LP,

You are no sailor. And, thanks to you, this is no sailing newsgroup.

To be more accurate:
In fairness, this has really never been a sailing newsgroup. It is sort of
like the bar where sailors get rowdy after a race, get a little drunk, chase
after the two whores that are hanging around, and get into fisticuffs over
'important' things like politics or religion. Now, it is becoming not even
that, thanks to you, your behaviour, and what you are bringing to this
newsgroup.

As far as your sailing abilities, well, we know you went sailing with the
great Capt. Neal. And we know the good captain's views on a woman's place
on a well run vessel. Therefore, you might of thought you were 'sailing'
with him, but actually you were doing the cooking, cleaning, waxing the
sole, bailing the bilges, and other women's work on board. You, old lady,
are no sailor. Your value on a vessel is limited to your enjoying doing the
below jobs for the men on board.

Lonny B