HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET

Element - Woman
Symbol - ?
Discoverer - Adam
Atomic Mass - Accepted at 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 255kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 - Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2 - Boils at nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3 - Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1 - Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2 - Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3 - The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USE
1 - Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars & sail boats.
2 - Can greatly aid relaxation
3 - Can be very effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS
1 - Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2 - Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make
eye contact