"Donal" wrote


Why don't you buy her a beer, ya cheap *******.

Because I am a cheap Irishman.
The kind of beer that I would buy would probably knock the average
American
unconscious.

Oh c'mon, it can't smell *that* bad.




Honestly? I'll be a bit sad.

Don't you have any other friends?


Yes, but none that make a salad as good as Haggy does.

Scotty