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Thom Stewart March 19th 05 03:08 AM

Old Folk(Cont)
 
Dropped the keyboard and hit send key

Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to
stay in one place very long, so we travel from joint to joint. After
such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!

PS The Preacher came by the other day. He said at my age I should be
thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do. All the time." No
matter where I am, in the parlor, in the kitchen or down in the
basement, I ask myself, "What am I HEREAFTER?

The end of part two.

Ole Thom


Scott Vernon March 19th 05 02:56 PM

Thom, today my Dad turns 80, we're having a birthday party tonight.

SV


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Dropped the keyboard and hit send key

Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like

to
stay in one place very long, so we travel from joint to joint. After
such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!

PS The Preacher came by the other day. He said at my age I should

be
thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do. All the time."

No
matter where I am, in the parlor, in the kitchen or down in the
basement, I ask myself, "What am I HEREAFTER?

The end of part two.

Ole Thom




Thom Stewart March 19th 05 04:20 PM

God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different. Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


katysails March 19th 05 08:45 PM

Hey, if we didn't like you, we wouldn't keep paying your Social Security...

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different. Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!




Maxprop March 20th 05 03:58 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

Hey, if we didn't like you, we wouldn't keep paying your Social
Security...


Like we have a choice . . .

Max



katysails March 20th 05 05:24 AM

shhhh..don't tell him that...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

Hey, if we didn't like you, we wouldn't keep paying your Social
Security...


Like we have a choice . . .

Max




Flying Tadpole March 20th 05 12:06 PM

Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and
bedamned if I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different. Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

Thom Stewart March 20th 05 02:43 PM

Hey guys, I paid my legal share for 38 years on SS, don't bitch because
I've lived long enough to get into the funds money.

I thank you all from the bottom of my "Stented Heart"

Ole Thom


katysails March 20th 05 02:46 PM

you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned if
I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different. Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm




Capt. Mooron March 20th 05 03:57 PM

I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn... I
can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for goods.
I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a coffee with
free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
..
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned if
I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different. Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm






katysails March 20th 05 04:04 PM

I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn... I
can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for goods.
I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a coffee with
free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned if
I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm








Capt. Mooron March 20th 05 04:35 PM

Fear not... I have a full head of hair... albeit thinning a bit on the
crown..... but nowhere near bald. It's been like that for years.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn... I
can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for
goods. I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a
coffee with free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned if
I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought
an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm









JG March 20th 05 07:00 PM

And, you haven't learned anything in all that time!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn... I
can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for goods.
I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a coffee with
free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned if
I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm








JG March 20th 05 07:01 PM

Bwahahaaaaa... male pattern baldness. But, wait.. in your case, that
wouldn't be applicable.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tDh%d.83217$fc4.81245@edtnps89...
Fear not... I have a full head of hair... albeit thinning a bit on the
crown..... but nowhere near bald. It's been like that for years.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn...
I can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for
goods. I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a
coffee with free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned
if I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we
mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought
an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than
you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm











Thom Stewart March 20th 05 08:30 PM

Tad,

Do you remember gasoline at 11 cents a gallon. Do you remember a new
Chevy or Ford for $6oo. Do you remember damn few people could afford to
by a new car.

We were born before Fm radio, television, frozen food, plastic,
polioshots, ball point pens,dishwashers, clothes driers, credit cards,
air conditioners, electric blankets, pantyhose, the PILL!

We could get 10 cent for a Saturday afternoon movie if we could find
enough empty soda bottle to take back to the grocery store for deposit.
( Made of glass)

ROCK Music was a Grandma's lullaby sung in a rocking chair

We knew gasoline, car tires, sugar, butter and meat rationing.

