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Maxprop February 23rd 05 09:37 PM

Capt. Neal = Gilligan
 
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet. Hell,
for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as to whom
he really is. Al Gore?

Max



JG February 23rd 05 10:15 PM

Neal is many things, but he's not a sockpuppet. Neither is Gilligan. The
former posts under his real name, which shows some guts. Gilligan hides his
identity, which makes one wonder why.

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www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet.
Hell, for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as
to whom he really is. Al Gore?

Max




Gilligan February 24th 05 02:38 AM

Captain Neal's real name is Glen Milstead.



"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet.

Hell,
for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as to whom
he really is. Al Gore?

Max





katysails February 24th 05 03:28 AM

You'd all be really, really surprised if you knew who Gilly really is...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Captain Neal's real name is Glen Milstead.



"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to
throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet.

Hell,
for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as to
whom
he really is. Al Gore?

Max







Flying Tadpole February 24th 05 04:08 AM

So would Gilly!

katysails wrote:
You'd all be really, really surprised if you knew who Gilly really is...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...

Captain Neal's real name is Glen Milstead.



"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net...

Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to
throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet.


Hell,

for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as to
whom
he really is. Al Gore?

Max







--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://music.download.com/timfatchen

Maxprop February 24th 05 05:28 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message

So would Gilly!


Gilligan = Capt. Neal = Flying Tadpole = Glen Milstead = ???



Flying Tadpole February 24th 05 09:33 AM



Maxprop wrote:
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message


So would Gilly!



Gilligan = Capt. Neal = Flying Tadpole = Glen Milstead = ???



Maxprop feels beside himself (his favourite position), but alas,
there's no-one there...

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
http://www.ace.net.au/schooner
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

Scout February 24th 05 06:43 PM

Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does not
know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often misunderstood
privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for enjoying the same
benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the possibility that he is
not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet.
Hell, for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as
to whom he really is. Al Gore?

Max




Capt. Neal® February 24th 05 07:05 PM

As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message ...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does not
know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often misunderstood
privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for enjoying the same
benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the possibility that he is
not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout



Scout February 24th 05 07:26 PM

Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you are
a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and you
were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living on
the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A sailor
inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout





Capt. Mooron February 24th 05 09:16 PM

Sewage.....

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout





katysails February 24th 05 11:43 PM

Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked, several
of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this and saved
you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and you
were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout







Bart Senior February 24th 05 11:54 PM

There are differences--

Gillian is a Ham radio operator. Capt Neal is a HAM

"Maxprop" wrote
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to throw
us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock puppet.
Hell, for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's guess as
to whom he really is. Al Gore?




Scout February 24th 05 11:57 PM

You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now, as I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra, only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout








katysails February 25th 05 12:00 AM

Stop insulting pigs like that...

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
...
There are differences--

Gillian is a Ham radio operator. Capt Neal is a HAM

"Maxprop" wrote
Mr. Milstead disappears whenever the Captain returns and begins to post
prolifically. Oh, they have an overlap post or two in an attempt to
throw us off, but Glen is not fooling anyone. Capt. Neal is a sock
puppet. Hell, for that matter, Glen probably is one too. It's anyone's
guess as to whom he really is. Al Gore?






katysails February 25th 05 12:01 AM

Oh, go ahead...crush the whole damn thing...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now, as I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra, only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get
one more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good
for this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout










Gilligan February 25th 05 01:28 AM

If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now, as I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra, only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get

one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding

living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old

guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call

others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good

for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider

than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,

does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout










JG February 25th 05 03:16 AM

Mooron's?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:05:30 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


Peter Reader

BB



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not
know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood
privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for enjoying the
same
benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the possibility that he
is
not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout





JG February 25th 05 03:17 AM

Neal's just stupid.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and you
were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout







Scout February 25th 05 10:24 AM

one thousandth of a foot?
why bother with a sock?
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now, as
I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra, only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So
you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get

one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding

living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old

guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call

others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good

for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider

than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,

does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me
for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout












