Some reasons to kill yourself....


1) Your boat has cable based steering such as Edson.
2) Your boat has no swim platform.
3) Your boat has no aft cabin.
4) Your boat has no air conditioning.
5) Your boat has no below deck furler.
6) Your boat has it's lines above deck
7) Your boat is slower than mine.
8) Your boat is smaller than mine.
9) Your boat has a crappy small wheel.
10) Your boat has a masthead rig.
11) Your boat has no charting GPS or radar.
12) Your boat has less than 6'5 headroom.
13) Your boat builder is out of business.
14) Your boat is a US Yacht, Macgreggor, Siedlemann, Bucaneer or O'Day.
15) Your boat has fewer than 7 opening hatches.
16) Your boat has no new canvas including bimini and port covers.
17) Your boat is in less than "bristol as new condition."


Good luck!

Capt. Robert B
Beneteau 35s5
NY