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Flaagg October 24th 05 07:40 PM

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In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!


Cabbages!

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PJR October 24th 05 09:15 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!


Cabbages!


Pluralities!


PJR :-)
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FreeSpeechStore October 24th 05 09:25 PM

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PJR wrote:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:


In article , Steve Leyland
writes...


Tests!


Cabbages!



Pluralities!


Discontinuities!

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FreeSpeechStore, to copy, archive, reproduce, or retransmit this work in
any form, electronic or physical.

dave hillstrom October 24th 05 10:09 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!


Cabbages!


Pluralities!


what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

PJR October 24th 05 10:12 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:25:55 -1000, FreeSpeechStore
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:


In article , Steve Leyland
writes...


Tests!

Cabbages!


Pluralities!

Discontinuities!


Sweater!

PJR :-)
--
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/

dave hillstrom October 24th 05 10:20 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:12:36 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:25:55 -1000, FreeSpeechStore
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:


In article , Steve Leyland
writes...


Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

Discontinuities!


Sweater!

wearing a dog for a walk!
falderal!
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

PJR October 24th 05 11:12 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!


Pluralities!


what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?


I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/

PJR October 24th 05 11:14 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:20:34 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:12:36 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:25:55 -1000, FreeSpeechStore
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:


In article , Steve Leyland
writes...


Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

Discontinuities!


Sweater!

wearing a dog for a walk!
falderal!

now lissenin to J S Bach!
corduroy!

PJR :-)
--
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 01:05 AM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!


what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?


I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?


oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 25th 05 02:09 AM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?


I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?


oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?


Can we make beer?

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 02:34 AM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?


oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?


Can we make beer?


i didnt ask yew.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 25th 05 02:48 AM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve Leyland
writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?


Can we make beer?


i didnt ask yew.


oak kay.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

Steve Leyland October 25th 05 03:00 AM

Tests!
 
Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom got
: double secret probation because:
:
:: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:: , Aratzio
:: humped my leg thusly:
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , PJR
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::: writes...
::::::::
::::::::: Tests!
::::::::
:::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::
::::::: Pluralities!
::::::
:::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::
::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::
:::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::
::: Can we make beer?
::
:: i didnt ask yew.
:
: oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a
Jehovah's witness.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



Aratzio October 25th 05 03:09 AM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom got
: double secret probation because:
:
:: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:: , Aratzio
:: humped my leg thusly:
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , PJR
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::: writes...
::::::::
::::::::: Tests!
::::::::
:::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::
::::::: Pluralities!
::::::
:::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::
::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::
:::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::
::: Can we make beer?
::
:: i didnt ask yew.
:
: oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.


BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

Steve Leyland October 25th 05 03:23 AM

Tests!
 
Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.


--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



dave hillstrom October 25th 05 03:26 AM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.


id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 25th 05 03:31 AM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.


Barley wine is something I have yet to try. Weirdest wine so far is
Garlic Wine. Is primarily a cooking wine, but they serve it at the
Gilroy (California) Garlic Festival every year.


--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Aratzio October 25th 05 03:34 AM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.


id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.


Bee Spit Wine.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 04:01 AM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.


id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Steve Leyland October 25th 05 04:04 AM

Tests!
 
Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "dave
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
: , Aratzio
: humped my leg thusly:
:
:: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
:: got double secret probation because:
::
::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
::: , "Steve Leyland"
::: humped my leg
::: thusly:
:::
:::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::::
"Aratzio"
:::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::::
::::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
::::: got double secret
::::: probation because:
:::::
:::::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::::::
"Aratzio"
:::::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
:::::: out.
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , Aratzio
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::::
:::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::
::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: In article , Steve
:::::::::::::: Leyland writes...
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
:::::::::::: drinks?
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::::::
:::::::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::::::
::::::::: Can we make beer?
::::::::
:::::::: i didnt ask yew.
:::::::
::::::: oak kay.
::::::
:::::: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
:::::: oats.
:::::
::::: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!
::::
:::: for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
:::: remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
:::: beer and barley wine.
:::
::: id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
::: lips freely.
::
:: Bee Spit Wine.
:
: awesome stuff.

mead used to be brewed by monks, so I guess it must be good ****.
those guys had to have summat to compensate for celibacy and vows of
silence.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



Kadaitcha Man October 25th 05 04:11 AM

Tests!
 
Steve Leyland, , the
distorted, bulimic delinquent, and dealer in used Arab's underpants,
grouched:
Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address: "dave
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.


mead used to be brewed by monks, so I guess it must be good ****.
those guys had to have summat to compensate for celibacy and vows of
silence.


No. It's the other way around - the mead made them impotent so they chose to
keep quiet about it.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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Kadaitcha Man October 25th 05 04:16 AM

Tests!
 
Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.


id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
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you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
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employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
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may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
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in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
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dave hillstrom October 25th 05 05:46 AM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:04:27 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "dave
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
: , Aratzio
: humped my leg thusly:
:
:: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
:: got double secret probation because:
::
::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
::: , "Steve Leyland"
::: humped my leg
::: thusly:
:::
:::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::::
"Aratzio"
:::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::::
::::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
::::: got double secret
::::: probation because:
:::::
:::::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::::::
"Aratzio"
:::::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
:::::: out.
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , Aratzio
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::::
:::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::
::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: In article , Steve
:::::::::::::: Leyland writes...
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
:::::::::::: drinks?
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::::::
:::::::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::::::
::::::::: Can we make beer?
::::::::
:::::::: i didnt ask yew.
:::::::
::::::: oak kay.
::::::
:::::: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
:::::: oats.
:::::
::::: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!
::::
:::: for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
:::: remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
:::: beer and barley wine.
:::
::: id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
::: lips freely.
::
:: Bee Spit Wine.
:
: awesome stuff.

mead used to be brewed by monks, so I guess it must be good ****.
those guys had to have summat to compensate for celibacy and vows of
silence.


brewin monks rawk dewd.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 25th 05 02:44 PM

Tests!
 
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.


My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Aratzio October 25th 05 02:50 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 06:11 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.


My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.


dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 06:12 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace


thats six, though. 6-spice.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 25th 05 06:26 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.


My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.


dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.


Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Aratzio October 25th 05 06:28 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace


thats six, though. 6-spice.


"Looks like" != "Same As"

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 07:24 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:26:55 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
id humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.


dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.


Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.


just making sure.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 07:27 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:28:02 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace


thats six, though. 6-spice.


"Looks like" != "Same As"


how can 5 look like 6? i think you are trying to pull a fast one on us.
giving us shoddy goods for our hard earned cash. are you an ebay
powerseller by any chance?
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 25th 05 07:27 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:48:59 -0700, Juan Tootreego
transparently proposed:

In article ,
says...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.


Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.


Maybe if we could get Robert Mondavi to cook some up?


Mondavi is far overrated.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Aratzio October 25th 05 07:36 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:27:05 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:28:02 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace

thats six, though. 6-spice.


"Looks like" != "Same As"


how can 5 look like 6? i think you are trying to pull a fast one on us.
giving us shoddy goods for our hard earned cash. are you an ebay
powerseller by any chance?


Not by chance.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Kadaitcha Man October 25th 05 09:18 PM

Tests!
 
Aratzio, , the boggy, pessimum picolo player, and
drain maker, hissed:
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming
tampon, and wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to
making some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace


You'll never know unless you try it.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:27:37 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:48:59 -0700, Juan Tootreego
transparently proposed:

In article ,
says...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.

Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.


Maybe if we could get Robert Mondavi to cook some up?


Mondavi is far overrated.


wine snob. we need to take you out back and get you drunk on thunderbird
and boons farm products. maybe feed you pig knuckles and okra. see what
the **** you have to say THEN, mister high and mighty silicon valley boi.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

dave hillstrom October 25th 05 10:10 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:36:19 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:27:05 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:28:02 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace

thats six, though. 6-spice.

"Looks like" != "Same As"


how can 5 look like 6? i think you are trying to pull a fast one on us.
giving us shoddy goods for our hard earned cash. are you an ebay
powerseller by any chance?


Not by chance.


HAH!!! proffesional huckster!!!
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

Aratzio October 26th 05 12:48 AM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:09:41 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:27:37 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:48:59 -0700, Juan Tootreego
transparently proposed:

In article ,
says...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.

Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.

Maybe if we could get Robert Mondavi to cook some up?


Mondavi is far overrated.


wine snob. we need to take you out back and get you drunk on thunderbird
and boons farm products. maybe feed you pig knuckles and okra. see what
the **** you have to say THEN, mister high and mighty silicon valley boi.


Not snob, just good taste.As a young man with no taste I might have
indulged you.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Aratzio October 26th 05 12:50 AM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:10:52 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:36:19 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:27:05 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:28:02 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace

thats six, though. 6-spice.

"Looks like" != "Same As"

how can 5 look like 6? i think you are trying to pull a fast one on us.
giving us shoddy goods for our hard earned cash. are you an ebay
powerseller by any chance?


Not by chance.


HAH!!! proffesional huckster!!!


No, professional hamster.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

dave hillstrom October 26th 05 10:20 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:48:33 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:09:41 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:27:37 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:48:59 -0700, Juan Tootreego
transparently proposed:

In article ,
says...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.

Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.

Maybe if we could get Robert Mondavi to cook some up?

Mondavi is far overrated.


wine snob. we need to take you out back and get you drunk on thunderbird
and boons farm products. maybe feed you pig knuckles and okra. see what
the **** you have to say THEN, mister high and mighty silicon valley boi.


Not snob, just good taste.As a young man with no taste I might have
indulged you.


bounces a piece of okra offa yer cranium
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

dave hillstrom October 26th 05 10:40 PM

Tests!
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:50:03 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:10:52 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:36:19 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:27:05 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:28:02 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace

thats six, though. 6-spice.

"Looks like" != "Same As"

how can 5 look like 6? i think you are trying to pull a fast one on us.
giving us shoddy goods for our hard earned cash. are you an ebay
powerseller by any chance?

Not by chance.


HAH!!! proffesional huckster!!!


No, professional hamster.


that seems like a moist, dark, odiferous job. at least its hard to get
lost for very long.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.


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