The phone rang while Steve Leyland was doing the ironing, resulting in
the 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.

avoidance noted. we -were- talking about my manhood, but you cowardly
seem to have snipped that bit.
I'm told by yer mum that it tastes salty.

It was probably the mental suggestion that she was eating a shrimp, that
gave her the impression that it was salty

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Thank you kindly

POD {Ò¿Ó}
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Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.
If you ask me what proof I have for these words,
I say it is because I am the punishment of God.
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
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