I remember unpaved road with three ruts in them. Two made by wagon
wheels and the middle one made by the horse

But WE SURVIVED!! If you remember life then you were born before WW2.
If you were TAD, then you are on our side of the GENERATION GAP!! You're
OLD

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart March 20th 05 08:35 PM

Kate;

That is a Blessing I'll miss. I'll never know Grandchildren. My line
ends with my Son and Daughter

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart March 20th 05 08:45 PM

Dave,

My IOU's have been more than "PAID IN FULL" many years ago. I've no
complaints, believe me and thank you.

Ole Thom


katysails March 20th 05 09:40 PM

Maybe you should consider Rogaine then so there is no further depletion...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tDh%d.83217$fc4.81245@edtnps89...
Fear not... I have a full head of hair... albeit thinning a bit on the
crown..... but nowhere near bald. It's been like that for years.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn...
I can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for
goods. I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a
coffee with free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned
if I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we
mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought
an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than
you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm











JG March 20th 05 10:32 PM

Yeah, we wouldn't want him to end up like Neal!! Bald as an egg!
Bwahahahaaaaaaa

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Maybe you should consider Rogaine then so there is no further depletion...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tDh%d.83217$fc4.81245@edtnps89...
Fear not... I have a full head of hair... albeit thinning a bit on the
crown..... but nowhere near bald. It's been like that for years.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn...
I can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for
goods. I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a
coffee with free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned
if I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we
mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked
for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like
flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought
an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than
you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm













Capt. Mooron March 20th 05 11:36 PM

No thanks.... I don't take medication unless it's absolutely required.
Maybe an aspirin once or twice a year. I rarely get headaches, maybe once
every five years.... I don't take meds for that either. If the hair wants
to go.. let it.

Anyway... I shave myself bald twice a year as it is.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Maybe you should consider Rogaine then so there is no further depletion...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tDh%d.83217$fc4.81245@edtnps89...
Fear not... I have a full head of hair... albeit thinning a bit on the
crown..... but nowhere near bald. It's been like that for years.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for popcorn...
I can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10 cents for
goods. I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10 cents for a
coffee with free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned
if I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we
mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked
for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like
flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel brought
an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than
you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://music.download.com/timfatchen
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm













DSK March 21st 05 12:52 AM

(Thom Stewart) said:
I've lived long enough to get into the funds money.



Dave wrote:
What funds money? It's already been spent. You're just collecting on IOUs.


Yep.

The IOUs happen to be Treasury bonds, the most secure investment in the
world; also the financial instrument that makes defeicit spending possible.

So- there are two good reasons to drop this particular line of malarkey.

DSK


DSK March 21st 05 02:18 AM

What funds money? It's already been spent. You're just collecting on IOUs.


Yep.

The IOUs happen to be Treasury bonds, the most secure investment in the
world; also the financial instrument that makes defeicit spending possible.



Dave wrote:
Not quite. He's collecting on the IOUs represented by the guvmint's promise
to pay SS benefits.


???

Since when is that an IOU? It seems pretty straightforward to me... Thom
is qualified for SS benefits, they give him the money. No IOUs involved,
unless you think President Bush is deliberately lying when he says he's
not going to cut current benefits due.



..... Since we're paying more in in SS taxes than the
amount going out, the guvmint is spending the rest of the money


Whoa right there. "The guv'mint" isn't "spending the money." It is
paying out SS benefits... which covers a lot more than just retirees,
BTW. While the SS excess has been used for decades to mask the true size
of the deficit, the gov'mint is NOT spending SS money on other things
and it never has.

... and giving
IOUs for it in the form of bonds.


Yep... as I said, Treasury bonds, the most secure investment available
*and* the means for Bush's deficit financing.

... Once the money being paid by us working
stiffs isn't enough to pay out the current benefits, the guvmint will (it is
hoped) start paying off the bond IOUs from some combination of income taxes
on working stiffs and the proceeds of issuing more bond IOUs, so it can use
that money to pay the SS IOUs.


What a tangled web you try to weave. Why are you worried about the U.S.
government defaulting on it's debt obligations? If that does happen 1-
it will largely be because of extremely irresponsible fiscal policy by
the Bush/Cheney crowd and 2- we'll all have much worse problems, as US
default is likely to bring on a world wide economic crisis.


