"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
But the water around my mooring are constantly changing.

You mean the water turns any color but yellow?

There are always new beer cans,

Change brands again?

turds floating and laying on the bottom,

Changed your diet?

different arrangements of toilet paper on the bottom,

Tsk, tsk, tsk...I told you how I feel about littering...

rusty anchor chain,

You tossed that overboard too? sigh

There's even a manatee or two from time to time. Or is
that Miss Mo'lissa stalking me?

I'm sure she showed up the day I left...

LP