Copied from rec.boats

Dear Bill,

Recently we received a complaint that you were in violation of Comc@st's
Terms of Service. Normally we do not get involved in Usenet complaints, but
in your case it warranted a follow up.

A Kevin Noble, claimed your were guilty of identity theft. I wish you would
slap the little cry baby upside the head and tell him to handle his problems
on his own. Does this kid actually think we have enough time to follow up
on all 99,338 newsgroups we keep in our server?. The last thing we need is
a pencil neck geek wasting our time with his email. Please handle this
yourself. We would recommend that you break his pencil neck. We are not
allowed to give out any personal information concerning this complaint. so
please do not click on this link.

http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cginb... 95A4231313203


Sincerely,

The abuse desk at Comc@st.

Capt. Neal® wrote:
: Copied from rec.boats
:
: Dear Bill,
:
: Recently we received a complaint that you were in violation of
: Comc@st's Terms of Service. Normally we do not get involved in
: Usenet complaints, but in your case it warranted a follow up.
:
: A Kevin Noble, claimed your were guilty of identity theft. I wish
: you would slap the little cry baby upside the head and tell him to
: handle his problems on his own. Does this kid actually think we have
: enough time to follow up on all 99,338 newsgroups we keep in our
: server?. The last thing we need is a pencil neck geek wasting our
: time with his email. Please handle this yourself. We would
: recommend that you break his pencil neck. We are not allowed to give
: out any personal information concerning this complaint. so please do
: not click on this link.
:
:
http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cginb... 95A4231313203
:
:
: Sincerely,
:
: The abuse desk at Comc@st.

lol.
It has actually occurred that netKKKops have been TOSed by their own ISPs
for frivolous abuse reporting.
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*"

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"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."

miguel, soc.singles
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"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying."

projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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