Hey Steve,
You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like
Nobel Prize winners. You should offer your posting style to hospital
operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to
unconsciousness-inducing medications.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something
semi-intelligent. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three
guesses. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard,
some idiot starts typing? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so
little and knows it so fluently."

Joe