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I have, in the past, posted pictures of my boat. I'm so sorry you
missed them! I really don't give a crap whether you think I have a
boat. Crapton's cedar bucket is more of a boat (and a genuine stink
pot at that!) than anything you own.

If you're so confident about that, you'll have no problem providing me with
a website where I can post a photo or two of my boat. Warning: be prepared
to be humiliated.

Max