Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"dave
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
: , Aratzio
: humped my leg thusly:
:
:: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
:: got double secret probation because:
::
::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
::: , "Steve Leyland"
::: humped my leg
::: thusly:
:::
:::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:::: "Aratzio"
:::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::::
::::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
::::: got double secret
::::: probation because:
:::::
:::::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:::::: "Aratzio"
:::::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
:::::: out.
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , Aratzio
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::::
:::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::
::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: In article , Steve
:::::::::::::: Leyland writes...
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
:::::::::::: drinks?
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::::::
:::::::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::::::
::::::::: Can we make beer?
::::::::
:::::::: i didnt ask yew.
:::::::
::::::: oak kay.
::::::
:::::: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
:::::: oats.
:::::
::::: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!
::::
:::: for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
:::: remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
:::: beer and barley wine.
:::
::: id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
::: lips freely.
::
:: Bee Spit Wine.
:
: awesome stuff.
mead used to be brewed by monks, so I guess it must be good ****.
those guys had to have summat to compensate for celibacy and vows of
silence.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead.
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"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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