It's a scheme worthy of Enron.


I thought you claimed Ken Lay wasn't guilty of anything?

DSK


katysails March 21st 05 02:32 AM

You don't take Rogaine...you spray it on your scalp...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qOn%d.80155$i6.40582@edtnps90...
No thanks.... I don't take medication unless it's absolutely required.
Maybe an aspirin once or twice a year. I rarely get headaches, maybe once
every five years.... I don't take meds for that either. If the hair wants
to go.. let it.

Anyway... I shave myself bald twice a year as it is.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Maybe you should consider Rogaine then so there is no further
depletion...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tDh%d.83217$fc4.81245@edtnps89...
Fear not... I have a full head of hair... albeit thinning a bit on the
crown..... but nowhere near bald. It's been like that for years.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm so sorry that alopecia hit you so early! Have you tried Rogaine?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:14h%d.83201$fc4.22793@edtnps89...
I can remember a nickel admission for a movie and 5 cents for
popcorn... I can remember when the Five&Dime only charged 5 cents to 10
cents for goods. I can remember 50 cents for a pack of smokes and 10
cents for a coffee with free refills.

I'm going to be 50 this year..... I don't even have one grey hair
yet!

CM
.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
you a grandpappy...you dat old...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Geez THom, all that was true when I was growing up too, and bedamned
if I'm _that_ old!

Thom Stewart wrote:
God Bless Him Scotty,

Us old *******s are really from a different time, good or bad, who
knows? It is what makes us different and we know we are different.
Can't
help it. We do appreciate the love shown us

We come from a time when cigarette smoking was OK. In our day we
mowed
grass. It wasn't worth $100 / ounce. Aids were people that worked
for
free.

Fast food meant fish on Friday. We didn't know about instant
coffee.

TIME-SHARING meant moments together, like your Dad's Birthday
Party.
Hardware meant stuff from a Hardware Store. Software was like
flannel
PJ's and slippers.

Made in Japan meant junk.

Making Out meant you had a job that paid the bills. A nickel
brought an
ice cream cone, a big bar of candy, a telephone call even a postage
stamp with change.

Your Dad and I are SURVIVORS from another time so celebrate his
Birthday
and overlook the "Generation Gap" We can't help it any more than
you!

Ole Thom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


--
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Flying Tadpole March 21st 05 04:20 AM

OK: to set the scene, no, I was post WWII but still within the
wrong half of the 20th Century. SO:

Thom Stewart wrote:
Tad,

Do you remember gasoline at 11 cents a gallon.


No, but I remember it at 25 cents: plus 5c for the oil to run my
2-stroke DKW.

Do you remember a new
Chevy or Ford for $6oo. Do you remember damn few people could afford to
by a new car.


I have vague memories of a RUgby, and a 30's Vauxhall, but the
first car we had was second-hand, when I was 14...

We were born before Fm radio,

Yep

television


That arrived when I was 11/12
, frozen food, plastic,

Yep
polioshots,

My brother had polio. Kids my age in calipers were common. Most
of them died young.
ball point pens,

Steel nibs and inkwells at school
dishwashers, clothes driers, credit cards,
26 y.o., 40y.o. 32 y.o.
air conditioners,

Still don't have one of those (other than in the car)
electric blankets,

No, they were around for all I can remember
pantyhose, the PILL!
They weren't around when I first became interested in females;
they were once I was able to do something about my
interests...one was great but the other was a real nuisance; do
you think that was intentional?

We could get 10 cent for a Saturday afternoon movie if we could find
enough empty soda bottle to take back to the grocery store for deposit.
( Made of glass)

Still was that in the 50's. Hey, 1/3 (=12 cents) bought: a pie
or pastie for lunch, with a buttered fruit bun, and a bottle of
Coke, and a couple of biscuits for morning recess.

