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ah April 17th 05 02:42 PM

Steve Leyland wrote:
Joe wrote:
: Sound small?
:
: Here this will suit you :
: Steve Retard Leyland
: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
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: http://www.radioxanadu.tk
:
:
: =^MEOW MEOW THE DICK SUCKING ARMY^=
:
:
: Sacred cows make the best burgers. Huh you like the burgers that fly
: west then green smelling dudu's
: ==============================�================= =============�==========
:
: My suggestion is to completely study Leland. They are the
: greatest of cum. People like him have tried successfully in
: the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
: deep throte
: them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
: is to yell nasty names. And call me whore
: they have nothing.
:
:
: jg, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
: ==============================�================= =============�==========
:
: "Warning to all:
: Steve Leyland is a nice guy of the highest order. Study the
: geniousnow and forever. Even the briefest of searches on his past
: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been blessed.*please"
:
:
: bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
: ==============================�================= =============�==========
:
: "This sig is so coolination of all that is good and right about
: usenet.
:
: Do the entire world a favor and REPOST YOURSELF ON USENET ALTOGETHER,
: Genious."
:
:
: miguel, scankey whore for the meow army
: ==============================�================= =============�==========
:
: "WILL u please
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:
: projectile turds click, The Meow Army
: ==============================�================= =============�==========
:
: "I went to the ****pile of Hate,
: And saw what I never had seen;
: A Turd Steaming in the midst,
: Where I used to **** on my green.
:
:
: And the Steam of this Turd were like smoke
: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the steam;
: So I turned to the ****pile of Hate
: That so many foul Turds bore.
:
:
: And I saw it was filled with ****,
: And Flowers where tombstones should be;
: And worms and black clowns were walking their hounds,
: And binding with balls my joys and desires."
:
:
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: ==============================�================= =============�==========
:
: "When yo Momma has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
: retards from all places, creeps and coons shall put their faith in
: seeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
: as
: The Gay as Ganz
: Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of eggplants
:
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:
: There you go Nellie! That should be enough retarded assanine waste of
: space to make you think Im a really Big Man now..
:
: Right ?

heh. worked hard on that?
1st sign of being 0wn3d.


I'd say it took about 2 hours . . . that's 248234535 points for you!
--
ah

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Scotty April 17th 05 03:51 PM

"Slut Pilot" wrote

Katy was going to take her
grand daughter for sailing lessons, and I suggested she take them to

traffic
safety school so the dingbats would learn to look both ways before

crossing
the street.


And for that you are beneath contempt.

SV




Lady Pilot April 17th 05 08:28 PM


"Captain Lon" sniveled:

LP typed gingerly so as not to break her calcium deficient bones in her
bent fingers: I'm Capt. Neal's girlfriend

GIRLfriend? That's rich! More like oldbittyfriend.


As Joe would say, "jelious"? hahaaa. I'm a lot younger than katywails and
much cuter to boot. setting the hook

Would lady friend make you feel better about yourself?

LP



Lady Pilot April 17th 05 08:30 PM


"Scotty" wrote in message
...
"Slut Pilot" wrote

Katy was going to take her
grand daughter for sailing lessons, and I suggested she take them to

traffic
safety school so the dingbats would learn to look both ways before

crossing
the street.


And for that you are beneath contempt.

SV


Hey, katywails is the one that started the catfight! I just finished it.

You calling me a slut is beneath contempt.

LP



Lady Pilot April 17th 05 08:34 PM


"Steve Leyland"wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:
:
: So why should katysails report *me* because of Capt. Neal and
: katysails flamewar? Should my children lose their cable cartoon
: network and movie channels, not to mention playing games online with
: their friends and our phone service because I was defending myself
: with mere words in katysails instigated flamewar because she hated
: Capt. Neal? seriously, no one seems to be able to answer this
: question

IMHO the answer is no. she shouldn't be able to unless you committed real
net-abuse. mere words on a newsgroup don't qualify as that to any decent
admin who actually bothers to investigate complaints. KKKaty's method
seems
to be to send her unjustified whines from mutiple addresses to appear to
the
admin as if she isn't the only one, perhaps in the hope that the admin
will
see multiple complaints and TOS the account without checking out the
facts.


It's really sad to see people like katy haight and ganz wasting admins time
with frivilous abuse complaints.

LP



Scotty April 18th 05 01:44 AM

Would any sane person admit that?

