Something for Neal
 

Here, this is for you...


A large slice of crow pie.



Did she capsize? Did she? Huh? Huh?

Bwahahaha!!!!


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Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

And, this is for you from



Ellen MacArthur sails solo toward an around-the-world record

By KRYSTYNA RUDZKI

LONDON (AP) - Ellen MacArthur has endured stormy seas, 100-kilometre-per-hour winds, a broken sail, burns, bruises and exhaustion -
even a close encounter with a whale. The payoff: a solo around-the-world sailing record.

The 28-year-old Englishwoman completed the 42,000-mile circumnavigation at 5:29 p.m. EST on Monday by crossing an imaginary finish
line between Ushant, France, and the Lizard peninsula in Cornwall on the south coast of England. Her final time was 71 days 14 hours
18 minutes and 33 seconds, her control team said.

An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere it's convenient, now?

Her 'control team said'??? So, her own team declares she broke the record? Isn't that like
letting Mike Tyson referee his own fights?

Bwahahahhahahahahah! Some record!

CN






"Wally" wrote in message k...
Here, this is for you...


A large slice of crow pie.



Did she capsize? Did she? Huh? Huh?

Bwahahaha!!!!


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere it's
convenient, now?


She was tracked via GPS. Her record will be confirmed.
Neal, you've trounced yet again.

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere it's
convenient, now?


She was tracked via GPS. Her record will be confirmed.
Neal, you've trounced yet again.


The only record the little dyke has is a criminal record
for her admitting to violating Rule 5 of the COLREGS.

Unless and until she goes around legally, she has done
nothing but violate the tenets of good, prudent, and
legal seamanship.

Until fools such as yourself, Donal, Wally, DSK, Gaynz and
whoever else wishes to give credit to a lawbreaker repent
of their errant ways, you will be just as unworthy of
accolades as the little dyke is.

CN

Capt. Neal® wrote:

An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere
it's convenient, now?

Your ignorace of the most basic of racing basics is blatant. Did you think
they paint a line on the water? A trail of sawdust, maybe?


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Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

They could put a yellow line on the water like they do on the football field
to show first downs.

The point is the imaginary finish line is a trick to make her time better than
it really was.

CN


"Wally" wrote in message k...
Capt. Neal® wrote:

An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere
it's convenient, now?

Your ignorace of the most basic of racing basics is blatant. Did you think
they paint a line on the water? A trail of sawdust, maybe?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

Capt. Neal® wrote:

They could put a yellow line on the water like they do on the
football field to show first downs.

That's not football, that's hand-ball - and hand-ball is a foul.


The point is the imaginary finish line is a trick to make her time
better than it really was.

It would have had to be 500 miles further east to make beating the record
difficult.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

Is it legally a "record" when it violates International Laws and Treaties?



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere
it's
convenient, now?


She was tracked via GPS. Her record will be confirmed.
Neal, you've trounced yet again.


The only record the little dyke has is a criminal record
for her admitting to violating Rule 5 of the COLREGS.

Unless and until she goes around legally, she has done
nothing but violate the tenets of good, prudent, and
legal seamanship.

Until fools such as yourself, Donal, Wally, DSK, Gaynz and
whoever else wishes to give credit to a lawbreaker repent
of their errant ways, you will be just as unworthy of
accolades as the little dyke is.

CN

The only record the little dyke has is a criminal record
for her admitting to violating Rule 5 of the COLREGS.


Oh no!!! She violated rule 5!!!! She's a real sailor and makes her own rules
because she's a real sailor. She's taken her boat where you couldn't, rules or
no rules.
71 days or 171, she's 50 times the sailor you are, Neal. I won't call you
captain anymore!

RB

It is totally abhorrent how so-called sailors in this group
can laud any individual who goes out and does something
that is totally against the Rules and therefore totally
illegal. It's too bad some Coast Guard cutter did not
pull her over and declare hers a manifestly unsafe
journey and put a stop to the entire dangerous
enterprise. Actually, I'm quite miffed that the
Coast Guard allows this type of illegal racing to
continue year after year. How many deaths at
sea is it going to take before they force sailors
to obey the law?

CN

"Gilligan" wrote in message ink.net...
Is it legally a "record" when it violates International Laws and Treaties?



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
An "imaginary finish line"??? So, they stick a finish line anywhere
it's
convenient, now?


She was tracked via GPS. Her record will be confirmed.
Neal, you've trounced yet again.


The only record the little dyke has is a criminal record
for her admitting to violating Rule 5 of the COLREGS.

