"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote


What about the other mast, doofus?

You really are a cruel *******! Why don't you give Haggie a break?


Why don't you buy her a beer, ya cheap *******.

Because I am a considerate sort of person.
The kind of beer that I would buy would probably knock the average American
unconscious. American's are not used to real beer.





IMHO, Haggy's restoration is a *real* sailing project. All the
regular
posters will be happy to see the boat sail again.


And you?


I'm with the regular posters on this. You????


Honestly? I'll be a bit sad.

Don't you have any other friends?



Regards

Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message

The kind of beer that I would buy would probably knock the average
American
unconscious. American's are not used to real beer.

I take it you haven't taken up Max on his recommendation of an American beer
called Samuel Adams? I asked for it at our local liquor store ... the clerk
laughed at me!!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I take it you haven't taken up Max on his recommendation of an
American beer
called Samuel Adams? I asked for it at our local liquor store ...
the clerk
laughed at me!!

Why, did you have that swizzle stick up your nose again?

SV

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I take it you haven't taken up Max on his recommendation of an
American beer
called Samuel Adams? I asked for it at our local liquor store ...
the clerk
laughed at me!!

Why, did you have that swizzle stick up your nose again?

No he started laughing as soon as I said "American Beer"....

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:TnO_d.65045$i6.6765@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I take it you haven't taken up Max on his recommendation of an
American beer
called Samuel Adams? I asked for it at our local liquor store ...
the clerk
laughed at me!!

Why, did you have that swizzle stick up your nose again?

No he started laughing as soon as I said "American Beer"....

Why, did you sttttttttttutter?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:TnO_d.65045$i6.6765@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I take it you haven't taken up Max on his recommendation of an
American beer
called Samuel Adams? I asked for it at our local liquor store ...
the clerk
laughed at me!!

Why, did you have that swizzle stick up your nose again?

No he started laughing as soon as I said "American Beer"....

Why, did you sttttttttttutter?

No.. but I might have slurred a bit... Doesh ya got ny merican beersh like
shamual adumsh ....
He looked at me.. said "Ya mean Samuel Adams... Ha Ha Ha ha Ha ha ha ..
Seriously? Heh Frank this guy is asking if we stock Samuel Adams..." to
which Frank replied with a laugh... " Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha.... get
serious, that's an American Beer, who'd want to drink that stuff?"

It was embarrassing..... I'm traumatized....

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote



Seriously? Heh Frank this guy is asking if we stock Samuel Adams..."
to
which Frank replied with a laugh... " Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha.... get
serious, that's an American Beer, what Canadjun can afford to drink
that stuff?"

It was embarrassing..... I'm traumatized....

CM


As well you should be.

"Donal" wrote


Why don't you buy her a beer, ya cheap *******.

Because I am a cheap Irishman.
The kind of beer that I would buy would probably knock the average
American
unconscious.

Oh c'mon, it can't smell *that* bad.




Honestly? I'll be a bit sad.

Don't you have any other friends?


Yes, but none that make a salad as good as Haggy does.

Scotty

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Donal" wrote


Why don't you buy her a beer, ya cheap *******.

Because I am a cheap Irishman.
The kind of beer that I would buy would probably knock the average
American
unconscious.

Oh c'mon, it can't smell *that* bad.




Honestly? I'll be a bit sad.

Don't you have any other friends?


Yes, but none that make a salad as good as Haggy does.


I've heard about the American dream. I didn't realise that lettuce played
such an important role.


Regards


Donal
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"Donal" wrote

Don't you have any other friends?


Yes, but none that make a salad as good as Haggy does.


I've heard about the American dream. I didn't realise that lettuce
played
such an important role.


There seems to be a lot you don't know.

Why is that?

Scotty