SV


"Captain Lon" wrote in message
news:ots8e.45170$9i7.13647@trnddc04...
LP typed gingerly so as not to break her calcium deficient bones in

her bent
fingers: I'm Capt. Neal's girlfriend

GIRLfriend? That's rich! More like oldbittyfriend.





Scotty April 18th 05 01:47 AM

I'm just going by what neal told me.


"Slutty Pilot" wrote

You calling me a slut is beneath contempt.

LP





Scotty April 18th 05 01:47 AM

Sadder still to see you posting here.


"Lady Pilot" wrote

It's really sad to see people like katy haight and ganz wasting

admins time
with frivilous abuse complaints.

LP





Captain Lon April 18th 05 02:56 AM

LP typed as the hump on her back forced her to hunch over the keyboard:
Would lady friend make you feel better about yourself?


I will settle for old lady. That is fitting. Either that or very old lady.

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:mNy8e.19222$lv1.2747@fed1read06...

"Captain Lon" sniveled:

LP typed gingerly so as not to break her calcium deficient bones in her
bent fingers: I'm Capt. Neal's girlfriend

GIRLfriend? That's rich! More like oldbittyfriend.


As Joe would say, "jelious"? hahaaa. I'm a lot younger than katywails
and much cuter to boot. setting the hook

Would lady friend make you feel better about yourself?

LP




Captain Lon April 18th 05 01:51 PM

LP wrote: You calling me a slut is beneath contempt.


You are correct, LP. That is if you new nickname for Neal is "contempt".
Because we all know that you are the slut that is beneath him.

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:4Py8e.19231$lv1.8032@fed1read06...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
"Slut Pilot" wrote

Katy was going to take her
grand daughter for sailing lessons, and I suggested she take them to

traffic
safety school so the dingbats would learn to look both ways before

crossing
the street.


And for that you are beneath contempt.

SV


Hey, katywails is the one that started the catfight! I just finished it.

You calling me a slut is beneath contempt.

LP




Capt. Neal® April 18th 05 08:05 PM


"Scotty" wrote in message ...
I'm just going by what neal told me.


Sorry, but I don't believe in gossiping with anybody, let alone ignorant hillbillies from Plowville.

CN

Capt. Neal® April 18th 05 08:08 PM


"Scotty" wrote in message ...
Sadder still to see you posting here.


Then do your part. Since you've thrown your hat into the ring with KKKatysails, why not
do as KKKaty did and netKKKop LP? I'm sure Ganz would be happy to ASSist you in
composing the complaint letters.

CN

Scotty April 19th 05 01:09 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote


Then do your part. why not
do as I did and netKKKop LP?



Nah, I'm not like that.

SV



Artiste Mike April 19th 05 01:57 AM

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:40:34 +0000, Uni polished this turd:

Gary L. Burnore wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:47:55 GMT, "Scotty" top
posted like a ****ing moron and wrote:


Sadder still to see you posting here.



Then learn how to use a killfile, you littke ****ing pussy.


Yo, dingle-berry, stop cross-posting!!!!!

:-)

Uni



Hey toilet head, I fixed your subject headers.
--

Artiste Mike, The Extrodinary Perfessional Eng///Plunger


Artiste Mike April 19th 05 02:06 AM

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:57:31 -0400, Artiste Mike polished this turd:

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:40:34 +0000, Uni polished this turd:

Gary L. Burnore wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:47:55 GMT, "Scotty" top
posted like a ****ing moron and wrote:


Sadder still to see you posting here.


Then learn how to use a killfile, you littke ****ing pussy.


Yo, dingle-berry, stop cross-posting!!!!!

:-)

Uni



Hey toilet head, I fixed your subject headers.


ng header, [it was a long day]
Uni is a nitwit btw
--

Artiste Mike, The Extrodinary Perfessional Eng///Plunger


Admiral Halsey April 19th 05 05:43 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message


Nah, getting laid has nothing to do with katywails. He just got sick of
her insults and turned them back on her.


Um, okay. Sure. ;-)


You are a little confused here, Joe. Katy netcopped Capt. Neal at
indivual.net first, before he frogged her.


Um, okay. Sure. ;-)


So Neal invites the internets top retards to babble like mindless
locust a cast a plaque upon ASA.


Nope! They have told you and the group repeatedly why they are here.
You need to turn up your hearing aid.


Actually you admitted contacting them yourself.

LP


Ya know, LP, if you tell yourself these lies long enough, you'll even begin
to believe them.