ROCK Music was a Grandma's lullaby sung in a rocking chair

Heh: I didn't find out about rock music till I was 13...

We knew gasoline, car tires, sugar, butter and meat rationing.

NOW you're making me feel younger. None of the above

I remember unpaved road with three ruts in them. Two made by wagon
wheels and the middle one made by the horse

Unpaved roads stretching for hundreds of miles are still a big
part of my life. Re the horses: no, no ruts, but horses used for
inner-city milk and bread deliveries, yes.

But WE SURVIVED!! If you remember life then you were born before WW2.
If you were TAD, then you are on our side of the GENERATION GAP!! You're
OLD

NO I'm not! All the above just demonstrates how much longer the
same sort of existence continued.

Some things to add:
GOing to school a few miles down the line by steam train, usually
pulled out by a 4-6-0, sometimes tender first, occasionally by
bigger steam (depending on what was on the roster) and the return
trip in a Brill car.

Riding the four-wheeler streetcars on holidays in Ballaarat.

Watching as a kid the coaster ketches Stormbird and Hawk (the
former lost--in a typhoon in the SOuth CHina Sea, from
memory--the latter still going strong as a gentleman's yacht,
back to her original rig of a Revenooer Schooner) being loaded
with bagged wheat at Edithburgh, the wharfies riding the brakes
of the little fourwheel rail trucks as they went down the slope
to the jetty (and a horse to pull empty trucks back up to the
wheat stacks on the low clifftop).

As a teenager fishing on the Port Adelaide breakwater, watching
one of the last trading 3-masted schooners sailing in: no
topmasts but still with a jib and forestaysail set. And that last
was mid 1960s.


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Thom Stewart March 21st 05 04:47 AM

CM,

Sorry, 50 cents a packet makes you a kid. Go back to when they were 15c
& 20c and there weren't any vending machines.

Damn Kids don't "Remember When" I bet you don't even remember when
"Lucky Strike Green Went to War!" Do you know that Lucky Strikes use to
come in a green pack? They were one of the 20c packs

Ole Thom.




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Vito March 21st 05 01:14 PM

"Dave" wrote
IOUs for it in the form of bonds. Once the money being paid by us working
stiffs isn't enough to pay out the current benefits, the guvmint will (it

is
hoped) start paying off the bond IOUs from some combination of income

taxes
on working stiffs and the proceeds of issuing more bond IOUs, so it can

use
that money to pay the SS IOUs.


Yup. Good old RR, king of the neocons, ran up huge deficites and threw a
party, just like GWB is doing right now. They call it prosperity.
Conservatives call it madness. Democrats under Clinton tried to fix the mess
but he got a BJ and that's alot worse than putting us $trillions in debt. So
when your SS taxes no longer pay benefits, then there will have to be a big
tax increase to pay the bills from RR's party - and it won't be on the rich.
Later on your kids will get to pay for GWB's fun. But the people of Iraq
will have been made free to elect an Iranian style democracy. Enjoy the
party ....



DSK March 21st 05 03:13 PM

Whoa right there. "The guv'mint" isn't "spending the money." It is
paying out SS benefits... which covers a lot more than just retirees,
BTW. While the SS excess has been used for decades to mask the true size
of the deficit, the gov'mint is NOT spending SS money on other things
and it never has.



Dave wrote:
Let me get this straight. The guvmint takes more in in SS taxes than it pays
out in SS benefits. It exchanges the extra money it takes in for bonds. Now
it has the money and the SS trustees have IOUs called bonds. So what do you
say it's doing with the money it exchanges for bonds? Putting it under the
Treasury Secretary's mattress until the bonds come due? I don't think so. It
uses the money to pay salaries, buy goods and services, etc.--things we
generally call "spending."


So it's a legal money-laundering scheme. It's still not the same as
spending the SS money, any more than I can claim I paid for my
neighbor's house because his mortgage is held by a bank in which I'm a
depositor.

