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Capt. Rob October 20th 05 12:25 PM

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From a practical standpoint, a swim platform can be of great use.

1) Great place to swim from.
2) Great place to board a dinghy
3) Great place to just sit and get the toes wet.
4) Good for mounting a radar clear of the working deck.

It's just pathetic to have a sealed reverse transom these days. The
space is almost always wasted. Boarding seas aft are hardly a factor
for the coastal cruising most of us do. A swim platform is a MUST!


RB
Beneteau 35s5
NY


Scotty October 20th 05 12:44 PM

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"Swab Rob" wrote
From a practical standpoint, a swim platform can be of great

use.

1) Great place to swim from.



Brilliant deduction!


Is a fishing boat a great place to fish from?





Capt. Rob October 20th 05 01:02 PM

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1) Great place to swim from.



Brilliant deduction!

Is a fishing boat a great place to fish from?


No, not always. Depends on the type of fishing you're doing and the
boat used. You don't use a Bass boat for deep sea. Your ignorance on
ALL topics appears to have no bounds.

RB


Capt.Mooron October 20th 05 01:12 PM

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Bob, just a question... would you swim in LIS?

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
From a practical standpoint, a swim platform can be of great use.


1) Great place to swim from.
2) Great place to board a dinghy
3) Great place to just sit and get the toes wet.
4) Good for mounting a radar clear of the working deck.

It's just pathetic to have a sealed reverse transom these days. The
space is almost always wasted. Boarding seas aft are hardly a factor
for the coastal cruising most of us do. A swim platform is a MUST!


RB
Beneteau 35s5
NY




Capt. Rob October 20th 05 01:18 PM

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Bob, just a question... would you swim in LIS?


Of course...as millions of people have and continue to do. It's one of
the cleanest bodies of water due to it's daily "flushing." Pollution
factors are in the sediment...and a serious problem. The water is
generally fine and better than the beaches where god-knows-what washes
up. I know this well as I have previously been a member of the Great
Gull Island project and monitor closely their yearly reports from the
Museum of Natural History.

RB


Bob Crantz October 20th 05 04:25 PM

Swim Platforms
 
I used to swim at Sunken Meadow.


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bob, just a question... would you swim in LIS?


Of course...as millions of people have and continue to do. It's one of
the cleanest bodies of water due to it's daily "flushing." Pollution
factors are in the sediment...and a serious problem. The water is
generally fine and better than the beaches where god-knows-what washes
up. I know this well as I have previously been a member of the Great
Gull Island project and monitor closely their yearly reports from the
Museum of Natural History.

RB




Jonathan Ganz October 20th 05 06:52 PM

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In article ,
Scotty wrote:



"Swab Rob" wrote
From a practical standpoint, a swim platform can be of great

use.

1) Great place to swim from.



Brilliant deduction!


Is a fishing boat a great place to fish from?


Not if it's sitting on the hard.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



Joe October 20th 05 07:03 PM

Swim Platforms
 
6) Great to cull shrimp
7) Great to learn how to barefoot ski
8) Great boarding area for pirates
9) Great place to put the rugrat when he don't stop crying
10) Great waste of space
11) Great place to store 3 huge oversized pink tit looking rubber baby
bumper fenders made for lubber who smash into the docks.

Joe


Scotty October 20th 05 10:53 PM

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"Swab Rob" stupidly wrote ...
1) Great place to swim from.


Brilliant deduction!

Is a fishing boat a great place to fish from?


You don't use a Bass boat for deep sea.



Really! Well, golllllllllly, what would you use a BASS boat
for?





Capt. Rob October 20th 05 11:01 PM

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You don't use a Bass boat for deep sea.

eally! Well, golllllllllly, what would you use a BASS boat
for?


Better bass response.


RB


Capt. Rob October 24th 05 10:32 AM

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It's a totally idiotic place to board a dinghy if there's any seaway at

all.


Yup, it's also a bad place to board after swimming or MOB because the
stern can slam down and kill a person. But in most conditions in the
LIS it's a great feature. And Peter, you're an idiot to even both
making such an obvious point!

RB


Peter Wiley October 24th 05 12:07 PM

Swim Platforms
 
In article KQL5f.38017$S4.10396@edtnps84, Capt.Mooron
wrote:

Bob, just a question... would you swim in LIS?

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
From a practical standpoint, a swim platform can be of great use.


1) Great place to swim from.
2) Great place to board a dinghy


It's a totally idiotic place to board a dinghy if there's any seaway at
all.

Not an issue for Bob, of course. Then again I can't see the use of a
swim platform to him either.

PDW

Scotty October 24th 05 01:07 PM

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--
"Swab Rob" wrote
And Peter, you're an idiot to even both
making such an obvious point!



Could somebody diagram this sentence for me?

Scotty



Capt. Rob October 24th 05 01:33 PM

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And Peter, you're an idiot to even both
making such an obvious point!



Could somebody diagram this sentence for me?


I wonder who else couldn't figure out that the typo was "Bother." I
expect most 3rd grade graduates could figure it out, leaving Scotty
well out of the loop....again!


RB
C&C 99
NY


Peter Wiley October 25th 05 09:13 AM

Swim Platforms
 
In article , Scotty
wrote:

--
"Swab Rob" wrote
And Peter, you're an idiot to even both
making such an obvious point!



Could somebody diagram this sentence for me?


Why bother? Assume it's produced by a moron and semantic content == 0.

Bobby is pretty funny, the way he scrabbles to recover from self
inflicted stupidity. But it's a one trick show.

I've done boardings of foreign fishing vessels in Australia's waters
way offshore, in IRB's, from larger ships where we had to
launch/recover the IRB in sometimes quite large swell. Swim platforms
and the like are for tourists who putz about in sheltered waters.
That's why one is perfect for Bob.

PDW

Capt. Rob October 25th 05 10:34 AM

Swim Platforms
 
I've done boardings of foreign fishing vessels in Australia's waters
way offshore, in IRB's, from larger ships where we had to


Bwahahaha! What a phoney! Do tell us how this relates to a sailboat in
the Long Island Sound!!!! I guess you must mean that swim platforms
never can come in handy!
Flash! This report in from Peter: Masts can cause problems with low
bridges!!!! Contact him for more important details!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

RB


Capt. Rob October 25th 05 10:36 AM

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Swim platforms
and the like are for tourists who putz about in sheltered waters.


Hmmm....most sailors on the LIS sail there because it's a great place
to sail. They also live there. Tourists? Does Peter know anything?

RB


Scotty October 25th 05 12:22 PM

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--
"Swab Rob" wrote

Bwahahaha! What a phoney! Do tell us how this relates to a

sailboat in
the slip!






Thom Stewart October 25th 05 09:50 PM

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___relates to a sailboat in the slip;----

Lousy swimming in a slip:^) platform or not!!



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