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Joe February 9th 05 01:17 AM


Donal wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.


I thought that you were serious until you mentioned Joe!

Joe is not a real sailor ..... he races around at 35Kts in FOG


While racing around at 25kt not 35kts in fog I was a captain, not a
sailor.

Joe





Regards



Donal
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Joe February 9th 05 01:21 AM

How much is it?

Joe


Thom Stewart February 9th 05 02:53 AM

OK Crappy,

Questions that come to mind; that need answering. How much visual
impairment is allowed. How much Hearing impairement. Right now I can
hear better than you with my aids turned up and without them a lot
worst. Is there a cut-off?

How about "Cedar Bucket Time" is that in violation?

Does a Proper Watch have to be human watch on deck or is
Instrument/Electronic acceptable? Does the human monitor need to be on
deck? Can they be on the "Cedar Bucket"? Can the human be in the galley
making a meal or coffee while monitoring instruments below? Is that
breaking the law?

Please answer these question because there are more to follow; depending
on the answers for the correct answers to the above. I would love to get
the straight knowledge of these rules by an expert.

Ole Thom


katysails February 9th 05 03:29 AM

I'd take 1000000 Ellen's over one Neal any day...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Congratulations to Ellen for setting a new World Record. This person
bettered the previous record by a margin of about 2%, a true
accomplishment
by almost any measure.

To the thinking person, this accomplishment raises several issues. First
is
the issue of sportmanship. Athletes are routinely penalized for
unsportmanslike conduct and can suffer lifetime disbarment for other
actions. Take Pete Rose for example, just for betting. Ellen has put
herself
and others at risk, potentially violated international law and treaties -
where are the sanctions?

Secondly is the potential issue of fraud. If a woman took first place in
men's weightlifting in the Olympics, or outran the men in the 100 meter
dash
you can bet she'd have a cotton swab jammed in her mouth a for chromosome
testing. If Ellen's feat is so grand and so remarkable even for a man, let
alone a woman, any credible sports sanctioning institute would be testing
away.

Thirdly is the regard of sailing as a sport. The heavy reliance on
equipment, sponsorship (she was sailing a billboard if you failed to
notice)
and possibly use of stimulants overweighs physical performance. This
simply
says sailing is not a true sport. As the good Captain has maintained
sailing
for most of you is an escape. Ellens escapade falls into the realm of
entertainment and is a commercial enterprise. Proper sailing is a
lifestyle,
not an event. The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

To prove this to yourselves, beyond a trace of doubt, ask yourself this
question:

"Would the oceans of the world be a better place to sail if it had 1000
Captains Neals on it or 1000 Ellens on it?"

In your heart you know he's right!

Gilligan





Joe February 9th 05 02:09 PM


wrote:
On 8 Feb 2005 17:17:41 -0800, "Joe" wrote:


Donal wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

I thought that you were serious until you mentioned Joe!

Joe is not a real sailor ..... he races around at 35Kts in FOG


While racing around at 25kt not 35kts in fog I was a captain, not a
sailor.

Joe


As long as we are clear that you are no sailor.


That was then douchbag, I sailed more now then you ever will. Plus I
own a fine sailboat, where as you have to begg mamma for a ride.

bwahahahahahahhahahahahah

Joe


BB



Joe February 9th 05 02:49 PM


wrote:
On 9 Feb 2005 06:09:51 -0800, "Joe" wrote:


wrote:
On 8 Feb 2005 17:17:41 -0800, "Joe"

wrote:


Donal wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

I thought that you were serious until you mentioned Joe!

Joe is not a real sailor ..... he races around at 35Kts in FOG

While racing around at 25kt not 35kts in fog I was a captain, not

a
sailor.

Joe


As long as we are clear that you are no sailor.


That was then douchbag, I sailed more now then you ever will. Plus I
own a fine sailboat, where as you have to begg mamma for a ride.

bwahahahahahahhahahahahah

Joe


BB


You're so stupid that you can't even figure out who you are
addressing. I'm sure you are equally skilled as a sailor - In other
words, you are no sailor at all. Just a dumb punk living in a motel
room somewhere in Texas.

BB



I addressing BB the group asshole. The douchbag who has no boat, no
class, and not a clue at all. I'm addressing you BitchBoy.

Joe


Gilligan February 9th 05 05:10 PM

I noticed that by day 47 Ellen had developed a beehive.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'd take 1000000 Ellen's over one Neal any day...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Congratulations to Ellen for setting a new World Record. This person
bettered the previous record by a margin of about 2%, a true
accomplishment
by almost any measure.

To the thinking person, this accomplishment raises several issues. First
is
the issue of sportmanship. Athletes are routinely penalized for
unsportmanslike conduct and can suffer lifetime disbarment for other
actions. Take Pete Rose for example, just for betting. Ellen has put
herself
and others at risk, potentially violated international law and

treaties -
where are the sanctions?

Secondly is the potential issue of fraud. If a woman took first place in
men's weightlifting in the Olympics, or outran the men in the 100 meter
dash
you can bet she'd have a cotton swab jammed in her mouth a for

chromosome
testing. If Ellen's feat is so grand and so remarkable even for a man,

let
alone a woman, any credible sports sanctioning institute would be

testing
away.

Thirdly is the regard of sailing as a sport. The heavy reliance on
equipment, sponsorship (she was sailing a billboard if you failed to
notice)
and possibly use of stimulants overweighs physical performance. This
simply
says sailing is not a true sport. As the good Captain has maintained
sailing
for most of you is an escape. Ellens escapade falls into the realm of
entertainment and is a commercial enterprise. Proper sailing is a
lifestyle,
not an event. The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain

Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

To prove this to yourselves, beyond a trace of doubt, ask yourself this
question:

"Would the oceans of the world be a better place to sail if it had 1000
Captains Neals on it or 1000 Ellens on it?"