You should be glad that the SS Trust Fund is buying Uncle Sam's IOUs (ie
Treasury bonds, the most secure investment possible). Otherwise Bush &
Cheney's deficit spending would have to be entirely financed by the
Japanese, Chinese, French, etc etc.

DSK


DSK March 21st 05 03:32 PM

I thought you claimed Ken Lay wasn't guilty of anything?


Dave wrote:
A few months ago I was more conversant with the ins and the outs of the
Enron fraud than I am now. Not sure I ever addressed Lay's culpability.
Certainly Andy Fastow was responsible for some accounting fraud, however.


Seems likely to me that the previous CFO was in on the gag too; if Lay
is guilty of nothing else he's is certainly guilty of fraud & conspiracy
to fraud.

I certainly don't know all the convoultions of SEC rules, but advising
other people to buy Enron stock when he himself was borrowing money from
Enron to buy optioned stock and immediately selling it, strikes me as
extremely fraudulent.

DSK


DSK March 21st 05 04:25 PM

You should be glad that the SS Trust Fund is buying Uncle Sam's IOUs (ie
Treasury bonds, the most secure investment possible). Otherwise Bush &
Cheney's deficit spending would have to be entirely financed by the
Japanese, Chinese, French, etc etc.



Dave wrote:
You have it just backwards, Doug.


I disagree.

... Think about it for a minute.


I have, for more than that, even.

... If you have a
pension from GM, and you're concerned about whether GM will have the money
to pay it, would you rather your pension fund be invested in GM promissory
notes, or promissory notes of a bunch of other solid companies which are
extremely unlikely to all fail at the same time?


Multiple companies, of course... but how is this relevant? For one
thing, no private company can print it's own money; for another, if
Uncle Sam defaults on our debt we will have a full-blown world-wide
economic crisis to worry about; for a third, Uncle Sam is already the
guarantor of all companies private pension plans already... in fact this
is another impending blow-up...


Congress already answered that question for private pension funds. Their
ability to hold employer securities is extremely limited. If we wanted a
secure investment for the SS money to be sure the money would be there,
rather than a smoke and mirrors system, we'd be lending the excess SS
payments to the Japanese, Chinese, French, Swiss, etc., not to the outfit
that owes the SS benefits anyway.


IMHO you're the one who has it backwards... why would the Japanese,
Chinese, French, Swiss, etc etc pay private US citizens retirement
benefits when they could default at no risk?

The way the current system is set up, default is *very* risky to the
borrower. This should give a great deal of reassurance to those
dependent on the proceeds of that debt.

DSK


Scott Vernon March 21st 05 04:54 PM


"Dave" wrote

But I
do remember seeing a tool in the basement for rolling your own that

dated
from WWII--I presume because the store-bought cigs were rationed.



that wasn't for tobacco, Dave.

Scotty




Thom Stewart March 21st 05 05:33 PM

Dave,

Here goes "Old Remember When" again.

I do believe that Roll Your Own was called a Target. They became popular
during WW2 when we were in the Armed Services. We could buy a pack of
Cig. for 5c. The tobacco companies weren't ready for that. The Civilian
supply became real short.

The story we got, when they upped production they couldn't get the
green paper because of all the "olive drab the military was using. We
all believed it was a cost cutting move to use white paper. Anyway, they
came out with a slogan; "Lucky Strike Green has gone to War" How could
we call them cheap after that?

Ah yes, I remember.

Ole Thom


Vito March 21st 05 06:15 PM

"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 08:14:41 -0500, "Vito" said:

Yup. Good old RR, king of the neocons, ran up huge deficites and threw a
party, just like GWB is doing right now. They call it prosperity.
Conservatives call it madness. Democrats under Clinton tried to fix the

mess

Sorry, Vito, but SS's problems antedate RR by quite some time. They're
inherent in the system's Ponzi scheme structure. Last time the Dems "tried
to fix the mess" was 1983, when they applied the usual Dem remedy of

raising
taxes.

