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Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 07:52 PM


Seems to me your using the present tense of your verbs smacks
of delusional thinking. Didn't you say in an earlier post that
your boat was on the hard and you were working on it?

Replacing some of that inferior, interior woodwork?

Bwahahahhahahahhahahahah!

CN



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:xP5Sd.5375$9a3.2613@edtnps91...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Your vessel is heavy and has an old, deep keel design all of which work to
create a large wave train. So much energy goes into making these waves
that there is little left to move your vessel forward.


My vessel pays no heed to 4 foot seas.... and if you were half the sailor you claim ... you'd know enough to work over the sea...
instaed of having it work you over.


My fin-keeler is faster on every point of sail than an equivalent full-keeler
but it is markedly faster downwind because it can surf with control.


Your boat wouldn't surf with a 200hp Merc pushing it... let alone sails. My boat on the other hand tracks like a train on rails
downwind...... way faster than that finicky fin keeled coastal cruiser of yours!

CM




Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 08:56 PM


wrote in message

This is too funny! Two world class losers with derelict "boats" arguing
over
whose "boat" is better.


Your boat is a C&C 27..... get back to me when you get a real boat!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 10:07 PM


wrote in message

Even funnier!


Yeah... you on a plastic bucket like a C&C27 is comical. Man those things
are tippy, small in the cabin and uncomfortable to sail. Fat guys like you
would be a riot to see trying to sail one. Is that why you never go out
sailing? I remember you challenging Bob once.... something about radio
contact.... but you proved to be a no show.

CM



Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 11:09 PM


wrote in message
You've previously posted your personal opinion that the C&C 27 is a very
fast
boat, and you were easily passed by one. My guess is that you could not
keep up
with a ruptured duck, either. There is no way you could keep up with me.
Not
even close. Well, I guess that applies to the newsgroup as well. You are a
loser
everywhere you go.


I didn't say it wasn't fast..... just that it's a cheap plastic sled with
no room inside the cabin and an uncomfortable cockpit. I also said it's
tippy and nobody in their right mind would claim to use it as weekender. I
wouldn't recommend you take that out in any wind.... never mind a seaway.

You don't race Bubba... you're way too fat for that..... and I doubt you
sail since you couldn't even make it out to meet & answer Bob's VHF hail.

You don't sail Bubba... that's obvious.

CM



katysails February 20th 05 11:59 PM

Can't stand the truth, huh?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hate it when someone brings up the self-admitted truth, don't you?
Things do come back to kick you in the butt. Maybe in the future you
will watch how you post, what you post, and the impression it makes on
people.



What twaddle....this is a ng, mt dear...Do I have to keep reminding you of
that? You've obviously confused it with real life. Now go take a Midol
and have a cup of tea...green, preferably, it's better for you...and enjoy
your nice fresh air...




Capt. Mooron February 21st 05 04:30 AM


wrote in message

Moroon is really desperate! Maybe someone should give him a glass of
orange
juice to steady him up.


Yup... it's time to translate Bubba's blubbering again....

Although I'm not skinny, I'm hardly what anyone would call fat either. If
you
had ever raced a keelboat, you would know that being a bit over anorexic
profile
has advantages.


Translation..... he's a fat pig with a bad heart and desperatly hopes anyone
would belive that he's able to do more than sit in the cockpit at the dock .


You have gotten the story about Bobsprit exactly backwards as you do
everything
else. I was hailing HIM, and HE didn't respond, because he never made the
trip
he claimed. I was on the boat, anchored out that entire weekend, within a
couple
of miles of the Thimbles, and he simply didn't show up. You are quickly
decending below Thom and Neal for competency. Well, I guess you never
really had
far to go...


Translation.... change the story so it looks like Bob didn't show and Bubba
was out with his boat... which a quick check of the archives will prove oh
so wrong.


Do let us know when you get a sailboat, won't you?


Translation... this lame and useless attempt to divert attention is actually
placed last... although everyone has seen Capt. Mooron's boat and none have
seen Bubba's fantasy vessel.... .

Oh Bubba...... how pathetic!

CM



Capt. Neal® February 21st 05 04:38 AM

I'm beginning to think only a handful of people on this group even
own a sailboat. We both have a pretty good idea of who these are.

Donal, you, me, Wally, Gaynz, Scotty, Ole Thom, Joe, own and sail.

