Hazardous Materials Data Sheet
 

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET

Element - Woman
Symbol - ?
Discoverer - Adam
Atomic Mass - Accepted at 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 255kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 - Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2 - Boils at nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3 - Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1 - Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2 - Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3 - The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USE
1 - Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars & sail boats.
2 - Can greatly aid relaxation
3 - Can be very effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS
1 - Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2 - Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make
eye contact

"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message
news:MwmPd.25542$uc.1994@trnddc09...
That's funny. Too bad I can't print it and post in at the workplace next
to the other data sheets without the fear of getting sued.

Guess that must be a USA thing... my buddy posted it at his place of
work.... the girls alluded to being disgusted, then all took copies to their
boyfriends and husbands... and are now working on a MSDS for Men! Everyone
had a great laugh!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:0cQPd.68043$tU6.44805@edtnps91...

"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message
news:MwmPd.25542$uc.1994@trnddc09...
That's funny. Too bad I can't print it and post in at the
workplace next
to the other data sheets without the fear of getting sued.

Guess that must be a USA thing... my buddy posted it at his place of
work.... the girls alluded to being disgusted, then all took copies
to their
boyfriends and husbands... and are now working on a MSDS for Men!
Everyone
had a great laugh!

Liberals & women in this country have no sense of humor.