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POD {Ò¿Ó} wrote:
: The phone rang while Steve Leyland was doing the ironing, resulting
: in the 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in
: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.
:
:: u wanna suck it and see, sonny?
:
: Suck a sig file? Won't that taste all pixelly??

avoidance noted. we -were- talking about my manhood, but you cowardly seem
to have snipped that bit.
I'm told by yer mum that it tastes salty.

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projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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Steve Leyland wrote:

POD {Ò¿Ó} wrote:
: The phone rang while Steve Leyland was doing the ironing, resulting
: in the 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in
: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.
:
:: u wanna suck it and see, sonny?
:
: Suck a sig file? Won't that taste all pixelly??

avoidance noted. we -were- talking about my manhood, but you cowardly seem
to have snipped that bit.
I'm told by yer mum that it tastes salty.


Your manhood cannot be seen without the aid of an electron microscope,
as is your brain, that's why you're an inane taxi driving **** with the
IQ of a spoon. :-)


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"PMD" wrote in message
Your manhood cannot be seen without the aid of an electron microscope, as
is your brain, that's why you're an inane taxi driving **** with the IQ of
a spoon. :-)


You really should consider posting to alt.sailing.asa................

Oh Wait......... never mind. :-)

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PMD wrote:
: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: POD {Ò¿Ó} wrote:
::: The phone rang while Steve Leyland was doing the ironing, resulting
::: in the 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in
::: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.
:::
:::: u wanna suck it and see, sonny?
:::
::: Suck a sig file? Won't that taste all pixelly??
::
:: avoidance noted. we -were- talking about my manhood, but you
:: cowardly seem to have snipped that bit.
:: I'm told by yer mum that it tastes salty.
::
:
: Your manhood cannot be seen without the aid of an electron microscope,
: as is your brain, that's why you're an inane taxi driving **** with
: the IQ of a spoon. :-)

uri geller bent your spoon, stalker-boi.

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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

If you got the words it does not mean you got the knowledge.
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."

miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying."

projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow


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The phone rang while Steve Leyland was doing the ironing, resulting in
the 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.

avoidance noted. we -were- talking about my manhood, but you cowardly
seem to have snipped that bit.
I'm told by yer mum that it tastes salty.


It was probably the mental suggestion that she was eating a shrimp, that
gave her the impression that it was salty

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Thank you kindly

POD {Ò¿Ó}
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Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.
If you ask me what proof I have for these words,
I say it is because I am the punishment of God.
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸ .·´¯`·.¸



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"POD {ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï ¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½" wrote:
The phone rang while Steve Leyland was doing the ironing, resulting in
the 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.

avoidance noted. we -were- talking about my manhood, but you cowardly
seem to have snipped that bit.
I'm told by yer mum that it tastes salty.


It was probably the mental suggestion that she was eating a shrimp, that
gave her the impression that it was salty


Aw, Gawd--MIBTY penis humo(u)r.
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ah

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The phone rang while ah was doing the ironing, resulting in the 3rd degree
burn to the ear, visible for all in
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.

Aw, Gawd--MIBTY penis humo(u)r.


And??? What is wrong with that? Men have done it since caveman days!

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Thank you kindly

POD {Ò¿Ó}
¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸ .·´¯`·.¸
Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.
If you ask me what proof I have for these words,
I say it is because I am the punishment of God.
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸ .·´¯`·.¸

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"POD {ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï ¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½" wrote:
The phone rang while ah was doing the ironing, resulting in the 3rd degree
burn to the ear, visible for all in
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.

Aw, Gawd--MIBTY penis humo(u)r.


And??? What is wrong with that? Men have done it since caveman days!


If you gotta talk about it . . . .
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