DSK, Morris, Shen, otn and Maxipad are motorboaters.

Anybody else is a pretender.

CN


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:NtdSd.7445$9a3.3435@edtnps91...

wrote in message

Moroon is really desperate! Maybe someone should give him a glass of
orange
juice to steady him up.


Yup... it's time to translate Bubba's blubbering again....

Although I'm not skinny, I'm hardly what anyone would call fat either. If
you
had ever raced a keelboat, you would know that being a bit over anorexic
profile
has advantages.


Translation..... he's a fat pig with a bad heart and desperatly hopes anyone
would belive that he's able to do more than sit in the cockpit at the dock .


You have gotten the story about Bobsprit exactly backwards as you do
everything
else. I was hailing HIM, and HE didn't respond, because he never made the
trip
he claimed. I was on the boat, anchored out that entire weekend, within a
couple
of miles of the Thimbles, and he simply didn't show up. You are quickly
decending below Thom and Neal for competency. Well, I guess you never
really had
far to go...


Translation.... change the story so it looks like Bob didn't show and Bubba
was out with his boat... which a quick check of the archives will prove oh
so wrong.


Do let us know when you get a sailboat, won't you?


Translation... this lame and useless attempt to divert attention is actually
placed last... although everyone has seen Capt. Mooron's boat and none have
seen Bubba's fantasy vessel.... .

Oh Bubba...... how pathetic!

CM



JG February 21st 05 05:13 AM

It's hard to admit it, but Neal is basically right. I suppose Mooron sails,
if you can call it that (and if he can remember actually sailing).

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:38:15 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

I'm beginning to think only a handful of people on this group even
own a sailboat. We both have a pretty good idea of who these are.

Donal, you, me, Wally, Gaynz, Scotty, Ole Thom, Joe, own and sail.

DSK, Morris, Shen, otn and Maxipad are motorboaters.

Anybody else is a pretender.

CN


Ahhh Pretenders....great group

BRASS IN POCKET

GOT BRASS IN POCKET
GOT BOTTLE I'M GONNA USE IT
INTENTION I FEEL INVENTIVE
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

GOT MOTION RESTRAINED EMOTION
BEEN DRIVING DETROIT LEANING
NO REASON JUST SEEMS SO PLEASING
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)

GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY STYLE
GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

GOT RHYTHM I CAN'T MISS A BEAT
GOT NEW SKANK IT'S SO REET
GOT SOMETHING I'M WINKING AT YOU
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION
GIVE IT TO ME
'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION

GIVE IT TO ME


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Capt. Mooron February 21st 05 05:16 AM

Oh Good Grief... the House Sitter is at Ozone's computer again... and he's
stoned!

CM

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:38:15 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

I'm beginning to think only a handful of people on this group even
own a sailboat. We both have a pretty good idea of who these are.

Donal, you, me, Wally, Gaynz, Scotty, Ole Thom, Joe, own and sail.

DSK, Morris, Shen, otn and Maxipad are motorboaters.

Anybody else is a pretender.

CN


Ahhh Pretenders....great group

BRASS IN POCKET

GOT BRASS IN POCKET
GOT BOTTLE I'M GONNA USE IT
INTENTION I FEEL INVENTIVE
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

GOT MOTION RESTRAINED EMOTION
BEEN DRIVING DETROIT LEANING
NO REASON JUST SEEMS SO PLEASING
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)

GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY STYLE
GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

GOT RHYTHM I CAN'T MISS A BEAT
GOT NEW SKANK IT'S SO REET
GOT SOMETHING I'M WINKING AT YOU
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION
GIVE IT TO ME
'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION

GIVE IT TO ME


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Capt. Mooron February 21st 05 02:31 PM


wrote in message

Poor baby! I posted pictures of my boat quite some time ago. You were so
busy
trying to find your pecker, you must have missed it.


No you didn't Bubba...... but feel free to post them now.

The rest of your George Bush style "mis-rememberations" are about what
we've
come to expect from the lonely landlocked lubber who calls himself quite
appropriately, Moroon.


Fresh Fish!... Get Your Fresh fish here!..... today's Special is Bubba
Flounder! The Bubba Flounder is a Bottom Feeder. It looks like a Sucker but
it's actually from the Scullpin family.

Bwahaahahahahahhaaaaaa..... Twitch Twitch, Flip, Flop.

CM





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