I'm addressing deficit problems not SS problems, Dave. The SS Trust is just
one place RR and now Bush borrowed trillions. In about 10 years, the SS
Admin will have to begin recalling those bonds and taxpayers will have to
begin repaying those deficits. I'll prolly be dead. So I'll say thanks to
all you younger taxpayers who must now finance RR's "prosperity" - it was
quite a party! The Iraqis should thank you for financing their Iran-style
"democracy" too, but they prolly send suicide bombers instead.



DSK March 21st 05 07:28 PM

I certainly don't know all the convoultions of SEC rules, but advising
other people to buy Enron stock when he himself was borrowing money from
Enron to buy optioned stock and immediately selling it, strikes me as
extremely fraudulent.



Dave wrote:
Depends entirely on how much he knew of the fraudulent accounting.


Well, by the letter of the law, you're right, but golly gee didn't he
ever scan a statement of cash flows? Here he was borrowing money from a
company that was sinking... no, plummeting... so he could buy
underpriced stock to sell... while requiring his employees to buy it...
and publicly urging everyone else to buy also.

It may be that my "fraud-o-meter" is a bit too sensitive, but if I were
fool enough to have been burned by his shenanigans, I'd be thinking
about vigilante justice.


Some fault lies also in the U.S. accounting system that relies on rigid
rules to determine who is "at risk" for an asset, and the way those rules
are applied, rather than relying on the auditors to step back make some
judgment calls.


Sure, but that's why a lot of audit companies also have management
consulting contracts (a conflict of interest in many cases).

... Many of the problems would have occurred even if Enron's
partnership transactions had complied fully with the rules, because Enron's
"investment" in the Enron partnerships consisted entirely of Enron's own
stock.


Yep. I spotted that even before the crash, a friend of mine was riding
that train and thanks to my advice he didn't get burned as badly as he
might have.

... If the auditors had taken a big picture look at the entire structure
instead of focusing on technical rules, they should have concluded that the
structure was unsound.


Of course not... instead they were busy helping Enron flout the rules,
up to & including shredding documents after the crash finally came.

IMHO the accounting profession has to tighten things up quite a lot,
preferably within the context of professional behavior rather than laws.

DSK


DSK March 21st 05 07:54 PM

"Scott Vernon" said:
that wasn't for tobacco, Dave.



Dave wrote:
Back then it was, Scotty.


Gee Dave, you think nobody smoked marijuana before 1965?

It was legal up until the 1930s, and commonly used by women for
menstrual cramps. AFAIK they didn't use bongs though.

Growing hemp was also a defense industry... ropes for the Navy... in the
1800s there was a hemp plantation near New Bern. My my how times have
changed!

DSK


DSK March 21st 05 08:20 PM

Multiple companies, of course... but how is this relevant? For one
thing, no private company can print it's own money; for another, if
Uncle Sam defaults on our debt we will have a full-blown world-wide
economic crisis to worry about; for a third, Uncle Sam is already the
guarantor of all companies private pension plans already... in fact this
is another impending blow-up...



Dave wrote:
Very basic principle called diversification.


Sure... if we were talking about something other than a gov't program
holding excess funds in anticipation of disbursement, I'd agree. It
would even make sense to hold some percent in equities... if we were
talking about something else...

... One country can default. (Some
Latin American countries seem to do it regularly.) Chances of several
defaulting is much less.

As to the private pension situation, I'm not sure Javits got it right with
ERISA in setting up the guvmint insurance scheme, encouraging unions to
negotiate unsustainable defined benefit pension levels. Long-term, however,
it seems to be moving in the right direction by shrinking the defined
benefit universe and increasing the defined contribution universe.


Yep, but the bail-out... and the crash of some pension programs... is
going to hurt a lot of people. The political fall-out could be huge...
of course it could amount to nothing, also.


IMHO you're the one who has it backwards... why would the Japanese,
Chinese, French, Swiss, etc etc pay private US citizens retirement
benefits when they could default at no risk?



