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Capt. Neal® February 8th 05 01:09 AM

Wally is such a weenie!
 
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group
touting the so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .

All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper
look-out by sight as well as by hearing as well
as by all available means appropriate in the
prevailing circumstances and conditions so as
to make a full appraisal of the situation and
of the risk of collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.

CN

Gilligan February 8th 05 01:51 AM

Chromosone testing will prove she's not 100% female.

Gilligan


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group
touting the so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .

All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper
look-out by sight as well as by hearing as well
as by all available means appropriate in the
prevailing circumstances and conditions so as
to make a full appraisal of the situation and
of the risk of collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.

CN




DSK February 8th 05 01:53 AM

Gilligan wrote:
Chromosone testing will prove she's not 100% female.


That means she should be awarded yet another place in the record books!

DSK


Wally February 8th 05 01:55 AM

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.


Mmmmm, eat that crow pie, Neal. Go on - gorge yourself! You know you love
it!

Did you see any daggerboards sticking up out of the water? Did you? Huh?
Huh?

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



katysails February 8th 05 02:28 AM

Just can't stand it, can you Neal? A woman did something you'll never in
your life be able to do, or even attempt to do, or have the aboloty to do.
So just sit there on your mooring stewing in your own vitriol....I;d send
you a bottle of YUMS, but I'm sure you rprefer the agony of your own stomach
acid...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group touting the
so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .
All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight as
well as by hearing as well as by all available means appropriate in the
prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal of
the situation and of the risk of collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.
CN




Capt. Neal® February 8th 05 03:46 AM

Yes, Sir! I'm so upset because I can't blatantly break the law like
little dyke Ellen and get away with it while having a bunch of
ignoramuses admire me for it . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Just can't stand it, can you Neal? A woman did something you'll never in your life be able to do, or even attempt to do, or have
the aboloty to do. So just sit there on your mooring stewing in your own vitriol....I;d send you a bottle of YUMS, but I'm sure
you rprefer the agony of your own stomach acid...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group touting the so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .
All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight as well as by hearing as well as by all available means
appropriate in the prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal of the situation and of the risk of
collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.
CN





katysails February 9th 05 03:19 AM

So you're going to tell us that you sailed all the way to the Bahamas or
Bermuda or wherever it was you went without falling asleep? And how about
castigating all the other sailors who singlehand around the world? Aren't
they just as much at fault? And if it;'s so against the law, then why
aren't the Maritime police out there arresting them at the finish line? Or
better yet, hauling them off the waters mid-race? Get a clue, Neal...you're
a sorry piece of flotsam, and jealous as heck.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Yes, Sir! I'm so upset because I can't blatantly break the law like
little dyke Ellen and get away with it while having a bunch of
ignoramuses admire me for it . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Just can't stand it, can you Neal? A woman did something you'll never in
your life be able to do, or even attempt to do, or have the aboloty to
do. So just sit there on your mooring stewing in your own vitriol....I;d
send you a bottle of YUMS, but I'm sure you rprefer the agony of your own
stomach acid...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group touting the
so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .
All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight as
well as by hearing as well as by all available means appropriate in the
prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal
of the situation and of the risk of collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.
CN







JG February 9th 05 04:48 AM

Hey Neal... it's pretty clear that Katy is infatuated with you. Way to go!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So you're going to tell us that you sailed all the way to the Bahamas or
Bermuda or wherever it was you went without falling asleep? And how about
castigating all the other sailors who singlehand around the world? Aren't
they just as much at fault? And if it;'s so against the law, then why
aren't the Maritime police out there arresting them at the finish line?
Or better yet, hauling them off the waters mid-race? Get a clue,
Neal...you're a sorry piece of flotsam, and jealous as heck.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Yes, Sir! I'm so upset because I can't blatantly break the law like
little dyke Ellen and get away with it while having a bunch of
ignoramuses admire me for it . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Just can't stand it, can you Neal? A woman did something you'll never
in your life be able to do, or even attempt to do, or have the aboloty
to do. So just sit there on your mooring stewing in your own
vitriol....I;d send you a bottle of YUMS, but I'm sure you rprefer the
agony of your own stomach acid...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group touting the
so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .
All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight as
well as by hearing as well as by all available means appropriate in the
prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal
of the situation and of the risk of collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.
CN








Capt. Neal® February 9th 05 08:08 PM

What can I say? Katy has a thing for men with monster cocks.

Don't you go getting excited now, Gaynz!

CN


"JG" wrote in message ...
Hey Neal... it's pretty clear that Katy is infatuated with you. Way to go!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message ...
So you're going to tell us that you sailed all the way to the Bahamas or Bermuda or wherever it was you went without falling
asleep? And how about castigating all the other sailors who singlehand around the world? Aren't they just as much at fault?
And if it;'s so against the law, then why aren't the Maritime police out there arresting them at the finish line? Or better yet,
hauling them off the waters mid-race? Get a clue, Neal...you're a sorry piece of flotsam, and jealous as heck.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...
Yes, Sir! I'm so upset because I can't blatantly break the law like
little dyke Ellen and get away with it while having a bunch of
ignoramuses admire me for it . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Just can't stand it, can you Neal? A woman did something you'll never in your life be able to do, or even attempt to do, or
have the aboloty to do. So just sit there on your mooring stewing in your own vitriol....I;d send you a bottle of YUMS, but I'm
sure you rprefer the agony of your own stomach acid...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...
Poor Wally sure is showing his pension for limp-wristedness.

He practically had an orgasm right here on this group touting the so-called record some little dyke's own
control group claims she broke. They even had her
crossing an 'imaginary finish line' somewhere hundreds
of miles from her starting point in order to shave enough
time off her trip to make it seem like she did better than
she really did. Nice trick that, Move the finish line to
her advantage . . .
All the while, Wally continues to ignore the fact that
he's been cheering for a law-breaker who admits
she sleeps while underway and thus cannot possible
be following the dictates of the Colregs Rule 5 which
states:

Rule 5
Look-out
Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight as well as by hearing as well as by all available means
appropriate in the prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal of the situation and of the risk of
collision.

Go ahead, Wally, continue the furious wanking
over a criminal.
CN










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