Scout February 25th 05 10:37 AM

Gilligan,
by the way, I took your advice and walked away from the house I was
considering. When I did the formal inspection I brought along my gaussmeter.
The readings in the house were 15-20 milli-gauss and in the yard the
readings exceeded 100 milli-gauss. I know the jury is still out on this
issue, but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
Thanks,
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now, as
I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra, only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So
you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get

one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding

living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old

guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call

others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good

for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider

than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,

does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me
for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout












katysails February 25th 05 12:18 PM

The house in the woods? That's too bad..it looked like a nice place...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Gilligan,
by the way, I took your advice and walked away from the house I was
considering. When I did the formal inspection I brought along my
gaussmeter. The readings in the house were 15-20 milli-gauss and in the
yard the readings exceeded 100 milli-gauss. I know the jury is still out
on this issue, but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
Thanks,
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now, as
I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra,
only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before
this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So
you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system
and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get

one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding

living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old

guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call

others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good

for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider

than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,

does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me
for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider
the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout














Gilligan February 25th 05 01:53 PM

I don't think the fields affect most people. One thing I learned is to get a
house that is easy to resell. My old house was the greatest place on earth
until a few personal things changed and I had to move. Because of its unique
nature it took over one year to sell.
Power lines could make a house a tough sell and in a down market an
impossible sell unless severely discounted.
I hope you find a very nice, affordable place to enjoy.

Gilligan
"Scout" wrote in message
...
Gilligan,
by the way, I took your advice and walked away from the house I was
considering. When I did the formal inspection I brought along my

gaussmeter.
The readings in the house were 15-20 milli-gauss and in the yard the
readings exceeded 100 milli-gauss. I know the jury is still out on this
issue, but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
Thanks,
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now,

as
I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath

one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra,

only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before

this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So
you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system

and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you

get
one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding

living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old

guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call

others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is

good
for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my

occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider

than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,

does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me
for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider

the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout














Gilligan February 25th 05 01:53 PM

He's brilliant.


"JG" wrote in message
...
Neal's just stupid.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and

you
were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get

one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good

for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does


not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout








Gilligan February 25th 05 01:57 PM

One thing, your reading in the yard were larger than those in the house. Yet
the literature (and others) always say the fields should be higher in the
house. Did you test with any appliances on? It is a good thing you measured
the fields and don't always believe people when the say the fields in the
house are higher. The 20 mgauss field in the house could have came from the
powerlines, not the wiring of the house.

Gilligan

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Gilligan,
by the way, I took your advice and walked away from the house I was
considering. When I did the formal inspection I brought along my

gaussmeter.
The readings in the house were 15-20 milli-gauss and in the yard the
readings exceeded 100 milli-gauss. I know the jury is still out on this
issue, but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
Thanks,
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now,

as
I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath

one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra,

only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before

this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So
you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system

and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you

get
one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding

living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old

guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call

others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is

good
for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my

occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider

than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,

does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me
for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider

the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout














Thom Stewart February 25th 05 03:27 PM

Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage


JG February 25th 05 07:25 PM

What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage




Scout February 26th 05 12:00 AM

The house is about 100 feet from the wires. The readings in the yard were
taken between the house and the wires, and got progressively weaker as I
moved away from the wires. The house was (essentially) empty and no or very
little current was flowing in the house's circuits. I'm thinking the
readings inside the house were caused by the outdoor power lines.
When I walked under the wires my meter pegged (OL).
I agree that there may be little or no danger to me physically, but as
you've suggested, it could be problematic if I wanted to sell the house
later. I liked the place but figured it's just not worth it. Of course, it
also failed the radon and septic tests, and had coliform in the well water.
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
One thing, your reading in the yard were larger than those in the house.
Yet
the literature (and others) always say the fields should be higher in the
house. Did you test with any appliances on? It is a good thing you
measured
the fields and don't always believe people when the say the fields in the
house are higher. The 20 mgauss field in the house could have came from
the
powerlines, not the wiring of the house.

Gilligan

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Gilligan,
by the way, I took your advice and walked away from the house I was
considering. When I did the formal inspection I brought along my

gaussmeter.
The readings in the house were 15-20 milli-gauss and in the yard the
readings exceeded 100 milli-gauss. I know the jury is still out on this
issue, but I'd rather err on the side of caution.
Thanks,
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
If it's a sock you must mean millipede not hydra.