If our SS fund were holding their bonds, they would pay those bonds for the
same reason any country pays its bonds. If they don't, their borrowing
ability going forward is severely limited, whether that borrowing is from
our SS trustees or somebody else..


Except that we don't live in Japan. If Japan defaults, the Japanese
nation as a whole would suffer economic reverses. If Japan defaults
owing you or me money, we also suffer a loss.

It may be stated that holding solely US bonds in the SS Trust Fund is a
lack of diversification... but this ignores the point that SS is *not*
an investment. Advocates of President Bush's plan often overlook this
point... IMHO deliberately, in the same way they use derogatory phrases
like "empty promises" and "IOUs".

It also could be said that since US Treasuries are the safest & most
secure investment available, why would you want anything else in the SS
Trust Fund? The name is "security" not Social High Risk / High Return.
In fact (to repeat a point) Social Security doesn't *have* any "return."
And unlike Japan, Switzerland, etc etc, the US can always print money
and hand it out to beneficiaries if default looms. You'd look very cute
asking retirees to take part of their income in francs, part in yen, etc
etc.



The way the current system is set up, default is *very* risky to the
borrower. This should give a great deal of reassurance to those
dependent on the proceeds of that debt.



The question, of course, is whether you want to have one borrower that could
default, or several, none of whom represents the whole ball of wax.


We agree that diversification... as a general principle... is a very
good idea. This is a special case IMHO. A corollary BTW is that one
should always invest in the stock of a monopoly one is forced to do
business with.

DSK


Thom Stewart March 21st 05 08:47 PM

Doug,

Around 1942 I played Clarinet and doubled on Sax. With all the musicians
drafted we could pick up a couple of bucks playing gigs with the
traveling bands passing thru.

After one job I went to a party in the wee hours of the morning. After a
few drinks, the hostess brought out a silver tray of "Rolled Weed" I
was so sure the Cops would be crashing thru the door any minute. I
couldn't make my good byes fast enough. I was just a boy of 16 and sure
I was hooked after the first drag.

As Clinton said later, I didn't inhale

Ole Thom


DSK March 21st 05 10:36 PM

Gee Dave, you think nobody smoked marijuana before 1965?


Dave wrote:
I'm pretty damn sure it was extremely rare in the rural Midwest in 1940-45.


Rare? Yes. Nonexistent? No. Extremely rare? I guess that depends.

DSK


Joe March 21st 05 10:40 PM

Did you get the reffer madness?

Joe


DSK March 21st 05 11:00 PM

Dave wrote:
Doug, Nobody's holding any "excess funds."


Really?


... The money is collected from
workers and immediately goes out. Some pays benefits, and the rest is
"borrowed" by the outfit that's promising to pay future benefits in exchange
for its IOU, and is immediately spent.


And you're talking about accounting in another thread? Hoo boy.

You get things all backwards, and want to denigrate both the Treasury
(specifically) and the U.S. gov't (generally).

Nothing is "borrowed" from Social Security. Money collected from SS
taxes is either spent or invested in US treasury bonds... the most
secure investment possible. Maybe after I tell you this 15 times it will
begin to sink in.

That makes Social Security a lender, not a borrower.

This kind of repetitive & misleading crapola is why I am extremely
dubious about Bush's SS plan. Anything that relies on deceit & ignorance
to gain approval is *not* likely to be a good fiscal policy.

It doesn't matter to me personally, I am very unlikely to rely on Social
Security for more than a miniscule portion of my retirement income. But
it's reassuring to see the poll numbers for Bush's plan dropping...
maybe this is the one time he won't be able to fool a slim majority.


Yep, but the bail-out... and the crash of some pension programs... is
going to hurt a lot of people. The political fall-out could be huge...
of course it could amount to nothing, also.



To some extent it may.


One thing I meant is that this may be another item that President Bush
will shed some of his teflon coating.

... Most people don't understand that the full amount of
their accrued pension is not covered by the insurance. The problem is
declining, however, as more and more companies go to plans in which
employees have their own accounts.


