Dear Group,

I thank the belowmentioned for all for the accolades! I appreciate your
fear and awe of me. You are correct to recognize the power and
influence I command.

According to Thom Stewart, I , Capt. Neal, destroyed alt.sailing.asa.

Wally says I called in the troops and trashed the bar (group).
He says I'm a blatant rule-breaker. Heaven forbid!

John Cairns says Old Thom gives me way too much credit but
whines incessantly about my horrible disruptions to the group.

Scout claims I "brought these assholes here,", and am an "abusive controller."

Peter Wiley says I, Capt. Neal, '"Fractured the newsgroup," but he thinks
killfiling 60% of the group doesn't fracture it. Duh!

Red Cloud aka Binary Bill is claiming I'm responsible for the high cost of
his tampons.

Scotty says I'm pathetic but he's still obsessed with my posts.

Horvath covets my motorcycle and his woman covets me.

Maxprop says my "sort of BS is what turns Usenet into Uselessnet."
And he also says I'm "not worth a good, resounding fart, much less
consternation by others." But then, one must wonder why his constant
consternation?

Maxprop also wrote: that I found "it necessary to bombard the NG
with several hundred bull**** posts?" Boy, am I ever everywhere at once . . .

Yours truly wrote (and not a single netKKKop supporter could refute him)
that I'm a netKKKop poacher.

Lonny B, started his own discussion group to seek shelter from my
omnipresence, destruction, fracturing, bar trashing, disruption,
calling in the troops, etc.

Haight and Ganz are shaking in their pumps, getting bitch-slapped
for their netKKKopping and it's ALL MY DOING. I even coerced
LP into doing my bidding.

Yes, sir. This all makes me the most powerful man on the newsgroup,
if not the planet.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
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"It is my opinion that a man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or
the ignorant." -- Capt. Neal