In your heart you know he's right!

Gilligan







katysails February 9th 05 07:58 PM

She doesn't ahve enough hair to have a beehive...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
I noticed that by day 47 Ellen had developed a beehive.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'd take 1000000 Ellen's over one Neal any day...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Congratulations to Ellen for setting a new World Record. This person
bettered the previous record by a margin of about 2%, a true
accomplishment
by almost any measure.

To the thinking person, this accomplishment raises several issues.
First
is
the issue of sportmanship. Athletes are routinely penalized for
unsportmanslike conduct and can suffer lifetime disbarment for other
actions. Take Pete Rose for example, just for betting. Ellen has put
herself
and others at risk, potentially violated international law and

treaties -
where are the sanctions?

Secondly is the potential issue of fraud. If a woman took first place
in
men's weightlifting in the Olympics, or outran the men in the 100 meter
dash
you can bet she'd have a cotton swab jammed in her mouth a for

chromosome
testing. If Ellen's feat is so grand and so remarkable even for a man,

let
alone a woman, any credible sports sanctioning institute would be

testing
away.

Thirdly is the regard of sailing as a sport. The heavy reliance on
equipment, sponsorship (she was sailing a billboard if you failed to
notice)
and possibly use of stimulants overweighs physical performance. This
simply
says sailing is not a true sport. As the good Captain has maintained
sailing
for most of you is an escape. Ellens escapade falls into the realm of
entertainment and is a commercial enterprise. Proper sailing is a
lifestyle,
not an event. The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain

Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

To prove this to yourselves, beyond a trace of doubt, ask yourself this
question:

"Would the oceans of the world be a better place to sail if it had 1000
Captains Neals on it or 1000 Ellens on it?"

In your heart you know he's right!

Gilligan









Gilligan February 10th 05 02:49 AM

Don't get jealous Katy. No one's beehive is as nice as yours.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
She doesn't ahve enough hair to have a beehive...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
I noticed that by day 47 Ellen had developed a beehive.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'd take 1000000 Ellen's over one Neal any day...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Congratulations to Ellen for setting a new World Record. This person
bettered the previous record by a margin of about 2%, a true
accomplishment
by almost any measure.

To the thinking person, this accomplishment raises several issues.
First
is
the issue of sportmanship. Athletes are routinely penalized for
unsportmanslike conduct and can suffer lifetime disbarment for other
actions. Take Pete Rose for example, just for betting. Ellen has put
herself
and others at risk, potentially violated international law and

treaties -
where are the sanctions?

Secondly is the potential issue of fraud. If a woman took first place
in
men's weightlifting in the Olympics, or outran the men in the 100

meter
dash
you can bet she'd have a cotton swab jammed in her mouth a for

chromosome
testing. If Ellen's feat is so grand and so remarkable even for a

man,
let
alone a woman, any credible sports sanctioning institute would be

testing
away.

Thirdly is the regard of sailing as a sport. The heavy reliance on
equipment, sponsorship (she was sailing a billboard if you failed to
notice)
and possibly use of stimulants overweighs physical performance. This
simply
says sailing is not a true sport. As the good Captain has maintained
sailing
for most of you is an escape. Ellens escapade falls into the realm of
entertainment and is a commercial enterprise. Proper sailing is a
lifestyle,
not an event. The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain

Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

To prove this to yourselves, beyond a trace of doubt, ask yourself

this
question:

"Would the oceans of the world be a better place to sail if it had

1000
Captains Neals on it or 1000 Ellens on it?"

In your heart you know he's right!

Gilligan











katysails February 10th 05 03:30 AM

gee thanls...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Don't get jealous Katy. No one's beehive is as nice as yours.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
She doesn't ahve enough hair to have a beehive...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
I noticed that by day 47 Ellen had developed a beehive.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'd take 1000000 Ellen's over one Neal any day...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
Congratulations to Ellen for setting a new World Record. This person
bettered the previous record by a margin of about 2%, a true
accomplishment
by almost any measure.

To the thinking person, this accomplishment raises several issues.
First
is
the issue of sportmanship. Athletes are routinely penalized for
unsportmanslike conduct and can suffer lifetime disbarment for other
actions. Take Pete Rose for example, just for betting. Ellen has put
herself
and others at risk, potentially violated international law and
treaties -
where are the sanctions?

Secondly is the potential issue of fraud. If a woman took first
place
in
men's weightlifting in the Olympics, or outran the men in the 100

meter
dash
you can bet she'd have a cotton swab jammed in her mouth a for
chromosome
testing. If Ellen's feat is so grand and so remarkable even for a

man,
let
alone a woman, any credible sports sanctioning institute would be
testing
away.

Thirdly is the regard of sailing as a sport. The heavy reliance on
equipment, sponsorship (she was sailing a billboard if you failed to
notice)
and possibly use of stimulants overweighs physical performance. This
simply
says sailing is not a true sport. As the good Captain has maintained
sailing
for most of you is an escape. Ellens escapade falls into the realm
of
entertainment and is a commercial enterprise. Proper sailing is a
lifestyle,
not an event. The few here who execute it with any grace are Captain
Neal,
Simple Simon and to a lesser degree, Joe.

To prove this to yourselves, beyond a trace of doubt, ask yourself

this
question:

"Would the oceans of the world be a better place to sail if it had

1000
Captains Neals on it or 1000 Ellens on it?"

In your heart you know he's right!

Gilligan














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