Bull Halsey



Lady Pilot April 19th 05 05:48 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:
I'm just going by what neal told me.


Sorry, but I don't believe in gossiping with anybody, let alone ignorant
hillbillies from Plowville.


No worries, Capt. I've now become accustomed to Scotty's lies.

LP



Lady Pilot April 19th 05 05:49 AM


"Captain Lon" wrote:

LP wrote: You calling me a slut is beneath contempt.


You are correct, LP. That is if you new nickname for Neal is "contempt".
Because we all know that you are the slut that is beneath him.


Tsk, tsk. You are becoming more juvenile in your behavior, just like
Snotty.

LP



Admiral Halsey April 19th 05 05:51 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

I bet katywails knows what an idiot she's proven herself to be here.


What a shame that the other side of that catfight is not perceptive enough
to arrive at the same conclusion.


Bull Halsey



Captain Lon April 19th 05 09:50 AM

Lady Pilot wrote: Tsk, tsk. You are becoming more juvenile in your
behavior, just like
Snotty.



Ouch! Ok, I might forever be a sophomore, but don't compare me to.... well,
I can't even say it.

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:U509e.491$2X2.199@okepread06...

"Captain Lon" wrote:

LP wrote: You calling me a slut is beneath contempt.


You are correct, LP. That is if you new nickname for Neal is "contempt".
Because we all know that you are the slut that is beneath him.


Tsk, tsk. You are becoming more juvenile in your behavior, just like
Snotty.

LP




Lady Pilot April 21st 05 03:50 AM


"Captain Lon" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote: Tsk, tsk. You are becoming more juvenile in your
behavior, just like
Snotty.



Ouch! Ok, I might forever be a sophomore, but don't compare me to....
well, I can't even say it.


Okay. That was a little below the belt. I apologize.

LP



Lady Pilot April 21st 05 03:53 AM


"Admiral Halsey" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message


Nope! They have told you and the group repeatedly why they are here.
You need to turn up your hearing aid.


Actually you admitted contacting them yourself.


Contacting them? Bwaahwhahaaa!

Yes, I cross-posted the post of katywails claiming to reporting Neal and me.
Do you think one cross-post could have that much effect if it was nothing
more than a catfight? They couldn't care less about any flamewar.

LP



Admiral Halsey April 21st 05 06:22 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

"Admiral Halsey" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message


Nope! They have told you and the group repeatedly why they are here.
You need to turn up your hearing aid.


Actually you admitted contacting them yourself.


Contacting them? Bwaahwhahaaa!

Yes, I cross-posted the post of katywails claiming to reporting Neal and
me.
Do you think one cross-post could have that much effect if it was nothing
more than a catfight? They couldn't care less about any flamewar.

LP


You just don't get it, do ya. Feeling a bit thick these days, LP? Let me
attempt to explain.

No, they couldn't care less about your highly personal flamewar. But you
and Katy were at a Mexican standoff--neither was winning, rather you were
just tearing each other's hair out by the roots, accompanied by a lot of
screaming and hissing. So in order to gain an advantage, you used something
she did to rally the troops (miscreants, more likely) to your side to gang
up on Katy. Granted, turning someone in to their ISP is a fruitless move.
It accomplishes nothing. It was ill-conceived on Katy's part. But this
freedom of speech bull****? Get a job in the real world. It had nothing to
do with F of S--it was simply a move to clobber your opponent; something you
weren't able to do yourself. Your crossposting of her post did nothing more
than open the door to a insidious infection of Usenet trash. And while you
seem to have absolved yourself of any responsibility in this, you are the
one to blame, wholly and solely.

Both you and Katy acted in error. I don't know where she is these days, but
you're still here, attempting to blame her for your idiocy. If you're
really such a tough old broad, as you seem to imply with a lot of chest
(breast?) thumping, then stand on your own two feet and admit your mistakes.

Bull



Capt. Neal® April 21st 05 03:52 PM


"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message link.net...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

"Admiral Halsey" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message


Nope! They have told you and the group repeatedly why they are here.
You need to turn up your hearing aid.

Actually you admitted contacting them yourself.


Contacting them? Bwaahwhahaaa!

Yes, I cross-posted the post of katywails claiming to reporting Neal and me.
Do you think one cross-post could have that much effect if it was nothing more than a catfight? They couldn't care less about
any flamewar.

