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"Noodles Jefferson" wrote in message
...
In article , dave hillstrom
took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 20:31:54 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:20:23 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
got double secret probation because:

In article , Aratzio took
the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 19:39:20 -0400, dave hillstrom
got
double secret probation because:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 16:22:55 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:28:12 -0400, dave hillstrom
got
double secret probation because:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 15:05:24 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:20:45 -0400, dave hillstrom
got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:48:33 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:09:41 -0400, dave hillstrom
got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:27:37 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:48:59 -0700, Juan Tootreego
transparently proposed:

In article ,
says...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom

transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom

transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve
Leyland"
d
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm
afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:

"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it
didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve
Leyland"
:
got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm
afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following
address:
:: "Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry
it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave
hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: ,
Aratzio
:::: humped my leg
thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave
hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg
thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave
hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: ,
PJR
:::::::: humped my leg
thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg

::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article
, Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put
in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next
question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of
them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so
enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I
do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking
oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather
mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal
makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would
die.

Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee
Spit Wine.

Maybe if we could get Robert Mondavi to cook some up?

Mondavi is far overrated.

wine snob. we need to take you out back and get you drunk on
thunderbird
and boons farm products. maybe feed you pig knuckles and
okra. see what
the **** you have to say THEN, mister high and mighty silicon
valley boi.

Not snob, just good taste.As a young man with no taste I might
have
indulged you.

bounces a piece of okra offa yer cranium

That would be as close to eating Okra as I would get. No matter
how
much Mondavi Cab you pour down me.

what if it was candied?

smothered in chocolate, nope

chitlins?

pone

When did this become "Let's make trippy vomit" day?

Hominy Grits, fried in bacon grease with boiled turnip greens.

and a side of tenderized snake fillets.

with two or three slices of sweet potato pie and molasses for desert.

I'm going to punch you all the nose.

Take your evil foodstuffs and begone!

What 'food' from a sock makes you fully exhibit your needy nature?

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

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