He's No Captain
 

When Ellen accomplishes such a feat, she's not only showing what a woman can
do, she's showing what Neal can't do.

From now on, DON'T call him Captain Neal. He doesn't deserve that in even the
most mocking manner. Just call him "Neal" or "Poor Neal" or "Numbnuts Neal."

RB

If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did because I swore
an oath to uphold and comply with the COLREGS as a
condition of getting my Masters License.

Little dyke Ellen did not accomplish a 'feat'. Rather, she it,
broke the law steadily and continuously for seventy-one days
straight. She needs to be clapped in irons and hauled off to
jail.

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
When Ellen accomplishes such a feat, she's not only showing what a woman can
do, she's showing what Neal can't do.

From now on, DON'T call him Captain Neal. He doesn't deserve that in even the
most mocking manner. Just call him "Neal" or "Poor Neal" or "Numbnuts Neal."

RB

How about stupid asshole Neal?

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
When Ellen accomplishes such a feat, she's not only showing what a woman
can
do, she's showing what Neal can't do.

From now on, DON'T call him Captain Neal. He doesn't deserve that in even
the
most mocking manner. Just call him "Neal" or "Poor Neal" or "Numbnuts
Neal."

RB

Gaynzy is always thinking about assholes . . .

CN

"JG" wrote in message ...
How about stupid asshole Neal?

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
When Ellen accomplishes such a feat, she's not only showing what a woman
can
do, she's showing what Neal can't do.

From now on, DON'T call him Captain Neal. He doesn't deserve that in even
the
most mocking manner. Just call him "Neal" or "Poor Neal" or "Numbnuts
Neal."

RB

Neal can't even get his lies straight. Bwwahahahaaaa

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 22:58:17 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.

CN
Been down to Cuba lately?
Didn't I read something about smuggling cigars?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Capt. Neal® wrote:
If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did because I swore
an oath to uphold and comply with the COLREGS as a
condition of getting my Masters License.
Little dyke Ellen did not accomplish a 'feat'. Rather, she it,
broke the law steadily and continuously for seventy-one days
straight. She needs to be clapped in irons and hauled off to jail.

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.
CN

G From this, then, we can assume that all your tales of great solo
voyages, are bogus, since you'd never sail anywhere where you'd be more
than 12 hours from an anchorage.

otn

From this, then, we can assume that all your tales of great solo
voyages, are bogus,


I'm sure there may be a point burried in there somewhere.

RB

Wannabe deckhand Nil wrote:
If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did ...

Finally, a statement of truth and fact!

She didn't break any law, Nil. She was not involved in any accident or
incident so therefore she is assumed to have complied with all
regulations. It is only lubbers like you who need to find some reason to
denigrate her success to justify your own failings.

You really need to spend some time at sea and get a feel for all the
stuff you read about on the net.

Rick

looking for a new sig. Jon?

"JG" wrote ...

How about ''stupid asshole'', Neal?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did because I swore
an oath to uphold and comply with the COLREGS as a
condition of getting my Masters License.

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.

H-m-m-m-m... seems like there are a whole lot of qualified Scofflaws out
there!

http://tinylink.com/?SO0llFZIO5

CM

Gaynzy is always thinking about assholes . . .


We all think of Scotty from time to time!

RB

I thought Gaynzey was offering himself to Neal when he wrote:
How about a ''stupid asshole'', Neal?

Lonny


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
looking for a new sig. Jon?

"JG" wrote ...

How about ''stupid asshole'', Neal?

Capt. Rob wrote:
From this, then, we can assume that all your tales of great solo
voyages, are bogus,


I'm sure there may be a point burried in there somewhere.

RB

It's a rest period, license issue

You've already taken the one "stupid asshole."

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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looking for a new sig. Jon?

"JG" wrote ...

How about ''stupid asshole'', Neal?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Only fools honor lawbreakers.

Oh I don't know. Most US citizens honor Washington, Jefferson, Madison, and
Monroe plus Adams and Adams and several other yankees of note - all serious
lawbreakers of their time. We are a nation of scofflaws modulated only by
an unnatural German influence. We may be fools but everybody else know
who's boss. If we had some leaders of their ilk today Iran and North Korea
would glow in the dark.