Unless and until she goes around legally, she has done
nothing but violate the tenets of good, prudent, and
legal seamanship.

Until fools such as yourself, Donal, Wally, DSK, Gaynz and
whoever else wishes to give credit to a lawbreaker repent
of their errant ways, you will be just as unworthy of
accolades as the little dyke is.

CN

He's going to use his yellow boat as the finish line. It never moves, it's
ugly and unmistakeable... seems perfect for the job.


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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Wally" wrote in message
k...
Capt. Neal® wrote:

They could put a yellow line on the water like they do on the
football field to show first downs.

That's not football, that's hand-ball - and hand-ball is a foul.


The point is the imaginary finish line is a trick to make her time
better than it really was.

It would have had to be 500 miles further east to make beating the record
difficult.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

Like I give a flying crap whether or not you call me Captain!

Since when would any sailor care what some pussy-whipped, fat
man who writes third-rate screen play thinks or says?

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
The only record the little dyke has is a criminal record
for her admitting to violating Rule 5 of the COLREGS.


Oh no!!! She violated rule 5!!!! She's a real sailor and makes her own rules
because she's a real sailor. She's taken her boat where you couldn't, rules or
no rules.
71 days or 171, she's 50 times the sailor you are, Neal. I won't call you
captain anymore!

RB

It is totally abhorrent how so-called sailors in this group
can laud any individual who goes out and does something
that is totally against the Rules and therefore totally
illegal.

THis makes ALL solo voyages where the sailor sleeps NOT LEGAL!!!
Bwahahahahahah!

Neal is busted again!

RB

Bzzzzz.... It's Horvath who has the bust.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

wrote in message
...
On 08 Feb 2005 17:30:10 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

It is totally abhorrent how so-called sailors in this group
can laud any individual who goes out and does something
that is totally against the Rules and therefore totally
illegal.

THis makes ALL solo voyages where the sailor sleeps NOT LEGAL!!!
Bwahahahahahah!

Neal is busted again!

RB

Neal's not busted "again". He's one long continuous bust.

BB

"Bobsprit" wrote ...

she's 50 times the sailor you are, Neal. I won't call you
captain anymore!

BBob


That would make her 100 times the sailor you are bbob.

Do the maths.
Take a few days.

SV

Bitter...bitter....you should stop drinking when you hit the dregs...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Like I give a flying crap whether or not you call me Captain!

Since when would any sailor care what some pussy-whipped, fat
man who writes third-rate screen play thinks or says?

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The only record the little dyke has is a criminal record
for her admitting to violating Rule 5 of the COLREGS.


Oh no!!! She violated rule 5!!!! She's a real sailor and makes her own
rules
because she's a real sailor. She's taken her boat where you couldn't,
rules or
no rules.
71 days or 171, she's 50 times the sailor you are, Neal. I won't call you
captain anymore!

RB

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:17:03 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Bitter...bitter....you should stop drinking when you hit the
dregs...

My green teeth go bitter if I drink too much.


Now you're a Brit?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
They could put a yellow line on the water like they do on the football
field
to show first downs.

The point is the imaginary finish line is a trick to make her time better
than
it really was.


Neal, you're a complete wally.

She started her trip around the world at Ushant. When she got back to
Ushant, she had sailed around the world.


What on Earth makes you suggest that the finish line was imaginary?



Regards


Donal
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Donal wrote:
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

They could put a yellow line on the water like they do on the football

field

to show first downs.

The point is the imaginary finish line is a trick to make her time better

than

it really was.



Neal, you're a complete wally.

She started her trip around the world at Ushant. When she got back to
Ushant, she had sailed around the world.


No. When she got back to Ushant she crossed the somewhat arbitrary line
designated as the start/finish line. She "sailed around the world" when
her path crossed her antipodal path. Curiously, if that happened at
all, it would have been fairly close to Ushant.



What on Earth makes you suggest that the finish line was imaginary?

Maybe because most of the news reports described it that way. Frankly,
I never much liked the term, but it seems that people have to me
reminded that there isn't a line actually painted on the ocean.

"Donal" wrote


Neal, you're a complete wally.


Does that make Wally a half Neal?

Scotty

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote


Neal, you're a complete wally.


Does that make Wally a half Neal?

Dammit! I was hoping to catch Wally with that hook!!!!


I'll have to try a bit harder.




Regards


Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote


Neal, you're a complete wally.


Does that make Wally a half Neal?

Dammit! I was hoping to catch Wally with that hook!!!!


I'll have to try a bit harder.


Sorry for stealing your bait, but it was 2 hours after supper.

SV