LP


You just don't get it, do ya. Feeling a bit thick these days, LP? Let me attempt to explain.

No, they couldn't care less about your highly personal flamewar. But you and Katy were at a Mexican standoff--neither was
winning, rather you were just tearing each other's hair out by the roots, accompanied by a lot of screaming and hissing. So in
order to gain an advantage, you used something she did to rally the troops (miscreants, more likely) to your side to gang up on
Katy. Granted, turning someone in to their ISP is a fruitless move. It accomplishes nothing. It was ill-conceived on Katy's
part. But this freedom of speech bull****? Get a job in the real world. It had nothing to do with F of S--it was simply a move
to clobber your opponent; something you weren't able to do yourself. Your crossposting of her post did nothing more than open the
door to a insidious infection of Usenet trash. And while you seem to have absolved yourself of any responsibility in this, you
are the one to blame, wholly and solely.

Both you and Katy acted in error. I don't know where she is these days, but you're still here, attempting to blame her for your
idiocy. If you're really such a tough old broad, as you seem to imply with a lot of chest (breast?) thumping, then stand on your
own two feet and admit your mistakes.

Bull



You just don't get it, do you Maxipad?

KKKaty bragged openly here that she's a netcop and further
proved it by sending multiple bogus complaints to my expired
NSP and to my present NSP.

Ganz denies being a netcop but proved he was a netcop by sending
multiple, bogus complaints to my NSPs.

The "insidious infection" is a natural result of KKKaty and Ganz'
self-inflicted wounds. LP is powerful but not powerful enough to awaken
a catnapping meow army. I am powerful but not powerful enough
to evoke the wrath of those who rightly hate netkkkops.

Idiots like you will never get over the fact that your so-called reality
Usenet is but a figment of your imagination. You will never admit to
yourself that you are impotent to control the contents of Usenet. You
will always hate those of us grounded in reality enough to accept the
fact that Usenet uses us and not the other way around.

Small minds such as you display are doomed to live a life of hatred
and bitterness because you look at your world and you see it isn't
what you'd like it to be and you're powerless to affect changes
that would make you happy because your happiness is based
on a bogus reality. You've shut your doors, closed your windows,
doubled up the filters on your air intake to the house, inserted
ear plugs, nose plugs, butt plugs, and masked your eyes. The only
thing left operating is your ability to run your mouths but, little
do you realize that which dribbles forth is pabulum, putrid and
half curdled. Why? Because your drivel is based exclusively
upon your own bias which results from filtering incoming
information from outside sources like the Internet that disturb
your infantile and false reality and you expend most of your effort
attempting to maintain a false status quo. In other words, you're
delusional, pathetic and self-centered. You have no life other than
a fictional life. Sad.

Denial of reality is futile!

Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It is my opinion that a man should not mince words just to
spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." -- Capt. Neal®


Captain Lon April 21st 05 04:23 PM






"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message
link.net...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

"Admiral Halsey" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

Nope! They have told you and the group repeatedly why they are here.
You need to turn up your hearing aid.

Actually you admitted contacting them yourself.

Contacting them? Bwaahwhahaaa!

Yes, I cross-posted the post of katywails claiming to reporting Neal and
me.
Do you think one cross-post could have that much effect if it was
nothing more than a catfight? They couldn't care less about any
flamewar.

LP


You just don't get it, do ya. Feeling a bit thick these days, LP? Let
me attempt to explain.

No, they couldn't care less about your highly personal flamewar. But you
and Katy were at a Mexican standoff--neither was winning, rather you were
just tearing each other's hair out by the roots, accompanied by a lot of
screaming and hissing. So in order to gain an advantage, you used
something she did to rally the troops (miscreants, more likely) to your
side to gang up on Katy. Granted, turning someone in to their ISP is a
fruitless move. It accomplishes nothing. It was ill-conceived on Katy's
part. But this freedom of speech bull****? Get a job in the real world.
It had nothing to do with F of S--it was simply a move to clobber your
opponent; something you weren't able to do yourself. Your crossposting
of her post did nothing more than open the door to a insidious infection
of Usenet trash. And while you seem to have absolved yourself of any
responsibility in this, you are the one to blame, wholly and solely.

Both you and Katy acted in error. I don't know where she is these days,
but you're still here, attempting to blame her for your idiocy. If
you're really such a tough old broad, as you seem to imply with a lot of
chest (breast?) thumping, then stand on your own two feet and admit your
mistakes.