Yep. If the problem holds off long enough, it will go away. But right
now it appears we haven't seen the peak yet.

... Of course they also take more market risk
in these accounts. Those kinds of plans are not covered by the guvmint
insurance.


You mean like individual 401Ks ;)


... If Japan defaults, the Japanese
nation as a whole would suffer economic reverses. If Japan defaults
owing you or me money, we also suffer a loss.



Whoever lent the Japanese government money, whether Japanese of not, would
suffer. In fact, just substitute the U.S. for Japan in the above and you see
just what I mean.


Yep. Except that Japan's economy is not as big as ours, and if Japan
defaulted it would not cause as much of a world wide crisis (more below).



It may be stated that holding solely US bonds in the SS Trust Fund is a
lack of diversification... but this ignores the point that SS is *not*
an investment. Advocates of President Bush's plan often overlook this
point... IMHO deliberately, in the same way they use derogatory phrases
like "empty promises" and "IOUs".



Taxpayers are parting with money today in the form of SS taxes, and
expecting to get something back in the future. Labeling it as an investment
or something else doesn't advance the analysis.


It also can be misrepresented that the individual paying SS taxes is
making an investment... which is absolutely not the case. SS is more
like an insurance plan... and guess what, insurance companies invest in
all kinds of things, including US bonds...


It also could be said that since US Treasuries are the safest & most
secure investment available, why would you want anything else in the SS
Trust Fund?



Ever hear of German gold bonds? I know where you can get a bunch of them.


You keep harping on this as though it wasn't your team that's running
the deficit up like a rocket. If the US gov't defaults, which I (and
99.9% of the sane world) consider extremely unlikely, then it will be
largely because of Bush & Cheney's deficits.

And (maybe after 15 times this will sink in too) if the US defaults,
then we will have a world crisis that will rival the Great Depression &
WW2 rolled into one.



And unlike Japan, Switzerland, etc etc, the US can always print money
and hand it out to beneficiaries if default looms. You'd look very cute
asking retirees to take part of their income in francs, part in yen, etc
etc.



If the US tries to solve the problem by simply printing money, I'd prefer
the francs, yen, etc.


If you'd swapped for Euros about 6 months ago, you'd be doing great.
However, if you hold US bonds and we decide to print our way out of
debt, you get cash. If your holding somebody elses bonds and they decide
to, you probably get nothing since you have to return the bonds to the
central bank of the country that issued them.

Bond history is interesting... at one point, a person I know acquired
some old Russian (by "old" I mean Tsarist) bonds... which he thought
were worthless. They were issued in face values of British pounds. But
the amount was large enough to be worth checking out, and glory be! He
got quite a nice payday because the Russian gov't at that time (just
after the Yeltsin takeover) was *very* interested in preserving it's
credit rating. Of course, not many years later, Russia played a con game
of forcing foreign holders of businesses in Russia to buy a new bond
issue, and then defaulted on them.


This is a special case IMHO.



"Special case" is the term one uses when he can't accept the proposition
that the rules governing all other cases suggest a different answer.


Except that I'm not the one trying to misrepresent Social Security, US
Treasury bonds, and the likelihood of US default.

DSK


DSK March 21st 05 11:01 PM

Thom Stewart wrote:
Doug,
Around 1942 I played Clarinet and doubled on Sax. With all the musicians
drafted we could pick up a couple of bucks playing gigs with the
traveling bands passing thru.

After one job I went to a party in the wee hours of the morning. After a
few drinks, the hostess brought out a silver tray of "Rolled Weed" I
was so sure the Cops would be crashing thru the door any minute. I
couldn't make my good byes fast enough. I was just a boy of 16 and sure
I was hooked after the first drag.

As Clinton said later, I didn't inhale

Ole Thom


Cool story. My nephew is playing the saxophone and getting into old jazz
& big band music. I hope he's also being smart like you.

Regards
Doug King



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