Capt. Neal® wrote:
If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did because I swore
an oath to uphold and comply with the COLREGS as a
condition of getting my Masters License.

Oh really??? Just a week ago you said
"As captain, I'll make the choice of which rules I will follow"
It would seem that your moral are rather negotiable!


Little dyke Ellen did not accomplish a 'feat'. Rather, she it,
broke the law steadily and continuously for seventy-one days
straight. She needs to be clapped in irons and hauled off to jail.

What law did she break?

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.

So, do you run an anchor light all night? Maintain a watch? Ever leave
to go below while sailing? I'll bet you violate the Inland Rules every
day. And unlike the ColRegs, you can be penalized for breaking those
rules even if there isn't an incident.

Your post below is a lame attempt at typical liberal
obfuscation that won't work on this conservative who
knows, full well, how to debunk a liberal.

You cannot accuse someone of breaking the law themselves
in order to exonerate someone else who breaks the law.

You also cannot attempt to avoid addressing the discussion
points by changing the subject.

"Your objection is OVERRULLED!"

CN





"Jeff Morris" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did because I swore
an oath to uphold and comply with the COLREGS as a
condition of getting my Masters License.

Oh really??? Just a week ago you said
"As captain, I'll make the choice of which rules I will follow"
It would seem that your moral are rather negotiable!


Little dyke Ellen did not accomplish a 'feat'. Rather, she it,
broke the law steadily and continuously for seventy-one days
straight. She needs to be clapped in irons and hauled off to jail.

What law did she break?

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.

So, do you run an anchor light all night? Maintain a watch? Ever leave to go below while sailing? I'll bet you violate the
Inland Rules every day. And unlike the ColRegs, you can be penalized for breaking those rules even if there isn't an incident.

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.

So, do you run an anchor light all night? Maintain a watch? Ever
leave to go below while sailing? I'll bet you violate the Inland
Rules every day. And unlike the ColRegs, you can be penalized for
breaking those rules even if there isn't an incident.

You cannot accuse someone of breaking the law themselves
in order to exonerate someone else who breaks the law.

It wasn't an attempt at exoneration.


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www.wally.myby.co.uk

Your post below is admitting defeat. Thanks Neal, that was easy.

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Your post below is a lame attempt at typical liberal
obfuscation that won't work on this conservative who
knows, full well, how to debunk a liberal.

You cannot accuse someone of breaking the law themselves
in order to exonerate someone else who breaks the law.

That part was not to exonerate Ellen. That was simply to show that
you're a hypocrite.



You also cannot attempt to avoid addressing the discussion
points by changing the subject.

Yous claim Ellen should be "hauled off;" I question that directly by
pointing out that she broke no law that has that penalty.





"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...

Capt. Neal® wrote:

If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did because I swore
an oath to uphold and comply with the COLREGS as a
condition of getting my Masters License.


Oh really??? Just a week ago you said
"As captain, I'll make the choice of which rules I will follow"
It would seem that your moral are rather negotiable!


Little dyke Ellen did not accomplish a 'feat'. Rather, she it,
broke the law steadily and continuously for seventy-one days
straight. She needs to be clapped in irons and hauled off to jail.


What law did she break?

Only fools honor lawbreakers. Sailors do not honor sailors who
break the laws of sailing.


So, do you run an anchor light all night? Maintain a watch? Ever
leave to go below while sailing? I'll bet you violate the Inland
Rules every day. And unlike the ColRegs, you can be penalized for
breaking those rules even if there isn't an incident.

This is just soooo creepy.

"Bobsprit" wrote ...


We all think of Scotty from time to time!

RB

Haaaaa hahaha

"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message
news:wI6Od.13118$uc.3388@trnddc05...
I thought Gaynzey was offering himself to Neal when he wrote:
How about a ''stupid asshole'', Neal?

Lonny

Lonny, you blew it... Scotti Potti is jealous.

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Haaaaa hahaha

"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message
news:wI6Od.13118$uc.3388@trnddc05...
I thought Gaynzey was offering himself to Neal when he wrote:
How about a ''stupid asshole'', Neal?

Lonny