"Scout" wrote in message
...
You are too kind Katy,
However, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to condemn
another without credible evidence and first hand knowledge. Even now,

as
I
feel that disgusting gurgle found only in a throat crushed beneath

one's
heel, I feel a certain pathos too. I don't condemn the entire Hydra,

only
this one particularly nasty head (or shall I say, sock?).
Scout


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked,
several of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before

this
and saved you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So
you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system

and
you were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you

get
one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding
living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more.
A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the
old
guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call
others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is

good
for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my

occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider
than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
...
Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be,
does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the
often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me
for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider

the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout
















Gilligan February 26th 05 02:51 AM

The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt. He is now being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?

Gilligan

"JG" wrote in message
...
What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage






katysails February 26th 05 02:54 AM

I think you got it all wrong.

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt. He is now
being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?

Gilligan

"JG" wrote in message
...
What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion
group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage








JG February 26th 05 04:11 AM

I think Gilligan must not be as smart as I originally thought if he thinks
that I would actually reply to him after I've plonked him.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I think you got it all wrong.

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt. He is now
being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?

Gilligan

"JG" wrote in message
...
What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion
group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage










Lady Pilot March 1st 05 02:32 AM


"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)

He is now being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.


So do you think Capt. Neal would like my new beehive hairdo? hehee

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?


How did you know that Capt. Neal has a Barry Goldwater sticker on his
vehicle? lol

LP



Capt. Neal® March 1st 05 04:03 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN

otnmbrd March 1st 05 04:57 AM

If Lady Pilot thinks she won something worthwhile, I'd suggest she might
want to try raising her standards..... course then again, any woman who
would get into a "catfight" in a NG over some dipsquat wannabe
sailor.........
Course, I'm just a no class, low class, merchant seaman, so, what would I
know..........

otn



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false
teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN




Capt. Neal® March 1st 05 05:08 AM

Could it be you are just a wee bit envious? Don't fret.
It's normal for women to be more attracted to a sailor
than a motorboater.

CN


"otnmbrd" wrote in message ink.net...
If Lady Pilot thinks she won something worthwhile, I'd suggest she might
want to try raising her standards..... course then again, any woman who
would get into a "catfight" in a NG over some dipsquat wannabe
sailor.........
Course, I'm just a no class, low class, **** poor, pretend, wannabe,
ignorant, no good loser, pathetic, sorry schmuck of a merchant
seaman, so, what would I
know..........

otn



otnmbrd March 1st 05 06:14 AM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Could it be you are just a wee bit envious? Don't fret.
It's normal for women to be more attracted to a sailor
than a motorboater.
CN


"otnmbrd" wrote in message
ink.net...

If Lady Pilot thinks she won something worthwhile, I'd suggest she
might want to try raising her standards..... course then again, any
woman who would get into a "catfight" in a NG over some dipsquat
wannabe sailor.........
Course, I'm just a no class, low class, **** poor, pretend, wannabe,
ignorant, no good loser, pathetic, sorry schmuck of a merchant seaman,
so, what would I know..........

otn




ROFLMAO
First off, and now that I think of it a wee tad, you'd have to have
something for me to be envious of ../... so much for this discussion.

otn

katysails March 1st 05 12:24 PM

No you didn't.your little blond head just doesn't allow you to believe
anything different...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)

He is now being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.


So do you think Capt. Neal would like my new beehive hairdo? hehee

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?


How did you know that Capt. Neal has a Barry Goldwater sticker on his
vehicle? lol

LP




katysails March 1st 05 12:25 PM

So how did you explain the scars flayed across tour back

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false
teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN




katysails March 1st 05 12:26 PM

It wasn't over the lowclass sailor...it was about the lie...she's become a
Neal sockpuppet...

"otnmbrd" wrote in message
ink.net...
If Lady Pilot thinks she won something worthwhile, I'd suggest she might
want to try raising her standards..... course then again, any woman who
would get into a "catfight" in a NG over some dipsquat wannabe
sailor.........
Course, I'm just a no class, low class, merchant seaman, so, what would I
know..........

otn



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.

I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false
teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN






Flying Tadpole March 1st 05 12:35 PM



otnmbrd wrote:
Course, I'm just a no class, low class, merchant seaman, so, what would I
know..........

otn


Stop stating facts. You're only confusing the issue.

--
Flying Tadpole

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