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Kadaitcha Man
 
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Steve Leyland, , the
distorted, bulimic delinquent, and dealer in used Arab's underpants,
grouched:
Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address: "dave
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.


mead used to be brewed by monks, so I guess it must be good ****.
those guys had to have summat to compensate for celibacy and vows of
silence.


No. It's the other way around - the mead made them impotent so they chose to
keep quiet about it.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
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required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
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MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia;
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tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation,
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serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
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Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.


id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.


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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:04:27 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "dave
hillstrom"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
: , Aratzio
: humped my leg thusly:
:
:: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
:: got double secret probation because:
::
::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
::: , "Steve Leyland"
::: humped my leg
::: thusly:
:::
:::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::::
"Aratzio"
:::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::::
::::: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
::::: got double secret
::::: probation because:
:::::
:::::: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::::::
"Aratzio"
:::::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
:::::: out.
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , Aratzio
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::::::
:::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::
::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::::::: , PJR
:::::::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: In article , Steve
:::::::::::::: Leyland writes...
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
:::::::::::: drinks?
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::::::
:::::::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::::::
::::::::: Can we make beer?
::::::::
:::::::: i didnt ask yew.
:::::::
::::::: oak kay.
::::::
:::::: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
:::::: oats.
:::::
::::: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!
::::
:::: for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
:::: remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
:::: beer and barley wine.
:::
::: id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
::: lips freely.
::
:: Bee Spit Wine.
:
: awesome stuff.

mead used to be brewed by monks, so I guess it must be good ****.
those guys had to have summat to compensate for celibacy and vows of
silence.


brewin monks rawk dewd.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
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On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.


My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.


Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005


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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


awesome stuff.


My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.


dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.


Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace


thats six, though. 6-spice.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
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Aratzio
 
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On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
d humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.


My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.


dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.


Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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Aratzio
 
Posts: n/a
Default Tests!

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:12:36 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:33 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
transparently proposed:

Aratzio, , the muddleheaded, streaming tampon, and
wigmaker, secreted:
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
humped my leg
thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
got double secret
probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work
out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article , Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical
drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my
oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to
remember staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat
beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my
lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

Ooooh. I'll share my mead secret with you. If you ever get around to making
some of it, add a tablespoon of speculaaskruiden to the brew:

http://users.erols.com/stevepem/Cook...aaskruiden.htm

Quode vide:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=speculaaskruiden

Absolutely ****ing beautiful.


Looks like asian 5-spice mix with Cinnamon & Cloves. I hate 5-spice.
# powdered coriander
# allspice
# aniseed
# powdered ginger
# powdered cardamon
# mace


thats six, though. 6-spice.


"Looks like" != "Same As"

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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dave hillstrom
 
Posts: n/a
Default Tests!

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:26:55 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve Leyland"
id humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: got double secret
: probation because:
:
:: Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
::
"Aratzio"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave hillstrom
::: got double secret probation because:
:::
:::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
:::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::: , Aratzio
:::: humped my leg thusly:
::::
::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::: got double secret probation because:
:::::
:::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
:::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::: , PJR
:::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::
::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave hillstrom
::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::
:::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
:::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
:::::::: , PJR
:::::::: humped my leg thusly:
::::::::
::::::::: On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
::::::::: wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
:::::::::
:::::::::: In article , Steve Leyland
:::::::::: writes...
::::::::::
::::::::::: Tests!
::::::::::
:::::::::: Cabbages!
:::::::::
::::::::: Pluralities!
::::::::
:::::::: what about those little umbrellas they put in tropical drinks?
:::::::
::::::: I think they ought to be stamped on. Next question?
::::::
:::::: oats. oats & barley. what do you think of them?
:::::
::::: Can we make beer?
::::
:::: i didnt ask yew.
:::
::: oak kay.
::
:: nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so enjoy having my oats.
:
: BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although I do seem to remember
staggering home on several occasions after drinking oat beer and barley
wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is) rather mead pass my lips
freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal makes the stuff.
I'll stick to my beer and red wines, thank you.


dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would die.


Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh Bee Spit Wine.


just making sure.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
 
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