Bull



You just don't get it, do you Maxipad?

KKKaty bragged openly here that she's a netcop and further
proved it by sending multiple bogus complaints to my expired
NSP and to my present NSP.

Ganz denies being a netcop but proved he was a netcop by sending
multiple, bogus complaints to my NSPs.

The "insidious infection" is a natural result of KKKaty and Ganz'
self-inflicted wounds. LP is powerful but not powerful enough to awaken
a catnapping meow army. I am powerful but not powerful enough
to evoke the wrath of those who rightly hate netkkkops.

Idiots like you will never get over the fact that your so-called reality
Usenet is but a figment of your imagination. You will never admit to
yourself that you are impotent to control the contents of Usenet. You
will always hate those of us grounded in reality enough to accept the
fact that Usenet uses us and not the other way around.

Small minds such as you display are doomed to live a life of hatred
and bitterness because you look at your world and you see it isn't
what you'd like it to be and you're powerless to affect changes
that would make you happy because your happiness is based
on a bogus reality. You've shut your doors, closed your windows,
doubled up the filters on your air intake to the house, inserted
ear plugs, nose plugs, butt plugs, and masked your eyes. The only
thing left operating is your ability to run your mouths but, little
do you realize that which dribbles forth is pabulum, putrid and
half curdled. Why? Because your drivel is based exclusively
upon your own bias which results from filtering incoming
information from outside sources like the Internet that disturb
your infantile and false reality and you expend most of your effort
attempting to maintain a false status quo. In other words, you're
delusional, pathetic and self-centered. You have no life other than
a fictional life. Sad.

Denial of reality is futile!

Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It is my opinion that a man should not mince words just to
spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." -- Capt.
Neal®


Anyone else smell something funny in here?

--
Captain Lon

All your base are belong to us.



Martin Baxter April 21st 05 05:41 PM

Captain Lon wrote:



Anyone else smell something funny in here?



You mean like when Micheal Jackson says he has never had any cosmetic surgery?

Cheers
Marty


Thom Stewart April 21st 05 06:13 PM

Hey Sogue;

Would you care to refresh your "VIEWS" of the "Forgery vs Frogery"
again, now that it's going to a legal court of Law?

I have the l for the t saved. Wouldn't want to push a hot button (no
sir:^) ) but I do think intent to deceive will be brought out.

Just what where your explanations again? This could be an interesting
post (without an a)

I just may hang around for awhile on this one.

Ole ASA member Thom


Admiral Halsey April 22nd 05 12:18 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

You just don't get it, do you Maxipad?


And whom would that be?

KKKaty bragged openly here that she's a netcop and further
proved it by sending multiple bogus complaints to my expired
NSP and to my present NSP.

Ganz denies being a netcop but proved he was a netcop by sending
multiple, bogus complaints to my NSPs.

The "insidious infection" is a natural result of KKKaty and Ganz'
self-inflicted wounds. LP is powerful but not powerful enough to awaken
a catnapping meow army. I am powerful but not powerful enough
to evoke the wrath of those who rightly hate netkkkops.

Idiots like you will never get over the fact that your so-called reality
Usenet is but a figment of your imagination. You will never admit to
yourself that you are impotent to control the contents of Usenet. You
will always hate those of us grounded in reality enough to accept the
fact that Usenet uses us and not the other way around.

Small minds such as you display are doomed to live a life of hatred
and bitterness because you look at your world and you see it isn't
what you'd like it to be and you're powerless to affect changes
that would make you happy because your happiness is based
on a bogus reality. You've shut your doors, closed your windows,
doubled up the filters on your air intake to the house, inserted
ear plugs, nose plugs, butt plugs, and masked your eyes. The only
thing left operating is your ability to run your mouths but, little
do you realize that which dribbles forth is pabulum, putrid and
half curdled. Why? Because your drivel is based exclusively
upon your own bias which results from filtering incoming
information from outside sources like the Internet that disturb
your infantile and false reality and you expend most of your effort
attempting to maintain a false status quo. In other words, you're
delusional, pathetic and self-centered. You have no life other than
a fictional life. Sad.

Denial of reality is futile!

Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It is my opinion that a man should not mince words just to
spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." -- Capt.
Neal®


Defending the damsel in distress? Aiming to get laid again, eh Cappy?

Bull



Scotty April 22nd 05 12:30 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote

You just don't get it, do you Maxipad? I am crazy.

CN





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