hanging onto me and the tiller when we got hit.


Shocking!


It *was* an electric moment:^)

Seahag



Capt. Neal® November 3rd 05 02:50 PM

What Scares You?
 

"ladysailor" wrote in message oups.com...
| Lightning scares me. I hate being on the boat in a lightning storm.
|
| Barb
| www.sailinglinks.com
|

My boat get struck during Rita a month or two ago.

It wiped out most the electrical systems and even
started a fire in bilge one of the lockers. I was aboard in
the v-berth when it hit. It was a scarey experience
alright but I was lucky to not even felt a shock or a
tingle from it, from it, from it fromit from it from it

NC


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